In 7.5 hours from the time of this post a handful of us will converge to watch the movie Preservation right here!! This will be absolutely fantastic! I can’t even wait!! Want to join in on the fun?? Join us later and get in on the good times!! Clothing optional!!! Talk in a bit!!
Also – since this is my post and not a guest post – I’m going to go ahead and plug something. Things are moving for my Raising Hell movie. In a good way!! I went ahead and created a website for it – it’s very bare bones right now and I need to find my credit card and drop that “wordpress” from the URL, but this is where I can do updates and keep you all in the loop! Hopefully you’ll give it a follow!
I don’t think I’ll be able to take part, but I look forward to reading all of the discussion later.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sounds like a plan!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hopefully the next time there is one of these I can take part.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That would be greatness!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you for the flattery.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Didn’t you once tell us all to avoid this film at all costs? Lol
LikeLiked by 3 people
I did!!! Until now…….
LikeLiked by 1 person
What time are we doing this?
LikeLiked by 1 person
12:30 my time – to relate – it is almost 9:30 at the time of this comment – so three hours from right now : )
LikeLike
I will see you in three hours then, my friend.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll bring the booze!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just followed your new site, looks like one fucking cool plot. Bad ass.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you, sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It sounds so amazing, sleazy and filled with fucking, what more could you ask for?
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s what we’re aiming for!
LikeLiked by 1 person
My kind of film then, sounds super hot.
LikeLiked by 1 person
sorry, wont be able to make it this time my friend… time difference is a real bitch!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know…. these things are tricky to schedule….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Especially around the world 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yup…
LikeLike
Of course we’ll follow it buddy!! Good stuff.
Have fun at the Social! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
THANK YOU, my dear Smash! Thank you! Can’t wait for Friday : )
LikeLiked by 1 person
So this will be a post and we just comment, right? I don’t want to miss out! I’ll be at work and joining in on my break but I can’t wait! What time again? Sorry I’m being a huge pain. I think it will be 2:30 my time (eastern standard time) but just want to double check
LikeLiked by 2 people
YEP! We’ll just comment right here!! What’s funny is that through DM and email I think it might just be me doing this today HAHAHAHA!!! Just me talking to myself!! About THIS movie…..
#satanicbestiesforever
#thebestdeadbody
#oatmealiesalways
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll talk to you! #satanicbestiesforever
LikeLiked by 1 person
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#satanicbestiesforlife
LikeLiked by 1 person
Stop being such a pain, Fox!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Can’t wait to read all the posts! I loved it when you did Dog Soldiers!
#bloodbabes
#boozeandbullets
LikeLiked by 1 person
I replied to a comment earlier – i think it might just be me out here talking to myself later – HAHAHAHA
#raisinghell
#cockroachandweed
#lovekim
LikeLiked by 1 person
Mel’s going to do it also isn’t she? It’ll still be fun regardless.😊
#loveeric
#raisinghell
LikeLiked by 1 person
We’ll make it fun!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Woo Hop!
LikeLiked by 1 person
That was supposed to be Woo HOO!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I figured but I kind of liked Woo Hop better!! : ) : )
LikeLiked by 1 person
In that case I meant to do that!
LikeLiked by 1 person
WOO HOP!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Have fun! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear???
LikeLiked by 1 person
No – I think it’s poker in the front & liquor in the rear…
LikeLiked by 1 person
You English!!!
#saladtossing
LikeLiked by 1 person
That is one super cool layout.
LikeLiked by 1 person
What’s that, Alex?
LikeLike
on your new site
LikeLiked by 1 person
A HA!!! THANK YOU!!!
LikeLike
I’ll sadly be at work … But I’ll catch all the goss later tonight 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Call in sick!!! Tell them you can’t stop pooping!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hahaha … I wish! They’ll probably still make me come in
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHA!!! I understand that….
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll be at work, but sounds fun.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Tell them you can’t make it in because you have very loose bowels….!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE USED THAT EXCUSE!!!!!
#truth
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
#yes
LikeLiked by 1 person
Clothing optional? I wonder if anyone will take part butt ass naked.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hopefully!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha, I wonder if anyone will admit to it though.
LikeLiked by 1 person
My prediction would be Jordan HAHAHA!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well each to their own.
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is going to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuule!!! 😀
I won’t be typing naked, it is smack bang in the middle of winter here. Its also almost 1am hehe
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I just predicted that you would be the nude one…. HAHAHAHA!!! Don’t freeze your balls off!!
