This also appears to be called The Devil in Me (but I guess that name was too close to something that got a LOT of bad press) so they either changed it to The Darkness (or that’s what it’s called elsewhere) and then DEVIL SEED. BUT – this gets one of those, well, shrug, eh, I’ve seen much worse. No offense to any Limp Bizkit fans, but this reminds me of any L.B. song; it’s good but there’s something about it that is not good. Like, hey that guitar is killing, that bass is wicked, the singing isn’t bad but the lyrics are talking about nookie and sticking cookies up your ass? What? Or, this song’s not too bad but your video is you pretend dancing like you’re driving a car? Huh? That’s kind of the way I feel here. This started off not too bad and the three lead actresses were pretty good and then the demon-woman pees on the floor and licks it up?? What?? With her CGI serpent tongue? Huh? I won’t spoil the ending but that also gets a big eye-roley, look-at-you-with-a-grimace, whuuuuuuuuut. I’m not trying to dog anyone who was involved with this, but this could have been much, much better.
So, I really liked the three actresses but not the the three male leads and that really doesn’t have anything to do with the nature of sex – I thought they were believable and Shantelle Canzanese did really well in here. I liked the idea about some demon populating the virgin Michelle Argyris’ character but I didn’t like how we never really get “Why Her?”. I liked the practical blood effects but I didn’t think the CGI was well executed. The other day I made nachos with expired cheese and I liked them but I didn’t like what they did to my stomach an hour later. I love my cats but I don’t like changing out the cat litter. Do you follow? Wonderful!!
This starts off with a flashback of a chick getting an exorcism and then getting stabbed by the priest. 30 years later, a good looking chick picks up another good looking chick at the airport (Jessica and Alex). They head back to their new dwelling (I presume it’s the house from the flashback sequence) and we get a peek at the third roommate (Breanne) boinking Alex’ boyfriend. She makes him jump out a window and then all four of them gather in the living room and it’s “AWWWWWWWWWKWAAAARDDD…” 😐 Well, the next night the four of them all decide to hit the club, the boyfriend Brian leaves early to go bone Breanne so Jess and Alex head home. Unfortunately they make the decision to stop off and get Alex’s palm read and, as always, Alex’ dead mom is trying to contact her about something and we get the “THERE’S SOMEONE WITH HER WHO HAS MANY NAMES OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!” thing from the psychic and Alex starts convulsing and screaming and everything else.

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The next day she gets up and can’t remember shit and Jess tells her she freaked everyone the fuck out and then Alex starts finding weird scribbles in her text books and things go creak and bump in the scary old house. Before too long the demon thing is giving her…. um… The Pleasure and then she’s standing over beds staring at Breanne and has a pee and cricks her neck and there are cuts all over her body and she’s floating above her bed and being dragged upstairs (which was a pretty cool scene) and things get pretty bloody up to the “hmmmm” end. Then it’s over and I was left with the big shrug, eh, I’ve seen better but I’ve also seen worse. Like, this weekend the wife and I watched BACHELORETTE with Kirsten Dunst and that was just awful. Introducing a couple of new people that will probably be around for awhile, if they feel like it.
#thepleasure
This post was originally published in August of 2012 and for some reason – I get a ton of hits off of that tiny picture right up above.
“The other day I made nachos with expired cheese and I liked them but I didn’t like what they did to my stomach an hour later. ” – lol! How many of your reviews include something about your bodily functions? 😉 And you were a little too nice to Limp Bizkit.
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Who can possibly know how many times I reference my body – er – my bowels out here… nothing’s sacred!!
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Agreed. Everything about Limp Bizkit is egregious.
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Have you ever seen The League of Gentlemen? The BBC comedy show I mean. That word “egregious” it just makes me think of Pauline and Ross doing the interview -“egregious, egregious!”………..”stop it you nutter!”
If you’ve seen it you’ll know exactly what I mean, if not, you may think I’m a weirdo lol.
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Oh noes… weirdo it is lol. I haven’t seen it, sorry. But I’ll google it right now and then I’ll be in the know.
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Second time today I’ve been called a weirdo lol 🙂
Okay I admit it….! Ha ha ha 🙂
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Ha! I commented on this post so long ago that I can’t remember how Limp Bizkit ended up in there. I’m intrigued. Damn – now Eric will expect me to read it again! 😉
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All you have to know is that somehow Eric doesn’t mind the musical stylings of Fred Durst. It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries.
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Eric is one of life’s greatest mysteries! Lol 😉
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I’m cooking dinner for my grandad tonight and he’s bringing over some parmesan cheese that expired 2 months ago! I said “oh that’ll be okay….” SHIT!
