Isaacs Picture Conclusions



HARDANCEAVENGED (2013)AVENGED1In this movie, a very frail and feeble, deaf and mute girl inherits a bad-ass muscle car from her dead dad. She then decides to drive it across the country to move in with her boyfriend. Somewhere out west in the U.S., she pulls over to take a fucking selfie, witnesses a murder, then gets murdered herself. Luckily for her, there’s the evil spirit of an American Indian nearby who decides to inhabit her dead body and bring her back to life so he / she can exact revenge on the people who killed her and the people who skinned his ancestors alive back in the day.  AVENGED2I really thought I was going to like this movie but I really didn’t. It started off OK and then there was some gut pulling but it just kept getting more and more ridiculous as the thing went on.  This actress is so frail and wimpy looking that I just couldn’t believe in what she was able to accomplish, inhabited by a dead Indian warrior or not. Her body is also rotting but mystical with a bow and arrow. As always, I encourage people to give it a shot because a man has to learn on his own, but I didn’t give a shit for this thing.AVENGED3THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)


The Avengers storm eastern Europe killing hundreds of people and destroying a thousand years of culture created by The Human Race. Later, The Avengers destroy a promising African town, killing more and more people and causing billions of dollars in damage. At the end of the movie, they are tried by an International Tribunal for War Crimes, are quickly found guilty of Crimes Against Humanity and are subsequently put to death by firing squad. In the mid-credits scene, Bruce Banner and Black Widow have uncomfortable sex and, as he nears his ejaculation, he gets so excited that he turns into Hulk and ends her career as an Avenger. In the post-credits scene, a distraught Hulk takes his first shit in 60 years and destroys Upper Manhattan. In the post-post-credits scene, I really did just see the grown man who works the deli in my building kiss his dad on the lips.


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    • theipc

      Clam!!!!! Fair enough!!!!!!!!!!!

      Tomorrow’s a big day around here!!! Does everything look good to you????

      Love Pen!!!

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    • theipc

      THANK YOU my #satanicbestie

      I have something here for you that I’ll put on your post this morning : )



  1. So this is the “adult content” my mobile service provider saw fit to block!

    For my money, both of these sound Shitfest worthy. Loving the half-arsed reviews, but the way (sorry, I just can’t bring myself to say “ass”).

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  2. Pappy

    That African town is actually JHB CBD… I was unfortunate to sit in rerouted traffic for fucking hours when they shot it here.

    Except our cops are never so speedy with response and would likely have run away


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  3. LOL! I didn’t rush out to go and see the new Avengers and I will wait for DVD, though the trailers did look better than the last one. I will see when we get to it. As for Avenged? Looks like a total waste of time.

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