I haven’t done one of these short reviews in a while (not that mine are very long – I’m just a slower than fuck writer) so if you want to look at a much better piece on this, check out our dear friend Luke’s treatment HERE. In any case, real quick, a hot grocery store clerk falls for a grocery store stock boy whose girlfriend has just died. Before too long, they get to banging and every time they get after it, the dead girlfriend shows up, all mangled and bloody- just in time to interrupt the Big Finish. Poor fuckers! Literally!
There’s an underlying drama to this but I found it quite funny – in a way that I find things funny. Like – no matter where Nina turns up there’s always streaks of blood behind her (like above). Or they way the male lead ALWAYS looks appalled when he’s talking with Nina’s mother. Or the noises Nina makes when she’s just laying there – shluuuuuuuuuuurp squish squish shluuuuuuuuurp.
I quite liked this thing even if it gets a little slow in places but I would totally watch it again and “Jolly Good, Old Chap” to the directors and special effects teams because they did a really good job and that’s what you say to people from the UK right?? RIGHT?? This was a good one but: there’s lots of nudity and sex in here so if you’re not into that, be aware. This probably isn’t one you want to watch with your mom. Or during church. Or when you have a couple of service men over fixing your fireplace. Or replacing your garbage disposal. Or in front of Luke Abbott (as referenced above).
P.S. If you google image this movie most of the pics will be in the vein of the poster I put in here at the top – there’s a LOT more to this thing than that : )
Great to see you back online good Sir … I do wanna see this when it’s released in Oz :p
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Thank you sir!!
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I have been meaning to watch this for a good while now. You’ve tipped me over, now I just have to see what the hell it is like
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I bet you like it!
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I feel like the movie poster is what I am going to look like after my first month of breastfeeding. How’s that for a mental image?
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Abbi Forever – the sequel!
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I love it! It sounds like a future Shitfest winner.
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I’d pay good money to see this!
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………. I’m listening……
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ah…not for me, but nice to see u back in action Eric!
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Thank you, good man!
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I think this is actually the perfect movie to watch in front of me. Ladies?
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I was watching an English comedian the other day and he was making jokes about his genitals and salty popcorn. Sound familiar?
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That’s all of them. Us Brits only have one joke. We just say it on repeat in different accents.
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I’m starting to get that now. Ball jokes and English ejaculate, check.
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As soon as I saw the poster I knew immediately why you picked this Eric!
#happymonday
#porties
#hugs
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Heh heh! Greetings from lovely Piscataway!
#porties
#sleepyporties
#lovekim
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Oh Dear! Did they get snow too?
#pooreric
#extrahugs
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Yes! The second I got in my rental car it started dumping snow me. Whatever!
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Stupid Mother Nature!
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Happy Tuesday!
#tuesdayhugs
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The happiest of Tuesday’s Eric!
#nomoresnow
#porties
#hugs
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The sun is out today!!
#whoknew
#onemoregoddamnday !!
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You can do it Eric!
#hugs
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Have been meaning to watch this for a little while now but keep putting it off. Maybe time to break it out this coming weekend. Cheers to you my good man!
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It’s not too bad!
#cheers !
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Thanks Eric, I knew even before reading that you’d make me laugh 😀
You never disappoint 😉
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Woooooooooo hoooooooooo!
My pleasure!!
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It seems interesting and slightly mad. And yes of couse us Brits say things such as “Jolly Good, Old Chap”, obviously! 😉
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Jolly good, old chap!! : )
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I’m sold! Sexy dead girls are my thing! That sounds way more creepy than I intended.
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We all know how creepy you are and what your intentions are!
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At least you might have a shot with them… 😉
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The only problem is they smell like you 😝
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Charming as always, Mike 😜
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Like Scotch?
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#shotofjizz
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Whaaaat?! EW!
#cleanthatup
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Doubt I’ll be watching this, but… Jolly good, old chap! 😉
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Jolly good, old cock!!
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#cockless
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You weave quite a cautionary tale! Thank you, I have now posted a list of people on my fridge not to watch this with. Or even near.
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“there’s lots of nudity and sex in here so if you’re not into that, be aware” yeah mate, I’m not so sure many people not into nudity and sex frequent your site.
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Hey, you never know! Great to hear from you, boss!
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Damn it, I was looking for a movie to watch during church!
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You should!! Watch it with the local Cardinal!!
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Been meaning to see this for a while, it sounds like a really interesting premise. The dead girlfriend was in that Channel 4 show Utopia. Did you ever see it? I think you might like it. It’s weird, and violent and clever. Have a look.
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Utopia?? Never heard of it but I’ll check around and see if it’s available here…
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