*NSFW*
Guy Ritchie can sure make a good movie. When you think of his movies (except for that Castaway thing I’ve never seen) you can just imagine a whiteboard with fifty different sticky notes on it and dozens of arrows connecting them with everything coming together at some point. Normally I can “get” his movies but, in this one, everyone had such thick dialects, I barely knew what was going on half of the time. It’s well made, but it was confusing to me. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – if you decide to watch this, I put together this handy guide that may or may not be helpful to you. You can click it to make it larger.
Also:
And, because she’s in this:
This review cracked me up Eric. Did you slip the subtitles on to understand what they were talking about? Love the sticky notes.
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Perfect! Mission accomplished!! I thought about using the subtitles but I was too stubborn….
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Stubbornness seems to be something we share.
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LOL YES! I’m putting together my piece on Fury Road!
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Woo Hoo, I await it with great anticipation.
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I’m going to try and get it out Thursday : )
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Sounds amazing, with this post coming up, our adult movie one, the reblog of my Fury Road take and our interview, it’s gonna be eventful and sexy to say the least.
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I need to get Fury Road finished and my Amityville for this Friday then I can start working on “Toys”
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That sounds like a plan, then do we move onto the interview? There is no rush, I just wanted to check that we’re still on for it.
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We’ll have to play that by ear : )
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Ok Eric, I understand just let me know when we’re on and I’ll be more than happy to participate.
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Sweet!
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As sweet as a dance from Master Satrap.
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Seriously though, when we get around to this interview, I’m more than happy to be revealing.
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Of course! I’m just really slow with those things – I did think of two questions the other day that I need to write down before I forget.
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I got you Eric, as I said there’s no rush boss.
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*thumbs up*
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*High Fives and Ass Shakes*
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HAHA!!
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It’s been a while since I mentioned something naughty and I’m pleased to say Satrap is back baby.
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As it should be!
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Satrap is just perfecting his moves as we speak. Thought any more about forming a double act with him?
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I think my dancing was a one time spin off : )
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I’m sure we could teach you some raunchy new moves.
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If you need any dance instruction, just contact me. Hehe. I must sign off for the night, gonna watch Mad Max 2 tonight. Catch you tomorrow buddy.
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Have a good evening! Enjoy!
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Just finished watching it, it was just as exhilarating as I remembered it to be.
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Excellent news!! I did a second post earlier – a movie you might like…
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Was that The Warriors or Jaws?
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The Warriors!
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Just read it, excellent work buddy. That movie is getting added to my growing watch list.
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Good news!!
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And your Jaws review rocked.
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Thank you! I need to get back to my laptop and check it out!
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I can assure you it’s amazing Eric, really made me laugh.
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And now I must depart for the evening to perfect my saucy moves and Road Warrior review. Satrap is reporting for duty and signing off.
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Just thought I’d tell you, I’m watching the Mad Max trilogy again. Reviewed the first one the other day, thought it would be of interest to you.
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Hey – cool! I’ll go check it out!
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You rock buddy.
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looks good!
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Cheers bud.
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Not a bad movie, but not Guy’s best. It missed the edge that both ‘Snatch’ and ‘Lock, Stock’ had (both great films!!) But the fantastic cast (another Tom Wilkinson movie!!) does help carry it through and it’s still a fun movie.
Haha at the Castaway thing!! Nope, never seen that either!!!!!
Been ages Pen!! O _ o o _O
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen Tom Wilkinson give a bad performance.
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Me neither! 🙂
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There are just some actors and actresses who are incapable of giving bad performances.
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Clam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where have you been hiding?? I was afraid I’d scared you off!!! : (
Love Pen!!!
#O_oo_o
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NEVER!!! Never say such things!!!!
I’m sorry Pen. We had another bank holiday Monday in the UK – 3 day weekend and I’ve been doing absolutely fuck all since Friday evening basically! I haven’t even watched a film 😦
Just been….meh! If you know what I mean. Festering….hiding……you know! The usual! #seanpertwee #anfernee
PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear Pen! I hope you are well?? O _ o o _ O ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ #pens
Love Clam! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I never really thought that! *HUG HUG* I had a three day weekend too and I didn’t do jack shit. I think I only got online for about five minutes! Are you fully rested??
LOVE Pen!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
P.S. #boobrain
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Never did see this one. Lock Stock is the best. Thandie Newton is way too skinny. I remember when she was on ER for a while and I couldn’t stand having to watch her skinny toothpick legs. Not that I watched ER. Okay, maybe I did.
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So you’re an ER watching wanker??
I need to watch that Lock, Stock movie for something…..
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Oh yeah… I forgot! Lol! But… You’d have to actually visit my blog if you’re on it!!!! 😉
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I have your blog pulled up right now, you wanker!!
