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Have you ever watched anything that made you think, “I can’t believe I wasted 90 minutes of my life watching this piece of s***…”? I have. It’s called Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. It’s a horrible piece of garbage filled with slapstick and jokes that aren’t even remotely funny. I don’t know what the writers were thinking when they put the script together but there’s no excuse for this. The original was far from great but comparatively, it’s a masterpiece.
This movie is so bad that I’d do anything than watch it. Anything…
I want to send a BIG thanks out to Eric for organizing this Shitfest and everyone out there for sending in some hilarious posts. You all entertain me greatly.
Wow. I didn’t even know they made a Mall Cop 2. I can’t wait to NOT watch it!
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It was TERRIBLE….
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I will take your word for it. I do however, have plans this weekend to go see the new Fantastic Four movie, which I’ve heard is so awful, it makes Rise of The Silver Surfer look like an Academy Award winner. I plan to get really drunk first, then write a hilarious blog about the experience.
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That sounds like a great plan!
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Reblogged this on The Creative Fox Den and commented:
It’s finally been officially submitted! My (rather late) entry to Shitfest 2015: Summer. Watch it!
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THANK YOU for doing this and THANK YOU for the reblog – YOU RULE!!!
#satanicbestiesforever
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Haha! Of course! Thank YOU!
#satanicbestiesforever
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
#sataniclampsalways
#squintiesforever
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This is work of the highest standard Mel, welcome to Shitfest.
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Thanks, Vinnie! Haha!
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Satrap is shaking his bum in approval.
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Then it’s a success!!
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Hell yeah it is.
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Isn’t this fantastic??
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The fucking sexy best.
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HEH HEH
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If Satrap wins he has promised a sexy dance along with an acceptance speech.
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: )
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Hahaha! Nice!
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Holy shit this is amazing. Excellent work Mel! Those exercise feels though, I can relate!
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Haha! Thanks! I was struggling so hard!
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Screw push ups!!!
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Yes!
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YES!!! Let’s just walk!
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Sorry you had to pick up poop. But yeah, it’s a better way to spend your time than with Paul Blart.
Hahaha #noboobs always makes me laugh.
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Definitely was better. Hahaha! Me too. #noboobs
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Usually it’s boobs galore around here, which is not something I complain about.
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LOL – I actually thought the first one was kind of funny – this was a real piece of poo.
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Me too! The first one was funny for what it was… This was just ridiculously bad
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Exactly!
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oh yeah and #noboobs
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Great work Mel!
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Isn’t this fun, dear Kidney??
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Thanks!
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That was so sad Mel. I feel your pain-especially in regards to exercising!😒 I will never understand why Hollywood insists on inflicting such horrible sequels on us even when the first ones were atrocious. Anyway, this was awesome! You’ve definitely lived up to the name of your blog. 😊
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Hi Kim! I actually kind of liked the first one but this is miserable.
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My husband’s been wanting to watch this, so if you think it’s good I’ll check it out the next time I go to the library.
#loveeric
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Paul Blart 2??? It’s miserable… the first one was “good” – it was a more innocent and sweet Kevin James – like he was on King of Queens. The sequel he is more Adam Sandler Kevin – James….
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I think that’s why Tom wants to see it. He LOVED Kevin James on King of Queens. 😊
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You two will probably like the first one then : )
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Thanks Eric. 😊
#hugs
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Haha! Thanks! It was actually painful to watch and I couldn’t leave because I was at the drive in and Avengers was on afterwards.
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I hope the Avengers made up for it. 😊
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It did 🙂
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Fury Road forever!!
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Nice! Who’s the other girl in the video? She looks familiar.
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Yo mama.
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Remind me to come back tonight when I’m on wifi! Also… Why did you watch this?! 🙂
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I watched this because I kind of liked the first one but this was a terrible piece of crap.
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The first one looked pretty damn bad too!!!!
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I liked it : )
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Yeah, but you’re weird! 😉
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Very true : )
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It was on at the drive in before Avengers! I hhhaddd to. It was painful.
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Lol! Damn. Could you not just show up for the second film?? 🙂 And, hey – I just watched the video now! Hahaha! Love it! Exercising is definitely not fun but I’d also pick that over this movie. Especially based on that one clip! Ugh! How does this shit get made?!
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Haha! Thanks! I don’t know. It’s actually ridiculous. Who writes these scripts and then who approves them??
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I still haven’t even seen the first one. lol Good stuff!!
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The first one has somewhat of a sweet innocence to it. This one is bullshit.
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#Sweetinnocence – just like you! lol
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HAHAHAHA!!! Yes!!
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#truth lol
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LOL
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Thanks!
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If I want to watch Kevin James I will stick with King of Queens! I don’t think he’s done a single good movie, aside from “Hitch” where he was a supporting character. Good video, Mel!
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Thanks, Gary! It’s too bad cause he seems like he’d be a nice guy in real life.
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Took you long enough to reply, I guess you were doing push-ups!!
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Hahaha! Good one!
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Ha ha! Nice! That’s a very compelling statement. I shall avoid Paul Blart 2. And wow does that horse kick look ridiculous. Smiles!
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Hahahaha, you already know how much I love this Mel! SUCH a great video, really funny 🙂
Awww, poor Mall Cop! Lol.
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Love it, Mel! 🙂 Although, I do my intense workouts while watching a shitty movie so that I can get all my anger out and not feel like I wasted too much time…haha!
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: ) : )
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This sounds soooo shitty 🙂
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SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
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HAHA!!
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YES! Just yes! The fear in your voice just before you tried the pull-up made this video. So fun!
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LOL “I can hear the fear in your voice” : )
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Mel I loved this video. So hilarious!!! I actually shared it with some friends on my nerdy group chat and they all loved it. I got to be completely honest… when I first watched Mall Cop 2 I enjoyed it but I think that was only because I was watching it with my mom and we never go to the cinema together 🙂
Great video though loved your Youtube channel
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