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(BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1970)
As our story continues, Zira, just like a typical WomApe, has used, abused and cast out her lover like a bad ham, without even a fucking thank you for his time and services, servicing her many sexual deviancies and lusty desires. Not even an “atta boy” for pounding away on her Apeness for hours and hours on end, day and night, night and day! Nary a “You did a good job, human – thanks for taking the time to hump my stinking, filthy Apeness. Here’s a scratch on the ears”. No gratitude, no respectful appreciation, no nothing. Typical!
One night, arriving in their hut after running an errand at the local filthy ape Grocery Store, Zira strikes up a curious conversation with Cornelius, her Ape husband.
“Cornelius,” she begins. “I’ve been tinkering with the idea of taking another lover. You’re still fucking that human slave girl, right?”
Sticking his filthy ape umbrella in an elephant foot umbrella bucket he replies, “OOOO OOOO AAAAAH AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!” confirming her request.
“Good, she says casually, “Because I went down to the local zoo and bought a new human male to screw me so I don’t have to get your hairy ape balls all over my tits again. I mean, seriously, your fucking pubic hairs are EVERYWHERE! Even in my stew!”
“OOO OOOO AAAAAH AAAAAH!!!!” He replies, firing up a bowl of Ape Grass. “OOOO AAAAAAHHH OOOO OOOO!!!!” He continues, puffing away, getting Rocky Mountain High.
But then! A drunk and pissed Zaius storms in like he owns the place!! He’s been on a four day bender and he’s tripping his balls off!!
“I need to fuck something and I need to fuck something now!!!” He screams, knocking over plants and other such ape valuables! “Where’s that slut you’ve been balling since last episode??!! I’ve got a boil in my pants and it needs to be popped!!
Cornelius tries to restrain the vulgar drunk but he is overpowered and knocked to the floor!!
“Get your hands off of me you filthy ape!!” Zaius screams, stealing a line from the first movie before adding “I can smell your human woman! She smells of fear!!! And Apejizz!!”
He storms across the room and pulls back a curtain where there should really be an interior door. “AHA!!!!” He screams and unbuckles his ape pants. He whips out his filthy ape dong and whips it around like a child’s toy. “Take a look at this, you savage!! This is the Choo Choo and you are th -” He stops! His dong droops in his hand. He notices a bearded man.
“I… I…” he stammers, still holding his filthy, hairy cock. “I…. he’s….. he’s….. beautiful….” His erection returns, somehow making a popping sound like a balloon just exploded. “I must have him and I must have him now!!”
He approaches the man, dick in one hand and the other outstretched as if he’s reaching for a banana. He trembles. He even pees a little even though that’s really tough to do with a boner.
But Zira intercedes!!! Bawling, she hurls herself in front of him!! “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He’s mine!!!!” she pleads, wiping away her filthy ape tears. “He’s MINE!! I bought him fair and square!!! BOOO HOOOO HOOOO!!!”
But Zaius is having none of this shit! His brain is fried and his ape logic is turned off. “Listen to me, woman,” he scolds as Cornelius is too timid to step in. “I wan that ass and I want it now! Don’t make me tie you up and ball him in right in front of you!!”But the human speaks up even though humans aren’t supposed to be able to speak in this series!
“Now, hold your goddamned horses for a second,” he squeaks. “There’s no need to resort to violence, here. I can ball all of you at the same time…”The dirty apes are astounded. Not only can this human speak but It is also willing to bang the three of them at once. What a lucky day!! Their apes are really aping up!
“Oh my sweet ape ass…” Zira explains, still blotting at her salty ape eye juice. “I’ve never even imagined such a thing… this will be heaven…”
“I just have one condition,” the bearded human insists. “I’m not sucking any ape dong! Your filthy ape jizz tastes worse than a room full of steamed broccoli….”
“I don’t think that will be a problem,” Zira concedes. “Everyone knows that NO ONE likes an ape dong in their mouth.”
“I mean, I’ll pull on the filthy thing all you want, you know, tug tug yank yank, but I don’t want that thing near my lips.” He replies and begins to remove his human clothing.
As the human mounts Dr Zaius and begins to – mince his meat so to speak – Cornelius embraces his beloved Zira and coos into her filthy ape ear, “OOOO OOOO AAAA AAAA!!!!”
To be continued……
If you missed part one and feel compelled to go back to the beginning like a good boy or girl just click here —> APETITS
If you take anything away from these films it’s that nobody, NOBODY, likes #apedong in their mouths. #truth
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Ape dong cracked me up.
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NOBODY needs apedong…!
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Couldn’t agree more.
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Filthy apes!
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Haha.
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Testify!!
#apedong
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Sweet Pappy G
Love this so much!
#apedong
Love
Kidney
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Sweetest Sugar Kidney!!
Love YOU!
Love,
Sugar Pappy G!
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Oh God! And yet another mental image I’ll never get out of my head!
#loveeric
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HA!! Happy Friday!!!
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TGIF!
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WOO HOP!!
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This is so fucking hot I just splurted banana goop everywhere.
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Be sure to read part one, you filthy Frenchman!
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Never in life.
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Sounds good, friend.
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This Websense category is filtered: Sex.
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That also sounds good, friend.
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Stewbic Hair…
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#apetaco
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Home of stewbic hairs.
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and #apedong
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Now this movie is an underappreciated little cracker in my book.
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Mine or the real one?? : )
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Both
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Good lad.
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Oh man (ape), this just gets better and better! Ha, the images are golden! I can’t believe how well they match up. Seriously funny stuff, Eric.
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HAHA!!! Thank you, sir!
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You’re such a talent, Eric. Any plans to do this kind of things with other series? You could be on to something really big here.
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I would LOVE to but I haven’t been doing much writing lately…
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