In exactly 15 minutes, two people in different countries, divided by the Atlantic Ocean, will turn on the same movie at the same time and give it a watch, commenting LIVE as we make it through this thing. That’s right!!! Myself and FILMNERDBLOG are going to watch a movie! Is it good? Who knows?? Will we like it??? For some reason I doubt it but we’ll give it a go! Want to do this with us sometime? It’s hard based on all of our different time zones but let us know! We’ve done this before but under a different format so here we go! Well, in fifteen minutes!!!
P.S. On case you got in late and don’t feel like reading what we had to say below, we both fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED it!!! It was absolutely HILARIOUS!
I’m heeeeeere!
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ready?
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OK, I think I’m ready. When the clock turns 12.33/6.33?
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perfect!
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One sec… technical difficulties…
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When you’re ready I have paused right at the opening fade-in , i’m sure we have different copies
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OK aaand go!
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going! some guy is working on something mechanical
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Seriously, I can’t see a damn thing!
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Well… it’s dark but I can make some things out – like sex in the tulips
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“who you texting?” “your girlfriend” CLASSIC BANTS!
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“you almost wet your panties, Tom” – classic!
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Top notch dialogue so far. Loving the music too.
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The classic U.S. Hillbilly Horn sound effect!
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Dahmer reference. Nice.
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And Scorsese. It’s like they want us to believe they live in our world.
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What the fuck with this guy??? #feathers
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Grenade! Because guns are sooooo mainstream.
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Billy Ray, Englishman.
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Least. English. Name. EVER!
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Clive’s looking a little peak-ed today…
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I don’t think I’m going to learn any of their names.
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Obligatory chupacbra exposition.
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Think anyone else will do The Sex with Candy?
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I predict…yes
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Laura, the table is for eating and the pool table is for pooling.
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Good to know. I wouldn’t want to get it wrong. #embarrassing!
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Now you know – if you’re ever in The States!
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#traveltips
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Greg (I think) has a shitty girlfriend…
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Oh no, we’re learning their names! There are GoT characters whose names I can’t remember and I actually care about them!
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“Tom, stop being such a little queer” #advice
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I love how men are so supportive of each other.
He totally shouldn’t marry her, though. I know that after one phone call.
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Why does Tom have Clark Kent glasses?
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Are those not fashionable? I have no clue about fashion, much less eyeware fashion?
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Is the topless one hat guy? I’m not sure, without the hat.
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Yep!
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Lance. Of course one of them’s called Lance.
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Hat Guy kind of resembles Seth Green….
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Oz?
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It’s handy that everyone looks like someone else. #shorthand
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Glasses Guy actually seems to be a decent actor…
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But the glasses are so distracting
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I wonder why the Makeup Department didn’t shave this guy’s chest like every other male actor in movies these days?
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No budget?
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Razors are pretty cheap over here……
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They so keep telling us the global recession is over
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Looks like someone is going to pay Candy a visit….
#thesex
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Damn, you’re like 15 seconds ahead of me! # bufferingissues
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want me to pause it??
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OH JESUS…. male ass – I could actually pause for a ten minute bathroom break
#poorplanning
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Ha! Sounds like a plan. Pause at 5 past and back at quarter past?
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perfect!!
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Paused! See you in 10
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Oh, we were right about the girlfriend
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What the hell?? The gun thing?
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A set up for later events?
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Are we going to have a #chupacabra sighting??
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Ha! Didn’t expect that!
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“I’d like to take care of you, we’re family.”
“Putting on pants would work.”
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I hate it when people are comfortable being naked in front of you.
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OK – I’m paused. It might be a little more than ten minutes if I have to go to the other building. I can’t go when someone is shitting next to me.
#gagreflex
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I’ll be here not thinking about people shitting
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I’m back – it’s unbelievable how people “do nature” in this building….
My screen is paused on some guy trying to pop a pimple
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when you gotta go, you gotta go # workpoo
I’m ready when you are (for the film, not for work poo)
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OK Let’s roll!
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“Offence not defence baby!”
