Here we go! I’m going to try and put a piece together about this thing…. I normally don’t write about the mainstream things I see out there because – what can I say that hasn’t already been said by people who do much better at this than I do? When this thing first came out and people flocked to their phones and tablets to put something out about it, the very overwhelming response was incredibly positive and the only thing I can really do here is add to that and say “This movie is fucking incredible and I loved every second of it!!! Go see it in the theater and don’t delay!!!!” I can subsequently add that “Eating your breakfast jello with a fork is challenging and not very fun.” Go see this, believe the hype, it’s BALLS OUT AWESOME!
Nice codpiece.
Here’s some history behind this thing and I. I’ve told you out here, before, that I spent a lot of time in California back in my youth and in the summer of 1985 my friend Jasod Schnitzenheimer (name changed to protect the innocent) came out to visit me for a few weeks. We were still young then so we didn’t have much to do so we went and saw Beyond Thunderdome in the theater 20 times – and that’s no lie. We had the entire thing memorized and would walk around Southern California quoting it every day. As human nature goes, we both grew older after that and kind of parted ways; I started hanging out with the underage beer drinkers and he went more of the Way of Academia but we always remained friends, even if we weren’t super close any longer. Anyway, we’ve waited for this movie for THIRTY FUCKING YEARS and it finally came out and did it come up short like Scrotey’s tiny Pee Pee?The answer to that is NO – IT ROCKED MY LAME, OLD ASS! I couldn’t even believe how much I liked it and I HAVE to see it again in the theater. You know – the day I am writing this I read a blurb at the beginning of some blog that this person didn’t like it. “No plot” the individual wrote “No story. Made for 8 year old kids.” WHAT THE SHIT? Why’d you go see it? Here’s the plot: it’s a two hour car chase through the desert featuring thousands of explosions and real people doing real stunts. What were you looking for, some sort of bullshit Woody Allen film? O _ o That’s worse than two years ago when people went to see GRAVITY and complained about the DIALOGUE. Who went to see the big space disaster movie and gave a fuck about the fucking script???? Fury Road:
Now we have some internet rumors that a sequel is already in the works called either Mad Max: Furiosa or Mad Max: Wasteland and I’ll look forward to it as much as I have this one. Miller’s got to be in his seventies by now so he better hustle and not take three decades to get it out. Fury Road is the absolute tits and I can’t wait to buy the goddamned thing and watch it all the time. Best action movie I’ve seen in years!
What a rocking review Eric, good to see two hour jizzfest as a tag.
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I fucking loved this movie so much!! Thanks Vinnie!
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Same here Eric, we both jizzed over it, hehe.
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You got that right!
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We’re such naughty boys, hehe.
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HA!
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Well then again naughtiness is part of my other( imaginary) job, so it comes in handy.
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Perfect!
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Well I have to grind my hips and be every woman’s fantasy so it does help.
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Superstar!
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Why thanks for the compliment, as I keep saying, there is room for another in my act if you’re interested, hehe.
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: ) No one wants to see this in action!
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You never know Eric, we could just pull this off, hehe.
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Maybe if we wanted to scare people off : )
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I’ll leave the stripping to me then, sound fair.
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Sounds good to me!
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Hehe, you know I’m only joking Eric. I would never bring you into this debauched world of mine.
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I couldn’t keep up!
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Haha, I’m sure you could boss.
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LOL!!!!!
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You can always count on me for the naughtiness Emma.
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I can! Love ya Vinster
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Love ya too Emma, big hugs and ass shakes being sent your way now.
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Yay!!! You are sassy!!!
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Sassy you say.
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Very! With all these bottom shakes, I just imagine a VERY sassy Vinny.
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Why thanks for that compliment.
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You’re an ace guy 🙂
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Well I try my best.
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You are the best!
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I couldn’t ask for a better compliment to start my day on.
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What can I say???????
#jizzfest
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I trust any comment with #jizzfest written within it!
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Don’t make me come over there and push you into the theater to see this. Because I will!
Love Pen!!!!!
#<3
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If that was a guaranteed promise I’d say I’m NEVER going to watch it! Haha! ❤
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If only I had the money!!!
#cash
Love Pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Another thing Emma, I await your Guilty Pleasures post with great anticipation.
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Me too!
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Catch you tomorrow Eric.
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See ya boss!!
