Isaacs Picture Conclusions


magnum1Harry’s back and he’s carrying a loaded gun with every intention of killing the bad guy. None of this “shoot first and ask questions later”… it’s more “shoot first and fuck it.” While still a detective in rank, he’s been taken off of street duty, due to the community’s reluctance to witness more police violence, so he’s spending his time whittling away as a stake-out officer. One day, he and his new partner are off eating tacos at the local airport when trouble arises. Being the fucking stud that he is, he finishes his taco while listening to the airport cops talk about the terrorist situation out on the tarmac. The terrorists need an International Pilot to take them and their hostages overseas…. The look on his face is hilarious as he offers up a suggestion…. and….magnum2That’s right! Bad Mother Fucker Harry takes to the cockpit and dishes out some Justice!!magnum3The plot here involves police taking matters into their own hands by murdering criminals. So, during the movie, I was sitting around minding my own business, enjoying this when we get to a swimming pool scene.magnum4

Longer term Most Beloved Readers will remember my love for Chrissy on Three’s Company and, while I was sitting here I saw this and was all “IS THAT SUZANNE SOMERS???!!!???!!!??!?!

#????!?!?!??!!!????!??!?!MAGNUMSSAnd it was and I was all WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISSY!!!!!


#chrissysboobsmagnum5As I was watching this I was very surprised how politically incorrect this would be considered today. This thing has it all: full frontal, a boner, pimps and hookers, the N word, the F word, the Q word and this sequence in the still up above was something else. The hooker gets in a cab and a little later her pimp jumps in. “Where’s my goddamned money, you bitch??!!!” he screams. “I gave it all to you!!” she replies. “Oh yeah??? Let me check the Tit Bank!!!” he declares, ripping open her bra to display her floppy tits – and a bunch of money. “I wasn’t holding out on you, I promise!!!!!” She lies. “Oh yeah??? Let me check that Snatch Bank!!!” he commands, ripping off her underwear to display her Hoo Haw – and a bunch of money. “Ain’t no Ho gonna hold out on me!!!” He states, pouring a can of drain cleaner down her throat. Maybe I’m old fashioned but you just don’t hear the word “snatch” enough these days..magnum6

I guess that’s about it for this one. I really liked it and I think it’s just as good as the first one. It’s weird when you see actors doing their own stunts like Eastwood used to. Have you seen this? So far these movies are pretty good! I hope everyone has a GREAT weekend! Don’t get into any dirty snatch!



  1. Dearest ei,
    I think I might have seen this film but I’m not 100% sure. Is there a car chase up and down hills where the cars fly through the air and then something something at a port? Or is that one of the other ones? It definitely had Clint in, I remember that much.
    Yours in confusion,

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    • theipc

      My Dear fn,

      That’s Dirty Harry! Yesterday’s post! Happy late birthday and I hope you enjoyed those eSpankings I sent you. Do you do those over there? I hope you don’t think I’m a perv.



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      • Dear ei,
        I think those Harry films are all the same to me. I’ll stick with Gran Torino.

        Just found your email – I think it got lost in all the Twitter updates! Will check it out now.


        Your pervy-ness is all part of your unique charm!

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      • theipc

        Dear fn,

        Fair enough to me and I absolutely LOVE Gran Torino. That’s how I’m going to be when I’m old. “Get off my lawn you fucking kids!!!!”

        Oh wait, I already am old.

        You are welcome on my lawn but not many other people.



        P.S. #espankings


    • theipc

      I know that I will die. I hope it’s not soon but it will happen. If I die before you, I doubt Mrs IPC would allow it but, I would like “HE MADE SOMEONE USE THE WORD ‘SNATCHTASTIC’ on my gravestone. That’s made me so happy, you don’t even know. See you from under your bed later.

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