Isaacs Picture Conclusions

THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (2005) LET’S SEE HERE…..

EROSE1I’ve been sitting around, minding my own business, having some cocktails and thinking about this movie. I liked it – it’s not my favorite or anything, but I thought it was OK. I’ve never been a big fan of Campbell Scott so I think he was kind of a detraction for me but, hey, this was OK. I guess, since I’m feeling a little spry, let’s do this a little different. The following video is SFW and one of my favorite songs ever. I think it’s a fan video but the music is what it’s about. For this post, I recommend a Whiskey Sour, the following video and then use the lyrics below with the music. Does that make any sense?? Probably not…. enjoy!!

(I wrote this a while back, slightly loaded, so – it really makes more sense if you listen to the video before hitting the text below) (Or, at least turn it on while you read) (It’s totally SFW)

EROSE3Sung to the tune of I Burn:

Simple home life
No big city
Please don’t leave our claim

Off to college
Biiiiiiiiiiig corruption
Things won’t be the same

Come on home now
You’re all fucked up
Satan’s at his game

Here’s one lyric:
Tom Wilkinson
A priest feeling The Shame

And she squirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmed
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squirmed

EROSE4

Life was fine once
Now she’s possessed
How’d she meet her fate???

Campbell Scott is
Kind of douchey
I don’t love his face

Laura Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinney
In a pantsuit
Has to defend Faith

CGI and
Blurry slo-mo
But this is OKaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

And she squirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmed
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squirmed

EROSE2HERE’S THE THING NOW
EXORCIST FILMS
ALL CONTORTIONING

FACIAL ACTING
MAY BE OK
I’VE SEEN MUCH WORSE THINGS

BECAUSE

THIS MOVIE’S GOOD
DESPITE THE BACK BENDS
BENDING BACKS ARE LAME

YOU GUYS DID GOOD
NOT MY FAV’RITE
I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS

SHE SQUIRMED!!!
SHE WRITHED!!!
SHE SCREAMED!!!

SHE SQUIRMED!!!
SHE WRITHED!!!
SHE SCREAMED!!!

SHE SQUIRMED!!!
SHE WRITHED!!!
SHE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMED!!!

She squirmed….

She squirmed….

She squirmed….

She squirmed….

EROSE6

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