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Oh dear god…. Lol! I await your “wanker” comments… 😉
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After this stupid conference call finally ends I’ll go poke around : )
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I looked at that diagram and immediately knew what the movie was about. That is why you are the master and the rest of us are just those that follow in your wake.
Fantastic as always. lol Truly great job!
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I live to serve!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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Oh yeah, I was guilty of using the subtitles. This was just okay for me too, but his just okay is still better than a lot of drivel that Hollywood pumps out.
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True!!!
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I LOVE the sticky notes Eric! Absolutely brilliant! Guy Ritchie has always been kind hit or miss for me. I’m not sure about this one, although I do like Gerard Butler and Tom Wilkinson. I think if I do try this I’ll print out your Rocknrollachart first. 😊
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HAHA!!!! Hopefully that can help you make it through the miasma! See how I just used a big word??? Happy Tuesday, sweet Kim!!
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Nice Eric! I’m impressed! Happy Tuesday to you wonderful friend!
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: ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Wish me luck on this stupid meeting I’m going to in two minutes!
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Another meeting? Arrgghh! I hope it goes well!
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Every other fuckin’ Monday….
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Well that certainly gives you something to look forward to. How’s the new manager?
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We got a new director, not a new manager – she seems nice : )
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That’s something. Maybe you manager will decide to leave too? Here’s hoping!
#loveeric
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Hopefully he gets better with a new director!
#lovekim
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I for one really liked this movie and was kinda surprised why it was met with a largely poor response. It was stylish and really enjoyable tbh. Doesn’t come close to Snatch. but eclipses Lock, Stock marginally imo.
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I watched it a long time ago, back during the weed days and didn’t like it. I watched it again sober and thought it was pretty good, I just couldn’t understand Butler half the time…. or the singer guy – the “rocknrolla”…
Thanks for reading and the comment!!
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Yeah, you need subtitles for Guy Ritchie movies. Case in point: Brad Pitt in Snatch
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Pitt is absolutely brilliant in Snatch. It reminds me of the roles he had before he became such a big name….
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Haha yeah, found found his character really hilarious
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Loved it!
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#satanicbestie!! This is hilarious, as usual. Love the diagram. I’ve started this a couple times but never really got into it.
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#satanicbestie !!!!!
YOU RULE!!! I can understand that : )
#crepesforever
#andever
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It really annoyed me that Gemma Arteron was hardly in this. She has like three lines or something. I actually think I might prefer this to his other gangster films. It looks like he knows what he is doing now, while ‘Lock, Stock’ was a little experimental.
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I know – I was all “Is that her???”
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I didn’t know Gemma Arterton was naked in this! Thank you for improving my life immeasurably.
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She’s not naked in this one…….. she’s naked in The Disappearance of Alice Creed……
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As long as she’s naked.
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For once, we agree.
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I don’t agree with that.
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And there we go again…
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Dearest ei,
I assume I’ve seen this one, at least I feel like I must have even though I don’t have the slightest clue what it’s about. I think that’s a bad sign.
Your friend,
fn
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PS I love Melissa George. Why isn’t she in more stuff?
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P.S. So do I – we should write her a letter to do more movies!
P.P.S. Have you seen Triangle? I’m sure you have and we’ve bonded over it, but I’m sleepy this morning.
#toomuchcider
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I have seen Triangle and remember quite liking it, although isn’t it a wee bit repetitive? Probably need to watch that one again. Did you see Lonely Place to Die? Not great but she’s in it and being bad ass climbing rocks and shit.
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HA! Are you making a pun?? (Cause that’s the plot)
I have seen that and I quite liked it too : )
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Dear fn,
This one is kind of forgettable so I don’t blame you at all.
Love,
ei
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That diagram is pure genius. More please.
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I’ll do what I can!!!
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It’s bloody brilliant. And so unexpectedly laser sharp. Loved it because it came out of nowhere. You should explore doing more visual commentary.
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Thank you kindly, my good man!! I’ll see if I can scare some more up : )
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I have not seen this movie, but now that I’ve seen your diagram, I understand everything. I feel like I’ve watched it already. 😉 Really though, I do need to see this. Especially if Tom Hardy plays a man called “Handsome Bob.”
#tomhardyprobes
#handsomeprobes
#itprobes
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Be careful – using the British language – Tom Hardy’s Handsome Bob is a “poof”…..
#heprobes
#poofs
#itloves
#xoxoxoxoxoxxxxx
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LOL. Well, hey, as long as he’s still Tom Hardy, he can be as poofy as he pleases. 😉
#poof
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#poofy
#itpoofs
#xoxoxoxox
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Not as good as some of his others but I love sweet little Handsome Bob.
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He just wants to dance with One Two….
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LOL that diagram xD
I actually enjoyed this. While Richie has better, this was still a decent watch. I have been meaning to check it out again. Maybe one of these days!
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I liked it too I just couldn’t understand what anyone was saying LOL
x x x
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