Being a sucker for movies with strange titles, I found this on iTunes one day and was instantly attracted to it and then I watched the trailer and it was basically this:
So, obviously, I was all ———> FUCK YEAH and rented this bad boy up! After it finished downloading I loosened my trousers got ready for a bunch of slasher fun and some of this:
And what did I get for all of my troubles? Not much really. I thought the chicks were hot and they went around in tiny bathing suits and I thought they put the movie together well, but I absolutely HATED one of the characters and couldn’t believe ANYONE would be friends with that cocksucker… Also – since this is a movie about people getting killed in the ways people get killed in Stephen King novels – I guess they are mostly from his newer shit, so I didn’t “get” a lot of the easter eggs. Speaking of Easter Eggs – huuuuuuuuuh:
Speaking of Easter egg Boobs – HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH??????
Anyway, aside from that atrocity I just posted, this movie isn’t too bad. It’s not as good as the trailer made it out to be but it’s not BAD by any means. I’ve seen much worse. For those of you that have seen it (spoilers) scroll over this white space here –> wasn’t that King as the cook at the very end??
So the promise of boobs couldn’t make this any better for you Eric?
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Promises, promises is all this was….. what a tease!
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I can’t stand a tease.
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At least there’s no teasing in Three Ripening Cherries : )
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There definitely isn’t any teasing in that, they just get down to it.
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Straight up!
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Best way to be, just get to the point and let the fun begin.
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au natural!
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Haha, that’s probably the best way to go about it.
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And no unnecessary shavings!
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Whatever do you mean Eric?
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I prefer them less bald down there : )
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Oh really? Eric you naughty devil.
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What can I say?
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Well you are entitled to your own preferences boss.
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And now the world knows…..
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No one will hold it against you buddy.
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: )
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It’s definitely gonna be interesting when I review Three Ripening Cherries.
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I know! I can’t wait to see it : )
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I bet you can’t.
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Bring it!
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You’ll be the first to know about the review.
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Sweet!
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Actually I have an interesting suggestion Eric?
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yesssssssssssssssssss? I’m going on break but I’ll be back shortly.
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Let me know when you’re back and I’ll tell you the suggestion.
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I have returned : )
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OK so my suggestion is that seeing as you’re doing a joint review with Emma, maybe you and I could do one on Three Ripening Cherries.
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hey – that sounds good!
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I’m up for it, you could give your thoughts on it first and then me.
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OK – I’ll try and put something together soon and send it your way : )
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No rush Eric, when it’s completed can we post it on your site?
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Sounds like a plan – I’m sure my readers will love it HAHAHAHA!!
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Thanks for saying you’ll do it Eric. I’ll e-mail you when I have my part of the post.
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Cool! Sometimes I can be slow to get posts written so give me some time : )
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No take all the time you need buddy.
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*fist bump*
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*Ass slap*
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I might…
#baldisbeautiful
:-p
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HA!!!
#hehhehheh
#foreverfriends
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#pervssticktogether
#foreverfriend 😀
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#yougotthatright
#pervs
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I have nothing against it, as you say bald is beautiful.
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Dear PSC,
I still have to get to this. Hopefully one day I will actually have the time to get to it again. Meh.
Love,
JJB
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Dearest IJB,
I can’t even fucking wait for It to not be so busy………………………. X _ X
Love,
ISC
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Dearest PSC,
I don’t think I have ever been this busy in my life
It is getting so out of hand
I MISS MY FREEDOM!!!!!!
Love,
JJB
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Dearest SBJB,
I MISS MY FRIEND!!!!
CRY CRY CRY
Love,
SSC
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I need to review this still!!! O _ o o _ O
Though I felt exactly the same as you – it was fun and fine and dandy but nothing hugely special. I’ve seen it all before Pen, I’ve seen it all before! But the idea behind it was super appealing!
In answer to your spoiler question I think alas the answer is no! But I will re-watch it soon.
Those easter eggs will get me in trouble at work!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Love Clam
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That’s one thing you can always rely on Eric and me for, naughty pictures that aren’t suitable for work.
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Yep! You pair of troublemakers 🙂
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What can I say? Boys will be boys.
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Exactly 🙂
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We can’t help being rude, but secretly you love us for it.
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Of course! But it’s no secret! Haha 🙂
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There are no secrets on the blogosphere.
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Ah! Scary!
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Hehe.
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Dear Clam,
Yep – nothing outstanding here! I’m glad we got to bond over it though!
I’m sticking by my claim about the cook…………. O _ o o _ O
Love Pen!!!!
