I’ve been sitting around, minding my own business, having some cocktails and thinking about this movie. I liked it – it’s not my favorite or anything, but I thought it was OK. I’ve never been a big fan of Campbell Scott so I think he was kind of a detraction for me but, hey, this was OK. I guess, since I’m feeling a little spry, let’s do this a little different. The following video is SFW and one of my favorite songs ever. I think it’s a fan video but the music is what it’s about. For this post, I recommend a Whiskey Sour, the following video and then use the lyrics below with the music. Does that make any sense?? Probably not…. enjoy!!
(I wrote this a while back, slightly loaded, so – it really makes more sense if you listen to the video before hitting the text below) (Or, at least turn it on while you read) (It’s totally SFW)
Sung to the tune of I Burn:
Simple home life
No big city
Please don’t leave our claim
Off to college
Biiiiiiiiiiig corruption
Things won’t be the same
Come on home now
You’re all fucked up
Satan’s at his game
Here’s one lyric:
Tom Wilkinson
A priest feeling The Shame
And she squirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmed
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squirmed
Life was fine once
Now she’s possessed
How’d she meet her fate???
Campbell Scott is
Kind of douchey
I don’t love his face
Laura Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinney
In a pantsuit
Has to defend Faith
CGI and
Blurry slo-mo
But this is OKaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
And she squirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmed
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squirmed
HERE’S THE THING NOW
EXORCIST FILMS
ALL CONTORTIONING
FACIAL ACTING
MAY BE OK
I’VE SEEN MUCH WORSE THINGS
BECAUSE
THIS MOVIE’S GOOD
DESPITE THE BACK BENDS
BENDING BACKS ARE LAME
YOU GUYS DID GOOD
NOT MY FAV’RITE
I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS
SHE SQUIRMED!!!
SHE WRITHED!!!
SHE SCREAMED!!!
SHE SQUIRMED!!!
SHE WRITHED!!!
SHE SCREAMED!!!
SHE SQUIRMED!!!
SHE WRITHED!!!
SHE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMED!!!
She squirmed….
She squirmed….
She squirmed….
She squirmed….
lol Interesting review. A priest feeling ‘The Shame’ was my favourite line out of everything. Great job Eric!
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Thank you so much!
#truth
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Pretty cool way to review a movie. Loved this Eric.
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Thanks Boss!!
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You know that’s what I’m hear for.
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I appreesh!
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We have the dvd . I remember I didn’t like it very much. Maybe I should watch it again.
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I think I was the same as you. But it’s always good to give movies another go.
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Ren! I didn’t like it very much the first time around but it didn’t bother me too much on the re-watch : )
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Haha, love it Pen!!!! 🙂
I watched this an age ago, it was alright but not the most memorable.
I do love Tom Wilkinson though!
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He is such a great actor.
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Agreed! Everything I see him in, I think he’s good. And he really does play a huge range of different people.
My favourite is still when he’s playing someone slightly snobby though!
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Totally agree with you Emma.
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Dear Clam!
Wilkinson is a total stud! So is: #seanpertwee
Love Pen!
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Dearest dearest Pen! I agree!!!
#seanpertwee Love Clam! xxxxxxxxx
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What about #anfernee ?????
Love Pen!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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#anfernee!!!!!!!!!
#ladysmithblackmambazo
Love Forgetful Clam!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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No worries ever!
#amandaseyfried
Love Pen!!!
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#boobscantellitsraining
#toasterstrudel
Love Clam! ❤ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
#boobs
Love Pen!!! < 3 < 3 < 3,
< 3 < 3 < 3
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I couldn’t get the video to play 😦 but I still think it’s an epic review! I didn’t mind this movie. On the exorcism movie scale it’s probably a 6.04/10 for me.
#satanicbesties
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WHAT??? What a load of poop! Stupid youtube………….!
#satanicyoutube
#satanicbesties
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It was rather disheartening
#satanicyoutube
#whycantiseethefunthings
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Stupid youtube : (((((((((((((((((((((((((((
#satanicbullshit
I’ll try and think of something….
#satanicbestie
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I’ll try it on my computer in a bit. I’m on my phone at the moment. Maybe it’s just got something against smartphones?