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Talk to you soon buddy. This is Satrap signing off.
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Just finished Beyond Thunder Dome, it was a blast and so good. Expect a review in the next few days Eric.
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YES!!! So good!! Can’t wait, Boss!
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Now I can’t get that Tina Turner song out of my head.
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It’s an awesome song!
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Damn right Eric. Now I’m signing off to make some notes for my review. Hope it can deliver as I know you really like this movie. Talk tomorrow buddy.
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Talk tomorrow – I’m out too for my afternoon commute –
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Ooh thanks Vinster 🙂 it’s in my drafts now!
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Can’t wait and thanks for saying you’ll give me a shout out.
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Of course!!!!!! 🙂
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When will your guilty pleasures be up?
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Do you mean the post…..or?? haha, maybe today or Monday 🙂
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I was referring to the post, what were you thinking of?
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Lol I think we should quit whilst we’re ahead!!!!
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That’s probably a good idea. Anyway, looking forward to that post.
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You were the inspiration 🙂
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I feel so honored.
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You can’t forget Mel either, she was the one who gave me the idea. I can’t take all the credit.
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Of course! Both of you are brilliant 🙂
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And we both appreciate your lovely feedback.
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#whilst
Love Pen!
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You know the score!!!!! You know EXACTLY the score! Ha ha ha O _ o o _ O
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: ))))))))))))))))))))))))))
O _ o o _ O
P.S. ———–> O _ o o _ O
P.P.S. LOVE PEN!!!!
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#filth !
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LOL! But we did quit whilst we were ahead!!
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True!!!!!
#smut
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Fantastic review Eric! But did you like it? LOL!😎😎😎😎
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HAHAHA!! I’d do it with this movie if I wasn’t married!!! Or – at least I’d try : )
#rejection
#lovekim
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Poor Eric!
#loveeric
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: )))))))))))))))))
#lovekim
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1 1/2 more days sweetie! Did you like the Jaws video I sent you?
#hugsformyeric
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I sure did!!! That was hilarious – I wish I could do something like that!
#60seconds
#smileyousonofa
#lovemykim
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I jus happened to come across it and thought “Eric!”
#loveyoutube
#sweeteric
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It was great!
#adayandahalf
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Yay!
#letthe
#countdownbegin
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WOOP!
#dontdrinkthat
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#iusedtobeafraidofthewater
🚣🏻🏊🏄🏻
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#smileyousonofa
< 3 < 3 < 3
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Ha ha!😂
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Great review … Loved this film so much … I can’t give it lower than a 5 Star rating! Bring on the sequel!
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There is nothing better than Fury Road!!! BRING IT!!!
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Quit agreeing with me!!!!! It freaks me out. 😉 I never did see Beyond Thunderdome. I just picked up all three on DVD so I’m gonna have a Mad Max Marathon some night to refresh my memory. 🙂
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I know!! This is getting weird……
Beyond Thunderdome is wicked-awesome!
#savannahnix
Have fun!
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Yes I also must see this again – in a theater – before it finishes.
I think it was available to see in 3D… did you see it that way? And if so was it worth it?
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YES YES YES
Actually I did – I got up at the crack of dawn to go see the 2D version and they fucking cancelled it so I had to see it in 3D which normally fucks with my head but it really didn’t bother me here….
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Hmmmm, sounds like its probs not worth the extra cost
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Probably not : )
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Amazing work EI, still haven’t seen this, partner is still sleeping on the couch as a result! I think “a million fuck yeses” is such a good phrase too. I really can’t wait to see it.
#fuckyesesies
#madmaxsies
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Thank you Anna Banana!!!! I’m still pissed at that individual for seeing this without you………….
#couchsies
#yessies
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Epic review! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS! I’m going this weekend. It’s going to be amazing.
#satanicbesties
#sataniclampalways
#creepsiesforever
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I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous of you going to see it for the first time!!!!! You HAVE to let me know what you think!!
#satanicbestiesforever
#crepes
#sataniclampsalways
#eat
#horusbracelets
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I will! I will! You’ll be the first to hear my thoughts!
#satanicbestiesforever
#creepsiesforever
#sataniclampalways
#bowlofcereal
#crepescrepescrepes
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I can’t even wait!!! I might try and go see it again this weekend before it’s out of theaters : ) : )
#satanicbestiesforever
#crepesforever
#thrillme
#cobravenom
#sataniclampsalways
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Finally we agree on something!