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHAHAHA!!! Nope that won’t be happening, two pairs of trackpants and three jackets… and a beanie. I’m set! 😀
LikeLiked by 2 people
All good!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀 I’m nice and warm and cozy. I also have CC’s and lamingtons to snack 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
And plenty of Rumplemintz???
LikeLiked by 1 person
plenty of whoo wha??
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s another sweet liquor like Jager : ) But stronger….
LikeLiked by 1 person
bah! wish I had booze right now. But its 3am so… yeah
LikeLiked by 1 person
you gonna create a seperate post? Or are we commenting in this one?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Let’s just go comment on the one from this morning : ) I did a new comment on there a second ago : )
LikeLike
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – I’m here and I’ve got my lunch ready and pants unbuckled – anyone else here?
LikeLiked by 3 people
YO! five minutes to go!!
LikeLike
I have it paused at the very start… you say when Eric-meister!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Excellente!!
LikeLike
this is such a cool idea
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ve got it queued up and ready to roll –
LikeLike
wish i had more smokes tho
LikeLiked by 1 person
let’s go let’s go!!! I’m pressing play after I hit send!
LikeLike
got it rolling now
that door looks gay
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL
LikeLike
Ready when you are, Red Leader.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Aye Aye Captain!
LikeLike
let’s go let’s go!!! I’m pressing play after I hit send!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m here!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Let’s go!!!
LikeLike
I can’t believe I’m watching this again LOL
#satanicbesties
LikeLiked by 1 person
ME NEITHER! But this is a lot more fun!
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is GREATNESS!
LikeLiked by 1 person
1 minute left!
LikeLike
I’m here! Just listening to the movie though. Not so much commenting 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
WTF is up withy that little girl?!?
LikeLiked by 2 people
the cartoon girl? I think that was the production company logo…
LikeLike
I know! it looked creepy!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Why do so many horror movies begin with people driving?
LikeLiked by 2 people
How long were they waiting to get the dog licking its ball shot?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Since there’s a dog in the movie – how long do you think it will take before they kill it?
LikeLiked by 3 people
I hate it when dogs die. LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Who wears a necktie to go camping….??
LikeLike
I do! #not
LikeLiked by 1 person
“Mel is the only animal that kills for fun”
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHA! ….. yes….
LikeLiked by 1 person
This intro music sounds like it was written as a lullaby by a psychopath
LikeLiked by 3 people
It is!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Seriously
LikeLiked by 2 people
OMG its Nicky Sabotka from The Wire
LikeLiked by 2 people
Porn Stache!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL at the awkward silence
LikeLiked by 1 person
The singing is a little awkward. Who does that? Sing some CCR for crying out loud
LikeLiked by 2 people
LOL!! Sing some Skynnard!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Exactly!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I was thinking the same thing….
LikeLiked by 1 person
I want to see a homeless man roundkick a pedestrian
LikeLiked by 1 person
a peeing machine!! he called her a peeing machine!! hahaha
LikeLiked by 2 people
I honestly love the guy who’s driving
LikeLiked by 1 person
I did too – I was hoping his movie would have done better….
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m on 7 minutes wbu?
LikeLiked by 1 person
8:03
LikeLike
Women are peeing machines. At least I am #sharingtime
LikeLiked by 2 people
HAHAHAHA!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
whats in that bag…… guesses???
LikeLiked by 3 people
Poopsies?
LikeLike
What’s in the BBBOOOOXXXX????
LikeLiked by 1 person
A baby teradactyl, because it was moving its wings and some of those probably got away at the end of Jurassic Parl 3
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHAHA
LikeLiked by 1 person
HA!
LikeLike
If the woman has been peeing so much, why is she only taking a pregnancy test now?
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHAHA!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
AND who takes a pregnancy test in the sketchiest bathroom OF ALL TIME
LikeLiked by 2 people
We’re not watching them, they’re watching us….
#profund
LikeLike
#pornstach
LikeLiked by 2 people
#pornstchiesforever
LikeLiked by 1 person
The dog is easily the best actor
LikeLiked by 1 person
those shoes were ominous looking…..
LikeLiked by 1 person
there is the serial killer lullaby again….. *shudders
LikeLiked by 1 person
This girl has a weird haircut
LikeLike
Why is Paolo Schrieder Batman all of a sudden? Ninja tree-climbing skills.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Pornstache needs his stache back….