And can I just say…..I love Limp Bizkit :p
Genuinely!
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Good luck with that, my dear Clam!!!!! Let me know how that goes after about two hours : ) : )
Sorry I’ve been out all morning!!
Miss you!!
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Hehe. Did you eat that expired cheese???
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Haha, no! I made him buy another pack lol.
I’m not constantly eating expired food btw….but parmesan is more like a powder and I don’t trust supermarkets!! Haha!
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I’m super anal about expiry dates. I think I’ll die if I eat something one day past its date! Lol
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I’m terrible! I once cooked a microwave lasagne about 3 days after the expiry date. It was only after it cooked that I thought ‘no way can I eat that’ – it stunk bad!
I have been known to pick mould off bread and eat it still….!
I’m actually gross.
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You’re not gross!!!
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Even eating bread with the mould picked off….? 🙂
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EVEN SO!!!!!
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Hehe. The bread thing isn’t too bad… 😉
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Thanks Miss Mutant 🙂
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What about moldy strawberries?
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NOOOO!!!
#youwilldie
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I guess I better find someone to inherit my blog…
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I don’t want it!!!!! Lol 😉
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Hmmmmmmmmmm………..
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Cool review compadre.
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Thanks Boss!
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My pleasure Eric.
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That poster for Devil Seed looks like that satanic woman is gunna shit a baby out right on the damn floor!
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Haha, I was thinking the same thing.
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Well… she DOES piss all over the place!!
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That’s pretty much the same.
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I think I like the other title better though Devil Seed is pretty descriptive.
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Are you going to give this a watch??
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Is it on Netflix? If so, then probably yes. lol
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I don’t remember where I saw it – I think iTunes….
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Great review Eric! I think I’ll give this one a pass too.
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Another good call, my sweet Kim!!!
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: )
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I thought it said Devil Shed until I started reading the first paragraph and I thought “oh that sounds good Devil Seed…oh THIS is Devil Seed!” – I’m like an OAP using really modern technical equipment.
I won’t bother with this.
And Pen……I am a huge Limp Bizkit fan 🙂 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Who isn’t a big Limp Bizkit fan??!??!!?!? Also, I think IPC Productions needs to make #DevilShed their next movie!
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I dunno, they’re getting a lot of grief today! Poor bizkits!!!!! 😦
Who doesn’t love that perfect blend of hip hop and beefy mother fucken rock music!!!!
Haha #DevilShed !!! Tagline?
“you thought there was just an old lawnmower in there…..”
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I actually do genuinely enjoy Limp Bizkit. lol
Second tagline..
“…Who ever said taking out the garbage would be easy?”
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Me too! I’m not being sarcastic, I do really like them. I really like Fred Durst too. I have two of their albums in my car right now, no kidding! Significant Other and a recent Greatest Hits 🙂
Haha! I love that second tagline!!! VERY good 🙂
A third?
“….and you thought the creepiest thing would be the cobwebs…”
(I’m saying it in my head in the trailer guy voice lol)
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Another:
“On the outskirts of Amityville lies…. The Devil Shed!! Pray for your soul”
Same movie guy voice. lol
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I love it!! That could be the tagline that starts off the trailer?!
Are IPC Productions listening to this…? Guys…? Guys….??
🙂 #DevilShed #LimpBizkit
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We should write that film!! #DevilShed
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I’m here. One sec!!
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Here’s your red band trailer!
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Let’s DO IT!!!
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My Clam – please don’t. This was no fun.
Love Pen!!!!!
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I commented on this too! I love all these D reviews!!! Limp Bizkit?! Lol 😉
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LAZY!!!!!!
#lazy
: )
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BUSY!!!!!
#busy
😉
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#unemployed : )
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#thatissad 😦
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#relaxing : )
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#relaxingwithyourthoughts 🙂
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And #butts lol
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And #boobs
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Could I have your feedback on this post:
https://jamesedwardsharp.wordpress.com/2015/09/01/pentecost-myths-about-intercession-part-5/
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I’ve been avoiding this one on Netflix for MONTHS now. I’m glad I made the right call. 😉
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LOL – GOOD CALL!!!
#totes
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Hmm this sounds pretty meh. But I watched Unfriended yesterday and that was SHIT, and considering it actually had a cinema release, I think that makes it much worse than this. Do you get my logic, there?
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It’s out here now and I can’t even bring myself to spend money and RENT it…..
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I wouldn’t want to spend money on it, we shouldn’t encourage this kind of behaviour.
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“This starts off with a flashback of a chick getting an exorcism and then getting stabbed by the priest.” – LOL so many go something like this. Looks better than the last one, but still a long shot from good. And what the hell is up with the naming?!
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