By the way, do the breeders have to ask for the key to their chastity belt every time they need to take a shit?
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I hesitantly agree with you, you Greek cocksucker!
Who cares? More action!
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Haha, love your blunt writing. Great piece!
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HA : )))))))))))))) Thank you!!
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I agree. Probably the best action film I have seen in years as well. Just one of the greatest pieces of eye-candy ever made.
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I’m telling you what… I hate to add to hype but this was just fucking amazing! I forgot to mention – there is some story to it – like – when Nux is trying to help and he says “go tie this chain around that thing” – which is a tree and he doesn’t know what a “tree” is from living in a cave his whole life – there’s substance here too but – YES!!!
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This movie was created purely for The IPC!
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Yes it sure was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fury Road FOREVER!
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And I love that new header Eric, Furiosa rocks.
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Thank you kindly!
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It’s what I’m here for boss.
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Furiosa totally rocked!
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I second that.
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So you enjoyed it then?!!!
O _ o o _ O Love Clam!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!
O _ o o _ O
Love Pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. ———–> XXXX
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#anfernee
O _ o o _ O
Love Clam! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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#rainboobs
#almostfinished
Love Pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. ————> < 3
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Mad Max Beyond Fury Foad?
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Blurry Load??
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P.S. Night mode in the eighth level on the Level 5 Pottery in Cradle of Empires is a real bitch!
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What lol????
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LOL!! It’s this game I’ve been playing for two months…
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Hahaha great comments going on here.
#jizzfest Isn’t that the title of the sequel.
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I think it is!! Coming in 2020: Mad Max Jizzfest
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OMG. FUCK YES is right!!!! I’ve already seen it twice and plan on seeing it 60 more times before it leaves theaters. Are you kidding me??? Tom Hardy as Mad Max?????? Have I died and gone to heaven???? I think I only jizzed 37x the first watch. The second, I just left my hand permanently down my pants. Miller is the only director that could make grandmas cool. Fucking grandmas. My favorite character was Coma the Doof Warrior. Him strumming a flame throwing not guitar was real. The guitar was real. The flame thrower was real. This whole movie rocked my face off, and it’s the best movie I’ve ever seen in my life. Nothing will be better ever again.
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FUCK YEAH, SKELETOR!!!!! This movie rocked my lame ass!! I TOTALLY LOVED the ass-kicking grandmas! I hardly expected those characters to be so bad ass!!! What a GREAT movie!!!!
*high fives and butt slaps*
Are you ready for some more Game of Thrones beer??
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Tom Hardy is my next ex husband. It’s science.
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You should stay married to that guy so he can finance my movie : )
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Can’t wait to see this!! But while it’s actually playing in english here, it’s only in 3D, and I hate 3D… >.<
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I got up at the crack of dawn to go see this in 2D and the bastards cancelled that showing so I had to see it in 3D. I abhor 3D because of it’s gimmickry and the fact that it fucks with my brain but I did it anyway and it wasn’t too bad : )
#FF
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It gives me headaches 😦
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me too…. : (
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😦 😦
#3Dsucks
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#agreed
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I saw this on Monday and I’ve pretty much being screaming at people in ALL CAPS!!! ever since
MAY I HAVE A DOUBLE-SHOT LATTE AND A MORNING GLORY MUFFIN, PLEASE!!!!!
All Hail Furiosa: Never change your blog’s header image.
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I’m buying what you’re selling there, Mister!!
I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH AND GO LIGHT ON THE MAYO!!!!!
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Smoochy, I have nominated you for a Dragon’s Loyalty Award. I love your blog and wish you a happy Friday 🙂 http://sweetarchiveblog.com/2015/05/29/dragons-loyalty-award/
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Smoochy????????? I’ll take it!!!!!
Thank you so much!!! Love yours too!!!!!
SMOOCHY
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Haha, it just popped out! Like that! Hope you’re cool with it. Thank you!!! #smoooooch
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I only LOVE it!!!!!!!
Reut = Smoochy too : )))))))))))))))))
#smoooooooooooooooch
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COOL!! Smoochy too sounds AWESOME if not FANTASTIC!! You’re the best!!!
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I LOVE IT!!!!
YOU ARE, Reut!!!!!!!