LikeLike
WORST. JUMP SCARE. EVER.
How can she be scared of that?
LikeLiked by 2 people
Have you seen this entire thing yet, Khalid?
LikeLike
nope, why?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I was just curious – I’ve seen it already so I know what’s coming : )
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am bracing myself
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very nimble
LikeLiked by 1 person
#nimblies
LikeLike
“a real hunter” doesn’t boast about how to be a real hunter…..not that I’m a hunter and know what I’m talking about…
LikeLiked by 5 people
Yeah, he just sounds like a douche
LikeLiked by 1 person
Also – ” A real hunter doesn’t hunt. A real hunter is already there.”
#whatever
LikeLiked by 2 people
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
fuckin’ oath
LikeLiked by 1 person
here it comes!
LikeLike
Man’s the only animal that kills for fun!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I forgot how shitty the dialogue was!
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHAHAHA me too!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m glad you all survived. That lullaby was bollocks. The douche army guy was bollocks. The portaloo was bollocks. This film was bollocks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Bollocks everywhere!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ewww! Thanks for that mental image!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dear fn,
YOU STARTED IT.
Yours,
ei
LikeLike
Dear ei,
I may have started it but you took it to its gross conclusion.
Yours,
fn
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love,
ei
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love and grossness,
fn
LikeLiked by 1 person
I bagged a buck on my first… wait… no I didn’t
LikeLiked by 2 people
I’ve never bagged a buck
LikeLiked by 2 people
Say that three times fast.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Third time: Iveabucklebaggins
LikeLiked by 2 people
is this based off of your memoirs?
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yes…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Does it involve skinny dipping??
LikeLike
I want to kill a deer…no wait, I don’t…and I’m a vegan
LikeLiked by 2 people
HAHA! Almost
LikeLiked by 2 people
SHOOT!!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
“I saw a child get burned alive!”
What a fucking story-topping prick!
LikeLiked by 4 people
Skinny dipping???
LikeLike
You can’t really go anywhere from there, can you?
LikeLiked by 2 people
When you go camping do you stir your soup with a stick?
#dirt
LikeLiked by 2 people
no… I bring spoons… lol. They don’t take up that much space.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Right…
#civilized
LikeLike
I’ve seen that dude with the combover in something…..
LikeLiked by 1 person
Those lake parasites are going to get in his Peep…
LikeLike
Of course they care to join!
LikeLike
“Wait… are you peeing right now?!”
THIS MOVIE IS OBSESSED WITH PEE!
LikeLiked by 4 people
I understand. I actually do always have to pee. The struggle is real
LikeLiked by 4 people
The struggle is real.
#QuotesForLife
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yes, Mel, you’re so right!
LikeLiked by 2 people
It’s a problem, lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
filled with parasites….. that crawl up your dick
LikeLiked by 2 people
HAHAHAHA!!
LikeLike
Eeek
LikeLiked by 1 person
Let’s note – they have TWO bottles of booze.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The music is kinda distracting. It’s too wholesome
LikeLiked by 2 people
…. We need to talk….
LikeLiked by 1 person
ahhhh so thats where the creepy lullabies came from……..
LikeLiked by 1 person
Mommy problems….
LikeLike
He did not just put a GPS on his wife!!!
#KnowYourWomensWhereabouts?!
LikeLiked by 2 people
”I am not the hunting type” then why the fuck are u on a hunting trip?
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHA! Yes!
LikeLiked by 1 person
yeah – no shit –
LikeLiked by 1 person
what a fucking creepy story!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pornstache is that one guy you invite to parties out of pity and just regret it every minute afterwards. A bit like Eric…
LikeLiked by 3 people
Yes! Exactl – WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Haha!
LikeLiked by 1 person
“You’ve got chocolate on your face” touch touch.
#personalspace
LikeLiked by 1 person
Git your hands off!!! *whack* That would be me … inside and later when I told my friends
LikeLiked by 1 person
This movie has some really pretentious conversations for being so shitty…
LikeLiked by 2 people
indeed!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Truth or dare is a very dangerous game.
LikeLiked by 1 person
“I dare you to kill everyone that’s here camping with us”
LikeLiked by 1 person
Truth or dare… helping movies cover exposition since before time began.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Ok there’s no way Pornstache knows Greek Mythology, the guy can’t even get a construction job.
LikeLiked by 2 people
So true!
