In Diablo – which is no relation to El Diablo – the sinister individual who created last year’s Shitfest anthem – Clint Eastwood’s kid comes around doing his best Clint Eastwood impersonation and the gang tries to deliver a sly twist on the classic Western tale of “White man has his Mexican wife stolen by Mexicans so he hunts them down and kills a shitload of unable-to-shoot-anything-in-plain-sight-Mexicans in the process”. Is it good? The cinematography is fucking fantastic! I mean really – especially up in those snowy mountains. How’s the acting? Well – Eastwood’s kid does his best Man With No Name except he’s more modern – meaning he’s got pecs and abs unlike the typical 70s action hero. He doesn’t say much and he looks just like his dad. How’s the Peyote scene? Irritating, kind of. How’s it overall??? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh – it’s good but it’s probably a one shot viewing. I think they tried to ride a lot on the big twist but…. even the dumbass that I am figured that out early on…. I mean, I’d watch it again, I reckon, some time for free.
The story goes: a notorious Civil War murderer / assassin / Lord of Cruel has settled down on a ranch with his Mexican senorita, played by Camilla Belle who you barely see. As the film opens, some Mexican culos have set fire to their house and steal away with the bride, leaving him to die in his burning stable. The next day, he sets out, rifle in hand with the full intention of murdering everyone in cold blood and rescuing his wife.
On the trail, he runs afoul of Boyd from Justified, a tribe of Peyote eating American Indians, Danny Glover and then a bunch of Mexicans who never learned how to use their pistoleros in a gunfight. This isn’t a BAD movie at all – it’s actually pretty decent. THIS is a bad movie. Remember THAT thing??? When the guy ate his own jizz??? HAHAHAHAHA GROSS!!!
Oh well – I suppose there’s no need to carry on about that or jizz eating. I’m not sure who Scott Eastwood’s mom is but it’s always a pleasure to post a pic of the beautiful Sondra Locke. Meow Pussycat!
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Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Sounds alright! No jizz eating! RESULT! Scott Eastwood is a hottie.
#meguts
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It’s pretty good, dear Clam! And – just to be sure – no #jizzeating !! A man should never eat his own jizz.
#megutscoop
#anfernee
#penisinthedrawer
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#anfernee (that still cracks me up!)
EEEW jizz eating 😦 😦 😦
How are you? O _ o o _ O
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It was only a matter of time before Scott Eastwood did a western. I mean if my dad was Clint Eastwood, I’d wanna try a western myself.
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Sounds okay. Danny Glover?!? Never cared for him. Camilla Belle is quite the looker though. I’d probably watch this for the curiosity factor.
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It’s not bad at all and Glover is only in it for a few minutes – don’t worry about him.
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Poor old Scott. Must suck to be stuck in your dad’s shadow.
On 18 March 2016 at 10:01, Isaacs Picture Conclusions wrote:
> theipc posted: “In Diablo – which is no relation to El Diablo – the > sinister individual who created last year’s Shitfest anthem – Clint > Eastwood’s kid comes around doing his best Clint Eastwood impersonation and > the gang tries to deliver a sly twist on the classic Wester” >
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I’m sure he’s very poor and has a tough life.
#titsout
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I have to admit I’d watch this purely for the pleasure of feasting my eyes upon Scott. Eastwood. Yum!
#happyfriday
#loveeric
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Well it’s only right to ogle someone attractive Kim.
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😊
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The first time I saw Scott Eastwood, I knew he was Clint’s son without being told. He is the image of his dad.
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Doppelganger!
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You can say that again.
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I bet you’d like it too : )
#scotteastwood
#lovekim
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#happyweekend
#loveeric
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They go by so fast : ( : (
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Always!😕😔
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: (
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Cool, I’d like to see this.
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It’s not too bad ~ you can do MUCH worse –
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It’s been a while. *whistles*
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You’ve been missed, my monkey friend! The environment has changed a bit.. I don’t post too often these days – got a new job where I have to work… You doing ok?
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I hate jobs where you have to work! I have one of those too. 😦 Yup, everything’s fine. Good to see you’re still posting, even if it’s less often.
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Stupid work…
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Wow, I had not even heard of this one. Might catch it when its out on DVD. Great post as usual mate.
Shall we aim for a Shitfest April? Or would May be better?
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Let’s look at May, my brother – we need to get processes in order (and some graphics and shit). And an announcement.
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Indeed. Okay, no worries. Can’t wait dude!
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Whoop!
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Eastwood and Goggins together at last!
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Amen, my righteous brother!
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Pappy!
I have very fond feelings towards Scott Eastwood. YUMMY
Love,
Kidney
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Kidney!
For Science??? I’m listening….
Love,
Sugar Pappy Giuseppe!
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SPG
Naturally! I sure love science!!
Love
Kidneyyy
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Sounds like Eastwood Jr would be better off doing something other than Westerns if he doesn’t want to be compared unfavourably to his daddy. I’m not mad on Westerns anyway except The Proposition which was amazing and maybe True Grit.
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The Proposition is fucking fantastic!!
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“Eastwood channels Eastwood” – gotta love it!
Looks okay – for a one time viewing, like you say.
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Dear SBJB,
Yes! Good for once and then maybe someday for free when there’s nothing else on….
Love,
TGMJS
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Kindest SSC,
Well, maybe when my to-watch list shrinks a bit one day xD
Love,
IJB
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Warmest IJB,
Fair enough!!
#gogobuffalo
Love,
ISC
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Sorry missed this one the other day… will have to check this movie out – Great Title – can’t go wrong…
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I think you’d like this – at least the cinematography….
#eldiabloforever
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