#smoochies
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Sweetest Pappy
I desperately want to watch this!
Love,
Kidney
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Sweetest Kidney,
I’m SO jealous for your first time viewing eyes!!!
Love,
Sugar Pappy!
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I was telling someone about this film last weekend and found myself saying “I’m so jealous of you, I wish I had one of those MIB memory eraser things so I could erase Fury Road from my mind and see it again for the first time”.
#FUCKYESTOTHEPOWEROFINFINITY!
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A billion fucks yes!
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Amen, laddie!!
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I love that one of your tags for this is “nipple rings.” Once you’ve seen that, you can’t unsee it… *shudder* Anyway, great review, Giantess!!! I love reading all these passionate reviews about this movie. Totally nuts, totally fun. Also, love that Furiosa is your banner right now! 😀
#furiosaprobes
#xoxoxo
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HA!!!! Thanks Cara Gale, you beautiful Hooker!!!!!!
#nipplerings
#itprobes
#xoxoxoxoxox
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Right on man. Australia is so the best. Miller has the next two sequels all planned out, including the script being written for the next one which is called Wasteland I’m pretty sure.
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I’ll be holding onto my jizz until the day it arrives!
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It’s no San Andreas but I liked it. Jk I fucking loved it. It made my lil pee pee get big
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Someone’s pooping!
You know, I was thinking about this on the way home. Everything was going so good for so long and I was jizzing all over the theater aisle and then those guys started swinging from those poles and I was all “HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT THE BEST MOVIE EVER?????” Then I blew my load all over the right half of the theater.
Thanks for the comment, Mister Pubes.
P.S. Did you go see San Andreas? Guess what, Bruce was in town last night and he took us out to eat. I think he smoked 47 cigarettes and had 19 glasses of Scotch. So did I. I’ve felt like shit all day.
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Sounds so good and I am So GLAD it rocked your old ass. I told my coworker that I “heard” it was good, which means the bloggers liked it and he came back and said it was the worst movie ever. I felt bad for getting his hopes up, but oh well. I am sure it was good. I mean that guy hasn’t seen a movie in the theater since the 90s! lol
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How can anyone not like this????? That makes no fucking sense at all!!!!
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Well he was way too OLD to get his ass rocked. Most movies I mention to him he has never heard of or knows anything about, so it makes sense. #lame
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#lameass
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Bruce can definitely indulge with the best of them. Probably won’t head downtown tonight. I did that last Friday and I’m still recovering
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I know the feeling, I’m still recovering from getting Bruced…
What are your alternative plans for the evening, again?
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I think I’m just gonna stay in my air conditioned house which just got fixed and watch the Pirates game. What’s wrong with the Brewers, sheesh.
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I thought you were going to beat off?
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That’s a given. Maybe I’ll shit too
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You’re all man.
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Great review. Who would have thought this would have been this good?
Just fun bombastic film from start to finish 😀
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Thanks, Ace!!! Wasn’t this amazing??? Good hearing from you!!
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You say that like I don’t comment often.
Which now that you mention it is probably true. I’ll try and be more attentive to your posts 😀
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: )
We’ve grown apart : (
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Don’t worry we’ll be so close soon, you’ll be totally creeped out.
HAHAHAHA ha ha ha 🙂
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Um…………
*steps out of room slowly*
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Fuck yeah! Finally got around to seeing this yesterday (goodness knows I have been desperate to since it came out – pesky exams) and it was balls to the wall crazy and fun and fucking awesome! So much wicked stuff going on and I am so glad being excited for this paid off. Totally looking forward to any more, though I see there is a sequel confirmed, currently titled Wasteland. EEEEEEK!
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WASN’T IT BAD ASS?????????? I LOVED it so much!!! YAY FOR JB!!
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It was fucking awesome! And that crazy dude with his crazy guitar and crazy set up and so much crazy shit going on everywhere!
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You know, I was LOVING it so much and then they started swinging from those poles and I couldn’t even believe it was getting BETTER as the movie went on!!
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I know! Every time you think it can’t get more outrageous, it does! LOVED IT!!!!
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Finally saw this and I’m quite disappointed because I wanted to do it for shitfest and unfortunately I liked it a lot (not as much as u), but it was pretty fun to watch.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!?????? I would have to fly over there and we’d have to have a sitdown…..
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When does ur flight land?
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: )
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