LikeLiked by 1 person
how do they have reception??!
LikeLiked by 1 person
There’s something in the woods!!!!!!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
oh wait.
LikeLike
Pornstache needs to learn how to tell a story…
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL
LikeLike
SELIFE JUMP SCARE!
LikeLiked by 2 people
why the fuck doesn’t he have a REAL torch?!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’d think they have one on a HUNTING trip!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Stupid people forgetting their torches
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’d think they’d try and spit wipe off that X on their heads….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nope. It’s stylish
LikeLiked by 1 person
I knew that face touching would come back to haunt him….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeahh…. Bad move dude.
LikeLike
I killed every kid in the neighbourhood..
Ok, I;m going home now
LikeLiked by 2 people
Remember everyone – they had TWO bottles of booze….
LikeLike
Is Pornstache seriously making a move on his brother’s wife?
LikeLiked by 4 people
that’s what I thought too!
LikeLiked by 2 people
“OMG, he is such a perv staring at me!” she thinks, while getting undressed, in fucking front of him!
LikeLiked by 2 people
lol, you just got ROBBED!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am so doing this on the next camping trip with my friends. This movie is great prank material if nothing else.
LikeLiked by 4 people
I like how they took his shoes off of his feet and he didn’t wake up…
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHAHA!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
And the dog didn’t bark and somehow they got the tent out from UNDER them….
LikeLike
Yeah, how did they get EVERYTHING without them noticing??? And the dog woulda probably barked, unless he was in on the booze too.
LikeLiked by 2 people
EVERYTHING – even the tent underneath the sleeping couple… because they had two bottles of booze.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lightweights. They need to hang out with us when we get our #sangria on
LikeLiked by 1 person
We’ll show em!!
#sangriasangriasangria
LikeLiked by 1 person
YES
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha,
LikeLike
Ok, this brother is a SERIOUS DICK.
LikeLiked by 2 people
FUCK! I just refreshed Netflix instead of this page. I am two seconds behind you all now. Eff it! Lol
LikeLike
That’s annoying. I think I’m behind too.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m at 36 minutes +
LikeLike
I’m just now at 36:40
LikeLike
they are BOTH dicks!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hmm, my brother, who is in the military, could be have a PTSD attack. I better shout at him and accuse him of sleeping with my wife.
LikeLiked by 4 people
LOL
#logic
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wife: I’m pregnant!
Pornstache: “I saw a child get burned alive!”
LikeLiked by 2 people
HAHAHAHA!!!
LikeLike
OMG. This killed me.
LikeLiked by 2 people
HOW THE FUCK CAN PORNSTACHE STEAL THE GEAR?
WHERE DID HE HIDE IT? UNDER THE GROUND?
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHAHA!!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
#rational
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yarrrghhh I’m finally here! Have been watching since the beginning, connecting to the internet has been my own personal hell this morning!
Surprising to say, I actually find this film pretty fun!
LikeLiked by 5 people
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
Anna!!!!!!!!
I was afraid we’d miss you!!!!!
LikeLike
Wait for it
LikeLiked by 1 person
the X was smudged on her head before, now its not
LikeLiked by 2 people
YES!! now this shit is getting creepy 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
this isn’t actually too bad….. despite the total lack of logic
LikeLiked by 2 people
just wait……
LikeLike
its kinda entertaining too
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just wait….
LikeLike
HOW DO THEY NOT SEE HIM???? HE’S RIGHT THERE!!!
LikeLiked by 3 people
#mostridiculouspartofthemovie
LikeLiked by 1 person
I like how the dog didn’t start bleeding until he was under it….
LikeLiked by 1 person
I hate it when dogs die 😦
LikeLiked by 2 people
Such a stupid gimmick….
LikeLiked by 2 people
Agreed
LikeLike
SHINING RIP OFF!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! i laughed at him getting hit in the head
LikeLiked by 1 person
I just love that Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men is in this. Ken was badass.
LikeLiked by 2 people
For me, Pablo Schreiber is the star in this one
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not anymore… #dead
LikeLiked by 2 people
Is that Pornstache?
LikeLiked by 1 person
yup
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nope, it’s Aaron, the cute blonde one!
#cuties
#blondies
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pornstache, you can’t attack someone with a stick when they have a gun. Does not compute.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pornstache needs to learn a thing or two about turning his back on his enemy.
LikeLiked by 1 person
What people in these films always need to learn is to go for the killshot before celebrating. So silly!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Silly killers!!
