Sure, we all know what comes OUT of your bottom but what about the stuff we put in it? I recently studied a grown man inserting various items into his rectum and the following case is pure scientific fact! I present:
THE TOP TEN THINGS LUKE ABBOTT PUTS UP HIS BUTT! *
# 1O: THE IRISH#9: WOMEN’S HOSIERY#8: MAC AND CHEESE#7: HIS LITTLE BROTHER’S IPAD#6: BARRISTER WIGS#5: WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE#4: BOBBIES#3: MY OLD 1956 FORD PICKUP#2: THE TOWER OF LONDON
#1: MY IPC BUSINESS CARD!!!!!
*Luke was consulted about this post before it was created.