Here we go! I’m going to try and put a piece together about this thing…. I normally don’t write about the mainstream things I see out there because – what can I say that hasn’t already been said by people who do much better at this than I do? When this thing first came out and people flocked to their phones and tablets to put something out about it, the very overwhelming response was incredibly positive and the only thing I can really do here is add to that and say “This movie is fucking incredible and I loved every second of it!!! Go see it in the theater and don’t delay!!!!” I can subsequently add that “Eating your breakfast jello with a fork is challenging and not very fun.” Go see this, believe the hype, it’s BALLS OUT AWESOME!Nice codpiece.
Here’s some history behind this thing and I. I’ve told you out here, before, that I spent a lot of time in California back in my youth and in the summer of 1985 my friend Jasod Schnitzenheimer (name changed to protect the innocent) came out to visit me for a few weeks. We were still young then so we didn’t have much to do so we went and saw Beyond Thunderdome in the theater 20 times – and that’s no lie. We had the entire thing memorized and would walk around Southern California quoting it every day. As human nature goes, we both grew older after that and kind of parted ways; I started hanging out with the underage beer drinkers and he went more of the Way of Academia but we always remained friends, even if we weren’t super close any longer. Anyway, we’ve waited for this movie for THIRTY FUCKING YEARS and it finally came out and did it come up short like Scrotey’s tiny Pee Pee?The answer to that is NO – IT ROCKED MY LAME, OLD ASS! I couldn’t even believe how much I liked it and I HAVE to see it again in the theater. You know – the day I am writing this I read a blurb at the beginning of some blog that this person didn’t like it. “No plot” the individual wrote “No story. Made for 8 year old kids.” WHAT THE SHIT? Why’d you go see it? Here’s the plot: it’s a two hour car chase through the desert featuring thousands of explosions and real people doing real stunts. What were you looking for, some sort of bullshit Woody Allen film? O _ o That’s worse than two years ago when people went to see GRAVITY and complained about the DIALOGUE. Who went to see the big space disaster movie and gave a fuck about the fucking script???? Fury Road:
Now we have some internet rumors that a sequel is already in the works called either Mad Max: Furiosa or Mad Max: Wasteland and I’ll look forward to it as much as I have this one. Miller’s got to be in his seventies by now so he better hustle and not take three decades to get it out. Fury Road is the absolute tits and I can’t wait to buy the goddamned thing and watch it all the time. Best action movie I’ve seen in years!