Isaacs Picture Conclusions

YOU CAN’T KILL STEPHEN KING (2012) THREE “I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOU SHOWER”s

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Being a sucker for movies with strange titles, I found this on iTunes one day and was instantly attracted to it and then I watched the trailer and it was basically this:YCKSK2YCKSK3kinopoisk.ruYCKSK5

So, obviously, I was all ———> FUCK YEAH and rented this bad boy up! After it finished downloading I loosened my trousers got ready for a bunch of slasher fun and some of this:YCKSK6

And what did I get for all of my troubles? Not much really. I thought the chicks were hot and they went around in tiny bathing suits and I thought they put the movie together well, but I absolutely HATED one of the characters and couldn’t believe ANYONE would be friends with that cocksucker…  Also – since this is a movie about people getting killed in the ways people get killed in Stephen King novels – I guess they are mostly from his newer shit, so I didn’t “get” a lot of the easter eggs. Speaking of Easter Eggs – huuuuuuuuuh:

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Speaking of Easter egg Boobs – HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH??????

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Anyway, aside from that atrocity I just posted, this movie isn’t too bad. It’s not as good as the trailer made it out to be but it’s not BAD by any means. I’ve seen much worse. For those of you that have seen it (spoilers) scroll over this white space here –> wasn’t that King as the cook at the very end??

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  3. emmakwall

    I need to review this still!!! O _ o o _ O

    Though I felt exactly the same as you – it was fun and fine and dandy but nothing hugely special. I’ve seen it all before Pen, I’ve seen it all before! But the idea behind it was super appealing!

    In answer to your spoiler question I think alas the answer is no! But I will re-watch it soon.

    Those easter eggs will get me in trouble at work!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Love Clam

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  5. The Vern

    I was just talking to my boss about why we only see chicken embryos painted and never humans. She thought I was talking about paining the actual fetus inside a woman Some great pics on there Eric

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  9. vampireplacebo

    The bouncy chick was hot, but Beckham? Really? Ugh. She has more plastic on her than a Playmobile factory. And those tits are awful, sorry. I was a barmaid at a titty joint, so I know fake boobs. And those are horrifying…

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