LikeLike
DUMBASS!!!!!
LikeLike
That line was justified
LikeLiked by 1 person
“I am going to kill you! In as slow a manner as I possibly can!”
LikeLiked by 1 person
NOOOOOO!!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yep #deaddeaddead
LikeLiked by 1 person
So – this military veteran turns his back on his enemy to reload his gun? No.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That was a dumb move
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah, the old bag of water and bear trap trick!
LikeLiked by 1 person
A page from your playbook!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Who would fall for that, though?
LikeLiked by 1 person
“Ok my frail wife, I need you to go scale that cliff with your bare hands and feet and then hot wire our car and come back for me. Thanks.”
LikeLiked by 1 person
A modern take on a classic twist!
LikeLiked by 3 people
They literally killed off two of the most likable characters, Pornstache and the dog
LikeLiked by 1 person
YES….. just wait for it….
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! your own bear trap you dumb shit!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
In a horror/camping movie, it is movie law that one of them has to be a doctor (always the woman) and one has them military experience (always the bloke).
LikeLiked by 6 people
Yup. That counts as Deus Ex Machina and that is a fucking sin.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Gotta fill dem gender stereotypes of nurturer and provider roles
LikeLiked by 2 people
My brother’s dog tags……
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*sobs*
LikeLike
“Only you can prevent forest fires.”
LikeLiked by 2 people
LOLOL
LikeLike
Right, the foetus can help her escape. Good one Ken Cosgrove.
LikeLiked by 3 people
HAHA! I was thinking that too!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll go hide in this small, cramped place, that’ll be safe.
LikeLike
Can he please change his rigtone to a less creepy one
LikeLiked by 3 people
i WANT that ringtone!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Mushy moment + “you’re gonna be a great dad” = Ken Cosgrove is highly likely to die?
LikeLiked by 1 person
As this movie goes, he goes to hide in the WORST place possible….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Rattlin’ around in the old terlet is a pretty logical thing to do though!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s the first place I would go!!!
LikeLike
Its amazing how he thinks its still his brother
LikeLiked by 1 person
I gotta get back to work. Womp womp. Have fun!
LikeLiked by 2 people
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We’ll miss you!
LikeLiked by 2 people
I’m really sad about it 😦 😦
LikeLiked by 1 person
Me too : ( : (
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s not how you make glory holes! 😦
LikeLiked by 3 people
Another page they need to take from your playbook….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, he had the ‘shit’ kicked out of him!
LikeLiked by 3 people
There’s only one left, so I am assuming the stupid twists are about to kick in.
#TheDogPlannedItAll
LikeLiked by 3 people
At least this ninety pound doctor can scale cliffs with her bare hands and feet.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It would be awesome to see the dog sitting behind a computer screen, having planned it all
LikeLiked by 2 people
dont turn your back…. cmon now!
LikeLiked by 1 person
The second straight Neary brother to turn his back on his enemy and end up dead….
LikeLike
These killers are some pretty shitty graffiti artists.
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHA!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Can I just say, my cats are really loving this film.
LikeLiked by 3 people
I like how she knows his condition over the walkie talkie.
LikeLike
#OMGTWIST
LikeLiked by 1 person
“Please, stay awake!”
“Sing me a lullaby!”
“OK.”
LikeLiked by 4 people
MMMM HMMMMM
LikeLike
I don’t know what’s worse: that the husband GPSed his wife or the killers thought to themselves: “Hey, I bet he GPSed his wife. Let’s check.”
LikeLiked by 4 people
HAHAHA!!!! Yes! Solid script writing!
LikeLike
LOL he has a fucking sniper why did he not shoot her?
LikeLiked by 3 people
was just thinking that…..
LikeLiked by 2 people
mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm
LikeLiked by 1 person
this shit makes no sense but I’m loving it!!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
This is fun, isn’t it??
LikeLiked by 2 people
totally!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sick BMXing by these murderer bros.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Look how dirty she is!!
LikeLike
How convenient that there’s an underground passage right next to where she landed
LikeLiked by 1 person
mmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm! Conveniently filled with sewage she can hide in.
LikeLike
Haha exactly.
LikeLiked by 1 person
*sewer
LikeLiked by 1 person
Killer: Hey, an obvious hiding place. Let’s ignore it.
LikeLiked by 4 people
HAHA!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Isn’t this impressive???
