Shitfest has been pretty awesome so far. Vinnieh has given us a ‘perhaps too insightful’ look at the life of male strippers, I now know to stay away from Leprechaun as if my life depended on it (Jennifer Aniston is just the bait – IT’S NOT WORTH IT!), and Unfriended still has me in stitches right now. But it’s time to ramp things up. Enter the devilishly handsome Oracle of Film (a.k.a me), reigning champion and tree-lover. For my Shitfest entry this year, I have gone undercover to see the Jurassic World sequel Trevorrow is working on right now. I secretly downloaded the trailer and have it below to show you. I’m worried, guys… Click below to find out why.
This was amazing Luke, you rocked this so much.
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How did you like Luke’s special thumbnail??
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Very nice.
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What the heck!? These dinosaurs looked too small – or was it just the IMAX screen that made them look so much bigger on the original?? That IMAX screen works wonders! This film may be a wee bit too violent for my taste; Liam looked like he was ready to take someone’s head off!!
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You always contribute such witty comments.
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I’m a genius!!
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I know the feeling.
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lol
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Yeah, I think that scene might be censored for the good of the public.
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I did want to see the fight between your cat and that T-Rex, though! Good thing you moved the cat to avoid spoilers; guess we will have to wait to see who wins.
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I think we need more teeth!
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He looked like a reluctant psychotic. Which now that I think about it sounds like an oxymoron. Either way, his facial expressions are just gold!!!
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“Perhaps too insightful” but it was very interesting though.
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HA!
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I think it taught people a thing or two.
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I dunno… It might be cheating to do a movie that hasn’t been released yet…………….
It was awesome though! lol
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Nothing is taboo during Shitfest!
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#Truth
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Very good!!!
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Give that man an Oscar!
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An Oscar Meyer Weiner! Since you might not have those over there –> those are hot dogs : )
#weinersies
#bunsies
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I dig that harmonica score, baby.
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Nothing but the best for Shitfest!
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Cat looked too fake.
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Hahaha. I’m sorry… the budget completely ran out at that point!
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Like your dong??
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Luke and Uni-hurtful Pictures presents, a film by Steven Sp-ill-berg. Starring Bryce Dallas How-ard-you-going-to-explain-this-your-grandchildren and Jeff Gulp-bloom, with music by John Willi-ums and special effects by Stan Wince-ton, it’s Jur-as-sick Whirled 2: Day Of The Feline-oh-sore-us-Wrecks.
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And there I was thinking I was clever naming it Jurassic Lost World…
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Well done Luke. I’m buying a ticket to that movie. Or at least some cat treats.
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I had to wait a couple of minutes to comment because I was laughing too hard! Seriously though, this was just brilliant Luke! I too would have liked to see a battle between the cat and the T-Rex! 🙂
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HAHAH Kim!!! Happy Friday!!!
#hugs
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TGIF Eric!
#hugs
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TGIS indeed!!!!!
Got big plans for the weekend?? My goal is to not do shit!
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I think my goals are the same as yours Eric!
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sweet!
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Saw that harmonica coming a mile off hahaa!
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LOL
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I’ve been humming it for the last 10 minutes!
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Did you ever listen to the song on this post?
https://isaacspictureconclusions.com/2015/02/02/the-shitfest-2015-opening-ceremony/
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Yep I sure did, what a doozy!
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That’ll really get your toes to tappin’!
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We’re having shitfest alright!
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Shitface!
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It is the main inspiration behind the piece haha.
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It’s perfect
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hahahaha Luke your eyes look so funny!! You look so evil “I’m the one to beat this year…. well you’re not going to” haha! Love the sinister tone.
The rest was just grand, hahaha!!! The look on your bothers face, WTF was with that!! The ending was funny too.
Good shit!!
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I believe Luke is Satan Incarnate!
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He is!! Just look at those eyes!!! HE IS EVIL ITSELF!!!
AhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think you opened up as portal to hell when you watched Unfriended.
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HAHAHA!! We were the only people in the entire theatre…. oh god, what have we done???!