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More #sageadvice
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I like Tom “she’s the only girl I know who can pull off a perm”. Ha!
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OH SHIT!!! I SHOT CLIVE!!!!!!
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“We don’t tell nobody about this”
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Is it wrong for me to be liking this movie?
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I REALLY like it! It’s knowing, and funny and the characters are interesting. I like how Tom freaked out. You would freak out if that happened.
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It sounded like Bag-fucking-Dad back there!!!
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No, dear aren’t supposed to sound like that, Tom.
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“I’m sorry I shot you, mister” HAHAHA
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Did I mention I like Tom?
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I’m starting to like them all….
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Yeah, me too. Everyone except Lance but I guess he’s not a problem.
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I like how I just LOL-ed at the whole “standing in shit” thing…
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I like the word ‘dipshit’
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Me too – it’s very common around here : ) cocksucker is still my favorite
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If something happens to Tom I’m going to be pissed off
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Do you have a light???? HAHAHAH!!!
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Hahaahaha! Lollingtons!
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Flu-like symptoms!
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I like how the chupacabra is the running theme here but we’ve only seem him the one time….
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Are they werechupacabra’s?
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Uh oh!
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never text and drive, you’ll end up at Billy Ray’s…..
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“Do you have a light?”
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Want do you want to do, take him to dinner???
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Clive’s on the move…
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Seen any chupacabras, lately???? HAHAH!
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They have now!
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Oh no………….
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#Godfatherargument
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ANDY GARCIA???!?!?!?!?!??!!!
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“Y’all want smokin’ or non?” Best line yet!
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I really had low hopes for this when they first introduced Billy Ray but I’m totally loving this thing…
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Me too! Unless they fuck it up in the last half hour, this is getting a good score from me.
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Obligatory news report
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OK good – his underwear are still on…..
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Small mercies. #modesty #pulpfictionreference
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I LOVE the Pulp Fiction reference!!
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It makes me like the whole film even more. Yay this film!
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#potbrownies
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Oh, I missed that #durr
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God damn skinny jeans!!!!
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Just generally, damn them
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#StonedZombie
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“Are people trying to bite each other?”
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#psychiatryzombie
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I prefer this Lance
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#trashbagsuit
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#sexy
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Poor Tom is in just his underwear again….
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He’s not a bad looking young man
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“Why are you naked, Tom?”
“Great trip, Craig.”
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“You’ll be missed. My BFF.”
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Just when he got some clothes back on!!!
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Beard guy is brilliant!
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Correction. Was.
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Jerry is sure concerned about Tom getting raped….
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Repressed.
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I hope the girlfriend gets eaten
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Were you breastfed, Craig?
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Mummy issues
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#ZombieTherapy
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#naturecalls
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I think I’d try to hold it
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You’re wearing a garbage bag dress and I’m the weirdo???
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Loved him!
Also, is hat guy now taking a leisurely shit and reading? #timeandaplace
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Lucky he had some “save the day” toilet paper in his camos!
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Never mind the zombies, THAT would never happen!
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My mother is a lovely woman!!!
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Ha! Tom’s clothes!
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HAHAHAHAHA Tom was taking things off the shelf one by one in order!!
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Silly Tom!
How long do you think he’ll keep hold of that jumper?
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I don’t know but that’s a very funny recurring event! This movie is fucking fantastic!
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I fucking love it! How’s it going to end…?
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Hopefully it doesn’t fuck off…
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I want them all to survive
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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I just said that exact same thing. Also, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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OH NO!!!!! Zombie Tom!!!
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NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Top 10 trip!
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YOU KNOW IT!!!!
God damn that was good!!!
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THAT WAS SO GOOD! I’m not convinced anyone will want to read this but that was so much fun! So many exclamation marks! How did you pick such a good film? I thought for sure we were going to end up with something Shitfest worthy…
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I KNOW!!!! I LOVED IT!!! I was sure we were getting a shitfest entry….
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You win! Those film-makers win! We all win! I’m going to have to write this up although might have to do it tomorrow, I’m feeling an RSI flare-up due to all that excited typing.
