*THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED ELECTRONICALLY BETWEEN TWO LIVING PEOPLE. SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW*
PEN: OH JESUS CHRIST, Clam!!! What the fuck did we watch??
What a load of fucking bollocks :CLAM
PEN: HAHAHAHA!!! BOLLOCKS is right!! Speaking of bollocks – WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH HIM CUTTING OFF THE GUY’S BALLS AND THEN EATING THEM???!?!?!?!??!
If the whole film had been made up of moments like that I wouldn’t have minded! It was gross but…..horror movie gross, you know? :CLAM
PEN: Maybe it’s a guy thing but I thought that was just fucking wretched… I also detested the kidney sex thing… HUMP HUMP HUMP – to quote an old friend of mine “flexing male buttocks activate!”
Yeah but at least that’s what we queued up for! Look I’m a girl and I’m highly de-sensitised!! Totally agree the kidney thing was horrible. DID make me wince. I was gutted it was a dream though – we still had to listen to that AWFUL GERMAN GUY!!!!! I specifically remember thinking ‘gross…but at least he’ll be dead and quiet now’
Me too – I was hoping we were finally done with the screaming and the little fat guy could go make the centipede. I don’t think I’ve ever hated a character more than that screaming German fucker. He was decent in the first one but god damn I hated him here.
You know you’re in trouble when you’re watching The Human Centipede 3 and the thing you’re most traumatized by is a raised voice. But that’s what I didn’t understand!!!!! Why such A LACK of centipede horror?!!!
Exactly!! Where was the fucking centipede forchristssake??? All it was was gross out shit, a noisy blow job, some more gross out shit, eating fried balls and clitorises, and no fucking centipede! ????????????
Shit, I forgot about the clitorises!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of which, what do you think of this centipede?!!!!!!! I thought it was IPC ready.
…………………………………… I’m listening……..
I want to go ON RECORD and say to all of the people that call me pervy and say that I use too many boobs that I didn’t coerce or persuade you to post that picture!!!! With that said:
It’s all lies! I wasn’t even allowed to be here unless I brought some tits with me.
Don’t tell lies, Clam. You know what HC 3 needed? Less ball eating and more of this:
Or even some of this:
I think there were enough tits in this movie (The German Bastard was a MASSIVE TIT) but it certainly needed some of this….
Or this? Actually yeah. This!!!!!! (I love posting on The IPC!)
What is this SMUT???? #filth #pervclam
So… do you think – well I was going to say something about HC3 but then I got mesmerized by that
bannister knob light switch…
It’s getting slightly off topic now isn’t it.
LOL – Yes… perhaps we should just move on to better things??
Like devils and exorcisms and things that go bump in the night? 🙂
EXACTLY!!! And, like the ghost of a tortured South Korean woman, let’s fade into darkness and haunt these beloved readers from the shadows!! THANK YOU CLAM!!!!!!
Oh and #butts