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HAHAHA!!!!! Lucifer walks the earth!!
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He does!!! And who could have guessed that SATAN IS BRITISH!!! 😛
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(I think we always kind of figured he’d be British…….)
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HAHAHA!!
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LOL
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Yeah but Satan’s got nothing on Satrap.
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Does Satrap have cloven hooves??
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No, but he doesn’t need them.
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He definitely seems up to the competition and ready to defend his title.
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And then some!!!
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You have a point there dude.
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Haven’t spoke to you in a bit, how you doing man?
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I’m alright mate, been watching a bunch of movies just to watch them… I think I had started to take them too seriously, wanting to write everything I could about every movie. But that’s just silly so I’m watching some old favourites 😀
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You’ve been on something of a movie kick.
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yup 😀 Just watched Marathon Man… goddamn I love that movie!!
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Is it safe?
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If you don’t have a phobia for dentists… i’m sure that has a name. If you have that I’d avoid this movie hahaha
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I’ve seen it before man.
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How’ve you been mate?
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I’m good mate, been reviewing a lot of stuff recently, quite a bit of television if you’re interested.
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Don’t have TV. I must be the only person on earth who doesn’t watch or intend to watch the game of thrones!!
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I haven’t been watching GOT, I’ve been going over Charmed. It’s got sexy women in it.
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Yeah I’ve read all your season run downs… its fun cos I don’t know the show AT ALL
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Oh thanks, please leave feedback on them.
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Luke – do you approve of the special Featured Image I picked out??
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I like the addition of the guy in red following her. Very #StalkerSaturday!!! Approved!
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Perfect!!
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Hahahah! I love this. Great entry!
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My #satanicbestie !!! Got big plans this weekend??
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It’s Ribfest here in Whitby so I’m going to that Saturday night! They have about 10 different rib trucks and it’s a bit of a fair almost. They have blooming onions, ice cream, deep fried anything you can imagine, and live music. It’s lots of fun and the ribs are delicious!
What are you up to?
#ribsribsribs
#fooooooodddd
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Oh goodness that sounds GREAT!!!!!
My goal for the weekend is to do NOTHING except maybe work on some future posts….
#ribsribsribs
#existentialpigribs
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It’s actually the best thing ever. It’s worth the twenty hour drive 🙂 But nothing sounds good too!
Hahahahahahahahhaha!! #existentialpigribs
That’s all I’ll be able to think when I’m eating them. Haha!
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Maybe some day!
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Thank you. Are you entering this year?
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I am! I just have to get my stuff together!
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I don’t know if 10 rib trucks will hold enough food for Melissa and any of the other attendees!!
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Haha! Probably not
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Try to take a few pics if you can and put on your blog; would be cool.
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Haha! Well…. This was much better than the second & third Jurassic Park films! 🙂
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True… maybe not quite Shitfest worthy then
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No! Way too good for Shitfest! 😉
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Breathtaking production! Harmonicas, a cat, cute accents, oh my! It’s THE FUTURE OF MOVIES.
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Hell, I’ve invented a whole new plastic dinosaur genre! 😉
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Luke won’t be defending his shitfest crown b/c obviously he doesn’t even grasp the shitfest rules. Shitfest is for terrible, lame and shitty movies! NOT EPIC FILMS LIKE THE ONE YOU JUST MADE! 🙂
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Haha, Damnit!!!
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Rargh!
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Hahahahaha brilliant!
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Hands down my favourite entry so far because… really? That score… those dinosaurs, that cat! This is brilliant!
Looking forward to more drinking quizzes, and Liam’s answers!
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When the theme changed to harmonica music, I died, LOL.
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LOL. Omg, Luke. You and Liam continue to kill it with these. Also, Ruby’s cameo? FLAWLESS. Maybe she wasn’t supposed to be on set, but she obviously knows she’s the star. Aww and you mentioned my blogathan! Aren’t you sweet! Speaking of, I just realized how insanely busy you must’ve been putting together this video for Eric and the video for me…which makes me a million times more grateful. Much love, my friend. ❤
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