Thanks so much for inviting me over. That was so much fun. We have to do this again. I can’t imagine getting another good one like this, though.
Thank yoooooooou!
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Until then!!!!!!!!!
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Adieu, dearest!
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P.S. I’m going to have a million updates when I switch the data back on on my phone!
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YEP!!! Updates of fun!
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This was REALLY a lot of fun – and I don’t just mean the movie!! I can’t wait to do it again!!
Love,
ei
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Hat guy’s right. Swords DON’T run out of bullets.
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YAHTZEE!!
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Shouldn’t he be destroying their brains?
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You get the award for “Best Kill”!!!
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I laughed!
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Also, I like how they keep screaming!
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It’s hysterical!!!!!
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NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Did anything good ever happen after saying “remember the Alamo?”
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“I LOVE YOU, TOM!! I LOVE YOU!”
“Ok. Calm Down.”
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I love Tom, too
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Uh oh! Is that Candy?
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Why doesn’t Lance just fuck right off?
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OH JESUS poor Tom…..
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Fuck off, Billy Ray, and let Tom go!
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SPANK HIM!!!! SPANK HIM!!!!!!
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Is it wrong to enjoy this as much as I am?!
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God, me too!! When I first proposed this I thought we were getting a shit movie – this is WONDERFUL!
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You are soooooo clever! Well done, you! I love this film!
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I’m cracking up – “may I please just have some pants?”
“No, I’m a bad ass.”
“I think you just want some ass bad.”
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“My pants! If I’m going to die I’m going to do it in a pair of pants. Damn skinny jeans” I LOVE THIS!
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The big guy wrestles his pants away!!! YAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I’m fucking cracking up over here!!
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Y’all want smokin’ or non?
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“We’re going fucking hunting!”
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FUCKING HUNTING – your family prime time tv!
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In the slot before Hannibal, I imagine?
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and right after Family Feud
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I think that was Family Fortunes over here, at least if Family Guy is anything to go by.
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HAHAHAA!!! Down here we don’t shoot our friends when they become inconvenient.
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I love that Godfather bit. Genius. But wait, where’s Tom?!
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Things not to say to a cop: “We ain’t done nothin’!”
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The cops reaction to that was hysterical…
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Speaking of poo…..
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Also, don’t they wonder where Lance has gone?
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I think they think he’s with Candy doing the hibbitty bibbitty
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Clive doesn’t look so good.
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“Clive smells like shit.”
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Already!!!
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While her dad’s right there? Yuk!
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That’s kind of – groooooooooooooooooooss
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“Pool table’s for pooling”
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HAHAH!!!
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Is it my settings or is it as dark as GoT?
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was that the dude from Heroes?
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Who can tell – this is darker than satan’s arsehole!
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Chupacabra!!!!
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On zero budget
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What the fuck was that?!
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CHUPACABRA!!!!!!!
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Who’s hat guy? Seems like a dick.
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It’s always a good movie when they break out the banjo….
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Also, glasses guy reminds me of James Franco.
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Nice neckwear.
What’s that accent meant to be?
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Is this guy supposed to be English?
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As English as Dorian Gray in Penny Dreadful. That is, not very. But apparently so.
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This guy in the hat is a real tool
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Steve Irwin?
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Crocodile Dundee?
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I’m out of names.
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Steve Irwin works – but this guy is supposed to be tough – maybe he’s the Marlboro Man
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They get a lot of points for obviously not taking this at all seriously. Good on ’em.
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Billy Ray is a BAD ass!
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Or just an arse?
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#hotdogproblems
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Candy sure is a horny lass….
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She has boundary issues.
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Awesome!
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This is good fun!!!
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Y’all rock!
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This was a total blast!!!
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Reblogged this on filmnerdblog and commented:
So, we just did this. Not sure how it’ll read to anyone else, but we sure had fun!
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This was great! Thank you Eric and Laura!
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Thank YOU always Kim!!