LikeLike
woooaaahhh…. blood pipe!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
This brings a whole new meaning to the term ‘shitfaced’.
LikeLiked by 2 people
HAHAHAHA!!!
LikeLike
At least we finally have our token black girl.
LikeLiked by 2 people
And there’s a jeep right outside the sewer.
More Deus Ex Machina
LikeLiked by 1 person
The ending to this movie is an actual embarrassment.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Is it that rocks conveniently fall on the killers and they all die miraculously?
LikeLiked by 2 people
No – it’s not even that dumb – it’s worse.
Now we have the big reveal that these killers are just teenagers who were able to steal off with all of their camping gear, kill the dog and hang it thirty feet in the air and survive a beating at the hands of a grown Marine.
right.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Is it not completely obvious that the killers must have stuffed around with the car? Bets on whether it will explode or not?
LikeLiked by 3 people
good call… except the exploding bit haha
LikeLiked by 1 person
At least she doesn’t know how to hotwire a car, Unlike every movie character who sits in a stolen car.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Aw man, I thought this started at 2:30 EST.
LikeLiked by 1 person
: (
Nope 12:30… it’s almost over….
LikeLike
I knew we were an hour apart; I thought you were an hour behind me, which would have made your 1:30 my 2:30. SO MUCH SORROW! SO MUCH REGRET!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Next time!
LikeLike
Yes, Birdemic!
LikeLiked by 1 person
OK. Self skull surgery is pretty badass. Major props to her.
LikeLiked by 2 people
it looked pretty cool too!
LikeLiked by 2 people
All horror movies must include a good wound-sewing scene.
LikeLiked by 2 people
video games are baaaad mmmkay?
LikeLiked by 1 person
So’s asthma.
LikeLiked by 1 person
these killers want yo to know they’re killers
LikeLiked by 1 person
why are they texting each other?!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Teens!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Damn it I’m not watching but I’ve seen this and can say it is pretty terrible with stupid characters doing unforgivably stupid things. Enjoy!
LikeLiked by 2 people
I MISS YOU out here!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Next time, my friend, next time… and just think of the awesome film we’ll be watching!
LikeLiked by 1 person
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
LikeLiked by 1 person
OK. His pants are too low to be taking this drowning scene seriously. Sorry, I mean crzly.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yo Bae!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Prop note: three common road flares are enough to smoke up an entire mountain.
LikeLiked by 1 person
#TWISTOMG
LikeLiked by 1 person
or not…..
LikeLike
OMG OMG OMG OMG
LikeLike
PLOT-TWIST: The kids work for the dog
LikeLiked by 2 people
HA!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Remind me why they left the flares in the car again? Surely it would have been more useful to take them on the camping trip. Otherwise, why take them at all?!!!
LikeLike
The pink smoke in the forest is a pretty cool image though.
LikeLiked by 1 person
if they were in a pentagram shape it woulda been cooler
LikeLiked by 1 person
where the fuck have the other two gone?!
LikeLiked by 1 person
#logic
LikeLike
These killers stick together, until it’s their turn to be hunted and then its everyone for themselves!
LikeLiked by 2 people
These kids are going to be spending a long time in juvie once this is over
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love a good mask reveal scene.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Except that there was no reveal, I feel robbed!
LikeLike
this movie has some good creepy music, gotta give it that
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love how she was kind of hopeless before but after the muddy face and sewn scalp she has somehow turned into a full on female Rambo.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Yes – at the beginning she was frail and pregnant but after spending some time in a drain she’s a bad ass killing machine.
Also:
Nature’z Ridz Museum
LikeLiked by 1 person
Remember, a woman is nothing until she has make-up. War paint counts too.
LikeLiked by 1 person
hahaha she’s turned into the bride from kill bill
LikeLiked by 1 person
Guess what?? She turned her back on her enemy too….
LikeLike
If this resort has been abandoned in like forever, why is the nature trail voiceover machine still going?
LikeLiked by 2 people
They just don’t build nature trail voiceover machines like they used to!
LikeLiked by 2 people
MMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMM
LikeLike
Is this dude not wondering where his mates are?!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Man these kids and their fucking phones
LikeLiked by 1 person
ANOTHER DUMB ARSE BACK TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I do really enjoy the sound design of this.
Wait, she’s stranging someone when she’s upside down. This will end well.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Anna – please note she is tied to the table with car battery cables. These are probably about half an inch thick and inside the latex is copper for conducting electricity.
