Are you ready????? CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?????????? Are you as turned on as a hillbilly at a family reunion??????? Do you need a handy IPC Ice Pack™ for your burning loins???? Or would you just prefer some salve?? Let me know either way and I’ll take care of you!! Shitfest 2015 ~ Summer starts tomorrow and I can’t be more happy! We’ve got some GREAT stuff lined up and at the end we’ll all vote for the one true champion!!!! If you’ve been on the fence or a little scared – it’s not too late to submit something! You don’t have to be a blogger to do an entry! Just send me the shit to firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll get you scheduled! let’s do this thing and combat to the death to see who the one true champion is!!
You can look at any of the previous glorious entries at the following links to get a hint about what you might want to do or be up against:
You can see miraculous trophy acceptance speeches at these links:
See you tomorrow!!
Remember – here’s The One Trophy and how it corrupts!