Being a sucker for movies with strange titles, I found this on iTunes one day and was instantly attracted to it and then I watched the trailer and it was basically this:
So, obviously, I was all ———> FUCK YEAH and rented this bad boy up! After it finished downloading I
loosened my trousers got ready for a bunch of slasher fun and some of this:
And what did I get for all of my troubles? Not much really. I thought the chicks were hot and they went around in tiny bathing suits and I thought they put the movie together well, but I absolutely HATED one of the characters and couldn’t believe ANYONE would be friends with that cocksucker… Also – since this is a movie about people getting killed in the ways people get killed in Stephen King novels – I guess they are mostly from his newer shit, so I didn’t “get” a lot of the easter eggs. Speaking of Easter Eggs – huuuuuuuuuh:
Speaking of Easter egg Boobs – HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH??????
Anyway, aside from that atrocity I just posted, this movie isn’t too bad. It’s not as good as the trailer made it out to be but it’s not BAD by any means. I’ve seen much worse. For those of you that have seen it (spoilers) scroll over this white space here –> wasn’t that King as the cook at the very end??