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I know I’m the worst for staying up late but I love old Doctor Who… Watching a little then going to bed. Maybe a little #gasoline before sleep : )
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Whose your favorite Dr.? I always liked the original, but I loved David Tennant also. 🙂
#gasoline
#sleeptight
#twomoredays
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Tom Baker easy : ) Peter Davison maybe : )
Lovekim
#gasoline
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Tom Baker! That’s the name I was thinking of. Too many migraine meds. My brain is mush. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen Peter Davison. Must go look him up. Sleep well!
#loveeric
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Happy Thursday!!!!!
#lovekim
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Happiest of Thursdays Eric!
#hugs
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Two more days!!!
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Woot!
#loveeric
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: )))))))))))))))))
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No, thank YOU! I hope you feel OK, migraines are THE WORST.
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Thanks Laura. I have to admit, this hasn’t been the best couple of weeks. They always go away though.
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Wow, that has to be a record for comments I think!
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Incredibly, one time I got over 400 comments one one of those six million dollar man things I used to do on Sundays…
We loved this thing!
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I wanted to express my love again and I was going to write it up properly tonight but we had some NICE WEATHER so I went to the beach, instead. I think I’ll do it at the weekend.
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I’ll be waiting!! I think this beautiful post will be my piece on it : )
#themostfun
#fn
Love,
ei
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Thanks for watching the film! We’re glad you enjoyed it as much as we did making it!
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We absolutely LOVED it!! Thanks for commenting out here, Boss!!
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Oh my god, this film was brilliant! I can’t state strongly enough how much I enjoyed this.
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Also, Tyler, PLEASE make more films like this!
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You two are the best.
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This was so much fun I can’t even believe it!
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Sounds like a whole lotta fun.
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It really was and the movie ended up being GREAT!
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Wednesday nights on the laptop just shouldn’t be so much fun. I bloody love it!
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I can’t wait to do it again!!
#again
Love,
ei
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Yessssss! Let’s start looking for contenders…
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I’m ALL over it!!
#cantwait
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This was amazing! Oh my gosh, I miss Shitfest Social! *cry* *cry*
#crysies
#socialsies
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Anna!!!!!!!!! I miss those too – I would only LOVE to do another one (more) it’s just so difficult finding a time to accommodate everyone as we’re all around the world. Would you like to watch a movie with me??? I know we’re basically a day apart…..
#nocrysies
#watchies
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Yes, that would be awesome! Any time! You pick the shit movie and I’ll bring the sarcasm.
#watchies
#funsies
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This was totally EPIC !
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This was insanely fun and then the movie turned out AWESOME!! Highly recommended for a night when you have time!
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This film was BRILLIANT! Watching it with Eric was just the icing on the cake
#cake
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This was the fucking BEST!!
#yourule
#pantslesstom
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#noYOUrule
#pantswhatnow?
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Well – I never vote on me but –
#YOUrule !!!!
#spankhimspankhim
#sirtheflooriscold
#iinsistonpants
Love,
ei
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Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
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CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!
Happy Friday!!!!!!!
P.S. #talksoon
O _ o o _ O
XXXXXXX
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PEN!!!!! Happy Friday!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤ ❤
#yesdefinitely #missyou
Love Clam! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Clam!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#whoooooooooooooooo
#hooooooooooooooooo
Love Pen!!!!
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Trying to read all these comments will break my phone! But glad to see you guys had fun with this one. 🙂 Reminds me of watching Alone In The Dark! That was a blast. And I STILL love how Mike was talking to himself over on my blog instead of here. Hahaha! What a wanker. 😉
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It was SO much fun. I would LOVE to do another Social but it’s so difficult with the different time zones…
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LOL I am glad to see you had a good time! We have got to do another Shitfest Social sometime, time zones and all. That was so much fun!
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Would you want to do another one of those? I know Anna does – you’ve been so busy I’ve never approached it again.
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I would LOVE to do another one of them sometime! I love them! I know I have been busy, I just finished exams and have a little bit of time before it goes absolutely crazy again, so if we organise it sometime soon I am sure I can make it 😀 😀
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Let’s talk!!!
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