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I need to re-watch that bit!!!! I will do 🙂
Yeah it’s the title more than anything! But it’s just a fun little film that’s happened before and will happen again.
Love Clam!
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Yep yep!!
Pip pip!!
#ankleclicks
#guvners
#umbrellas
#ovalportraits
Love Pen!
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Sweet Pappy
#jagershots
Kidney
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Sweet Kidney,
#youknowit
Love,
Sugar Pappy
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I was just talking to my boss about why we only see chicken embryos painted and never humans. She thought I was talking about paining the actual fetus inside a woman Some great pics on there Eric
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That sounds like an interesting conversation Vern. Oh, in case you didn’t get the pingback earlier, I nominated you for a blogging award.
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Thanks, Ace! Interesting talk at work there. I sit by myself in a room with no windows so I rarely talk to anyone except myself.
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Those trailer caps convinced me to check this baby out! I’m sure I’d dig this 🙂
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Good luck! I hope you like it more than I did!
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Yeah, I think we pretty much all agree with this review. Wow. We actually all agreed on something. First for everything, I guess… 😉
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Remember the first time you saw 8MM?? Remember how filthy you felt after it was over??
That’s how I feel agreeing with you…..
#unclean
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Loved the Easter eggs!! lol Haven’t seen this, but who knows, might do it one day. Great stuff boyo!!
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LOL! nice boobs, lady. Good luck with it! It’s not the worst thing ever but it was just…….. *shrugs*
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Yeah, that’s what it sounded like. I probably won’t actively seek it out, but if I skim by it on Netflix, I might turn it on.
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Sounds like a plan!
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The bouncy chick was hot, but Beckham? Really? Ugh. She has more plastic on her than a Playmobile factory. And those tits are awful, sorry. I was a barmaid at a titty joint, so I know fake boobs. And those are horrifying…
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I totally agree!!
#grossboobs
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MY EYES! IT BURNNNSSS. Those are not Easter Eggs I would want to eat.
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My eyes!!! My fucking eyes!!!!
HAHAHA!!!
#grossboobs
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Being the Stephen King fan that I am, I had such high hopes for this😕 And no T & A either? Poor Eric😔 Taking another one on the chin for the rest of us! You’re awesome!
#thankyou
#appreciateeric
#huugs
#onedayuntilfabfriday
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Have you seen it????
I know – what a tease this thing was!!!
YOU are the awesome one!!!!
#thankYOU
#appreciateYOU
#longhugs
#onemoreday
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I’ve heard of it but I don’t think I’ll watch it now.
#wonderfuleric
#manyhugs
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That’s probably for the best!
#goodcall
#lovehugs
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#besteric
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#lovekim
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#whatwouldidowithouteric
#muchlove
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#imhereforyou
#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#lovelove
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#backatcha
#itsalmostfriday
#happydance
#huugs
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Just a half day left!!
#almostlunchtime
#itshungry
#delihugs
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You hang in there!
#nowimhungry
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Usually the food at the deli where I work is pretty much crap but it was really good today!
#ribs
#beans
#bloated
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Uh Oh! Ribs are addictive!
#antacidsforeric
#yum
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I might need some!
#tums
#pepcid
HAHAHA!
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#badribs
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HAHAHAH!!
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This looks like it taints the name of Stephen King!!!! #taint Ugh – did you HAVE to post that Victoria Beckham pic??? #ew :-p
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It just might!
#taints
I had to share the horror : )
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Holy fuck…
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Wow, Eric, WOW!!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many boobs in one post… #boobfest #eastereggs
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Remember sister, Eric is the boob master, and I have the title of ass master.
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HA!!!! #boobfest !!!! Nice to hear from you!! #saturdaysmooch
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Thank you, Sir. Always nice to be heard ☺☺☺ #soontobeSundaysmooooch
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I like the sound of that!
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What’s all this talk of smooches?
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That last pic…Whaaaaaaaat???
#itisconfused
#itisalsouncomfortable
#ilikestephenkingbutthissoundskindalame
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????
#lolcaragale
#idontthinkyoudlikethis
#xoxoxoxox
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I have no words that can adequately sum up my response to that last picture… also I got totally mesmerised by the bouncing bewbs gif. I’m so confused.
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I aim to please!
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What a shame that a film with such a brilliant title didn’t live up to it.
Also, so many boobs!
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Yep…. what a deal this was….. and —-> BOOBS!
#boobfest
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I can only imagine your disappointment at #notenoughboobs
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For a movie that advertised lots of boobs, the lack of boobs was absolutely SHIT!
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#falseadvertising
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#bullshittrailer
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