#smartphonesarentsosmartsometimes
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Sounds good – if that doesn’t work maybe I’ll just drive a copy up there : )
#twentyhours
#stupidsmartphones
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You should do that anyways! I just pulled it up on my computer – it did work. And…..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant. I sang along to the whole song. Love love love it.
#satanicbestiesforever
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!
#youfuckingrule
#foreverforever
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Hey man – enjoyed the format – you have a gift – #betterthanweirdal
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El Diablo!!!! HAHAH THANKS!!!!!
#downhard
#hardtimes
Happy Fuckin’ Tuesday!
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That’s pretty brilliant.
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LOL – THANKS!
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What a great way to do a review Eric! I don’t know how you thought of this, but it was all kinds of awesome! 😊
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THANKS KIM!!!!!!
#lovekim
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Good work, my friend. I liked this although I thought the film was kind of lame.
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Dear fn,
Thank you, ever so much. Have you seen The Last Exorcism 2?
Yours,
ei
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Dear ei,
Unfortunately, yes I have. I liked the first, but 2 was basically a number 2.
Yours,
fn
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Dear fn,
TLE2 was a huge pile of shit. I thought this was a nice smelling daisy compared to that bullshit. I thought the first TLE was OK until the demonbabything at the end….
In Anticipation,
ei
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Dear ei,
There’s always Fury Road. Aaaaaaaaand there’s going to be a sequel… eeeeeeeee! [Excited noise]
fn
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Dearest fn,
Not to be to gross but I might have leaked a little when I heard about fucking WASTELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s just hope it doesn’t take thirty years. I might be dead by then.
Yours,
ei
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Dear ei,
It is most exciting news, but how will we wait…?! How many times can we watch Fury Road in the interim?
Yours,
fn
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Dear fn,
My friend and I watched Beyond Thunderdome a thousand times in the theater. I can commit!!!
Love,
ei
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Dearest ei,
Isn’t Thunderdome the shit one?
Your dear friend,
fn
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Dear, My dear fn,
Thunderdome was the best until Fury Road.
Love,
ei
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Eric! No way? Really? I had it so wrong all these years!
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I think it’s time you watched Thunder Dome then. Then again it’s been years since I last saw it.
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Everyone should watch Thunderdome again!
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I actually ordered the whole trilogy on Blu Ray, can’t wait for it to arrive.
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Good call!
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I’m all about making good calls my brother.
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Yeah, I think you’re right. I’m going to start with the first one…
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We’re all making good decisions today!
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I’m definitely watching these movies again.
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#winning!
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You know it sister.
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My Dear fn,
I probably saw it 100 times in the theater that summer it came out!,,
Yours,
ei
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Dearest ei,
That’s a lot of Mad Max! I definitely want to see this again.
Yours,
fn
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Dearest fn,
I was a very bored 14 year old that summer.
Yours,
ei
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Crazy teens [chuh]
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Don’t forget – before your bedtime – you need to remember those two titles we lost in the mail….
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Shit, yes! Ok, I’ll have a rummage…
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Rummage!
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I don’t know what it is but there’s something so naughty about the word rummage.
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Also, not gross, just honest
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#truth
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Look at you, you secret lyricist!!! Much more memorable and awesome than the whole Exorcism of Emily Rose movie!!!
#itsings
#itsquirms
#itprobes
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Cara Gale!!!!! Happy Thursday to you!!
#itloves
#itprobes
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LOL! Great song here!
This movie wasn’t nearly as offensive as it is made out to be, from what I remember, but also no masterpiece!
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JB??? You never talk! You never write! : (
Love,
The Chop
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I hardly even get to breathe anymore!
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: ( : ( : ( : ( : ( : (
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😦 It is horrendous. I will be so happy when all of this is done. This year has been insane.
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I will certainly be happy if it brings you back into my life somewhat!
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Most definitely!!
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WHOOP!
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Emily Rose reminds me of an ex girlfriend I had. She wasn’t possessed but she may as well have been.
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Yep – I’m married now but she reminds me of my first wife…..
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You and your Toadies! I saw this movie! It’s totally confused in my mind with the millions of other exorcism movies!!!!
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