LikeLike
These killers are so smart!
LikeLiked by 1 person
She cut through the cable in like 30 seconds with her wedding ring….
LikeLike
Note: it did not end well
LikeLiked by 1 person
And that’s three for three on the turning your back to the bad guy move.
LikeLiked by 2 people
aaaaand four
LikeLiked by 1 person
Note: she just cut through a battery cable with wedding ring…. even better – it took about 30 seconds….
LikeLike
#VIVISECTION!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
‘MOM’
LikeLiked by 3 people
LOL!! Mom always calls at the worst moments, eh?
LikeLiked by 2 people
Dang, ma! I’m about to stab someone in the stomach.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You know you’ve got a great wedding ring when it doubles as a knife.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Thank god Pornstache littered earlier!!!!!
LikeLike
Ahh…the villain taking his time to kill the protagonist cliche
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sooo much deus ex machina in this film.
LikeLiked by 2 people
“Hey, lets fuck”
LikeLiked by 1 person
WHAT THE FUCK??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Why do these people keep running into places they can’t get out of? Cubicles, in slides…
LikeLiked by 2 people
This needs to wrap up – someone needs to piss…
LikeLike
LOL if u cant choke her just fucking shoot her, WTF do u carry these snipers?
LikeLiked by 2 people
Is this bear lullaby foreshadowing her actually getting eaten by a bear?
LikeLiked by 2 people
HAHAHA!!! It’s over where I’m at and I have to piss! BRB
LikeLike
It just ended for me, shittiest ending ever! I feel no closure!
LikeLiked by 2 people
EVER!!
LikeLike
WTF
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHAH!!!!! Told you!!!
LikeLike
Yeah, honey… I don’t think that baby’s still alive after what you’ve been through.
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHAHA!! I was thinking that exact thing
LikeLike
Yep, I was thinking the same thing. Too much stress!
LikeLiked by 2 people
was that last scene supposed to have some deep meaning?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Now she will go on to kill people in the woods! Arrrgh!
LikeLiked by 2 people
I think she will go on to be a baby hunter cos she will lose the baby
LikeLiked by 1 person
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
LikeLike
Fucking hell that ending!!!
LikeLike
I think it’s a social commentary how boys are conditioned to play w/ guns at a young age, and the affect it can have on some, as the teens in the woods seemed to think hunting and killing those people was merely a game; something they learned to do at a young age – just as the little boy in the shopping cart with the toy gun.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yeah that is what I figured… eventually haha!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Quite liked that closing frame though. Just saying…
LikeLiked by 2 people
So wow this was fun, more than the movie actually.
My final score would be 4.8/10
LikeLiked by 4 people
3 points out of ten…. only for the creepy score though… the rest lacked all logic
LikeLiked by 3 people
Movie really lost itself in the second half, dont think there was a single line of dialogue, way too cliched and the killers were SOOOO fucking dumb.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Four back turns… FOUR!!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Terrible…..
LikeLike
I still can’t believe they used that device FOUR times!! An appropriately shitty movie for shitfest!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
So fucking stupid…..
LikeLiked by 1 person
but funny in a disturbing way…. i laughed several times. Especially when the bouncy ball hit that dude’s head
LikeLiked by 1 person
Poor old Pornstache….
LikeLike
stabby stab stab!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, I’d do a 2/5 for this. Love Shitfest Social though, that’s a 6/5!
LikeLiked by 4 people
Seconded!
LikeLike
10 out of 5 in my book!!!
THANK YOU ANNA!!!
LikeLike
THANK YOU for participating!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pleasure.
LikeLiked by 1 person
the bear went over the mountain!
LikeLiked by 1 person
HAHA.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Alright everybody, thanks for a most excellent Shitfest Social for the time where my computer wasn’t being a piece o’ shite. I’m going back to bed to get up for work in a couple of hours! Wish me luck!!!
Thanks Eric for hosting! 😀
LikeLiked by 2 people
Good luck! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LikeLike
THANKS Eric-meister, this was fun!! Should do it again!
LikeLiked by 1 person
We’ll do it again! These things tend to pop up every now and then!
THANK YOU!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
’twas good fun 😀 Especially for my blog’s 1st birthday! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
The bear went over the mountain!
LikeLiked by 1 person
AHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP!! that thing is stuck in my head!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know…. me too!!!
LikeLike
Thank you Eric for making this awesome thing happen, the movie was fun in some parts.
If I make a suggestion, I think Super Mario Bros. the movie should be watched on the next SHITFEST SOCIAL, it looks so very terrible.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Duly noted!!!
THANK YOU!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think Suicide Squad will make for a great shitfest social when it’s released on video late 2016/early 2017. lol. It looks so lame!
LikeLiked by 3 people
LOL
LikeLike
Leto’s Joker at the end of the trailer is laughable; not in a good way.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think Super Mario Bros. could make for a great choice. I also nominate “Birdemic” and “Paranormal Asylum”. LOL.
LikeLiked by 3 people
“Paranormal Asylum” sounds perfect haha! Anything based in an asylum is bound to have some cool bits!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was AWFUL!!
https://isaacspictureconclusions.com/2014/02/04/shitfest-2014-winter-the-ipc-and-scrotey-podcast-paranormal-asylum-the-revenge-of-typhoid-mary/
LikeLike
P.S. That link is to a podcast my friend and I did – we’re awful drunk…. : )
LikeLike
I’m NEVER watching those HORRIBLE movies you conned me into watching again!!!!
LikeLike
Together, we will share the burden and partake in the shittiness as a united group – at the next SF social. So you and Scrotey will not be alone.
LikeLiked by 1 person
NEVER!!!!!!!!
Birdemic can go burn in hell!
LikeLike
You’re the Lord of Shitfest; thou shalt not complain when thy faithful servants bring thee shit. Thou will partake with a grateful heart! “Unfriended” makes for a strong nomination on the next round!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL
LikeLike
Really enjoyed reading everyone’s commentary, pornstache had me in stitches. Maybe I should grow one.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You totally should!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It may add something else to the Satrap look.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I wonder if I could rock it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The sky’s the limit!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It sure is, I may attempt it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
SWEET!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Any tips on growing one?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Am I too late?
LikeLiked by 1 person
You just missed it!
Dang : (
LikeLike
This is hilarious. I am sorry I missed it. I forgot… and went to the gym instead. The shame….
LikeLiked by 1 person
For shame!!!!!
#tacos
LikeLike
Sorry I wasn’t able to join in, ended up going out for dinner with my friend and boyfriend. I can NEVER turn down food. My weakness!!!!!!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Food is a weakness of mine too.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Are you foodie Vinster? I know I am! 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
A self-proclaimed foodie and a sexy piece of ass.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I was asking about you! But nice to get a description back of myself 🙂
Hee hee, kidding!!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
I was describing myself there or the image that I have of me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
We’re both sexy scoundrels!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Definitely, sexy scoundrels all the way.
LikeLiked by 2 people
And Eric is the hugest sexiest scoundrel of them all! Hi Pen!! *waves*
🙂 🙂 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
He takes the crown, we are his loyal subjects.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I want a fucking crown!!!!!! I don’t mind if it’s smaller but I want a crown!
🙂 🙂 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
You’ll get a crown I’m sure of it.
LikeLiked by 2 people
How about a bib????
LikeLiked by 2 people
CLAM CLAM!
LikeLiked by 1 person
CLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
#lovepen
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dear Pen!!! Sorry I will be much more active now I promise!! ❤ ❤
Love Clam! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Come back and see me!!!!
#XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Love Pen!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
make me smile!!! (do you know that song?)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Love Clam!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I don’t know if I know that one – who is it by???
Love Pen!!
LikeLike
You are all THE BEST!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You flatter us Eric, we are your sexy servants.
LikeLiked by 1 person
For our loyal services, do we get a sexy reward?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just my never ending love and admiration!
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s good enough for me buddy.
LikeLiked by 1 person
HI CLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LikeLiked by 1 person
I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love Pen!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Gutted I missed out on this but after being sucked into the vortex of slanderous comments a) I don’t feel like I missed out on the movie and b) I think the comments are probably better entertainment
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hopefully you can join in next time : ) : )
#jager
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pingback: Thoughts on… Preservation (2014) | FILM GRIMOIRE
Pingback: July 2015 Favourites | FILM GRIMOIRE
Fuck, I still hate that I missed this 😦 😦
LikeLiked by 1 person
Me too : ((((((((((((((((((((((((((
LikeLiked by 1 person
😦 Sucky, sucky, sucky. In-laws. UGH.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hopefully we can do another one sometime : )
LikeLiked by 1 person
I would love it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
: ) : ) : )
LikeLiked by 1 person