Hello and welcome to a new feature here at Isaacs Picture Conclusions! Am I actually in a state of regret?? Well…. always… but that more resembles public shame… No – what we’re talking about today refers to this version of the definition:
This fucking movie starts off as a first person POV following some douchebags on a beach. As soon as this thing fires up and these kids trick a girl into doing a sit-up into one of their assholes, you are sure to hate this goddamn thing. Eventually they are giving us footage from the initial camera, then EVERYONE’s iPhones and even static cameras giving us a POV of someone doing a first person POV. Really – they are imaging the shot from some dude’s phone-camera and then, a second later, they show a POV from the guy who is looking at his phone. It was absolutely nauseating and pointlessly stupid. And then, for no good reason at all, they have static shots of this idiotic limo driving down the street.
As far as the characters and acting goes – you will hate them all. For the first hour they squeal and squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee constantly to the point that I wanted to blow my brains all over the airplane I was in and………………. to make things even worse…… there is one of the WORST musical numbers EVER thrown in for good measure. I didn’t go to my senior prom – mainly because the girl I asked said she “had to go with her boyfriend” – whatever!! THANKS DAWN!!!!!!. Maybe if I had constructed an elaborate song and dance number with eight of my good friends that might have changed her tune, huh? Fucking bullshit!
What’s this about? Eight screaming lame-os get in a limo and party it up. Then they eat some dinner and two girls announce they’re in love with each other. Then they get back in the limo and the driver gets killed and some asshole in a mask with a mirror on the front takes them captive with remote controlled seatbelts that lock them in. He makes one of them pee in a bucket (above), one of them have sex with another and one of them give a blowjob to a pistol. Why??? SPOILER: because one of them didn’t go to prom with him. So he kills them all. Nice! “Will you go to prom with me? NO? OK – well I’m going to spend thousands and thousands of dollars to soup up this limo I have no idea you’re going to rent and kill you all. Thanks.” Nothing says love like multiple man-slaughters.
I always say that “A man has to learn by doing it himself” – remember: “I’ll never know if I don’t try.” So maybe you should give this a look and be your own judge but I found that there was NOTHING good about this and I really would have turned this off if I wasn’t stuck on an airplane and had something else to do. I fucking hated this from start to finish. If your curious about watching this with your mom, the chick below – her tits pop out of her dress once but it’s so dark and blue in there that you can’t really tell.
So – from my POV – I’m sorry I watched this and from the other perspective, this is one sorry mother fucker.
And that’s your first installment from the new I’M SORRY department. Did you like? Want to contribute? Let me know!
I’ve never heard of this movie … I’m just sorry to hear that you had to sit through this turd … tear 😥
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Cry cry cry!!! Poor ole fucking me!
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But are you sorry you ate all those tacos???
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I will never ever apologize for eating tacos. Never.
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That sure does sound like a sorry sack of shit! Great post! Can’t wait to see more of this feature.
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It WAS a sorry sack of shit! Make no mistake!
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I’m sorry that once again you wound up watching such sorry drivel while stuck on a plane Eric. I do like this new feature though. 🙂
#porties
#manicmondays
#loveeric
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I kind of expected crap when I rented it but nothing this bad. I watched Creed on my way up here yesterday and had to hide when I was sad on the plane. Creed rules!
#wheresyourhat
#wedidit
#lovekim
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Oh! I was wondering if I should check Creed out despite me being annoyed that Stallone was the only one to get nominated for an Oscar. If it got you emotional Eric, I’m definitely checking it out!
#haha
#ericrocs
#loveeric
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Creed is EXCELLENT, my dear Kim!! I saw it in the theater and maybe four times since. It’s one of the best of the whole series. I promise you. If you don’t like it I’ll reimburse your rental fee : )
You won’t get these yet but:
#onemoreday
#sportssection
#onesteponepunch
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I just put myself on hold at the library!
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
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Oh and I cried like a baby when they use the original score towards the end….
#nospoilers
Lol I was tearing on the plane. I love Creed!
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#awww
#hugs
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#whatcanisay ???
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#gettingstrongnow
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P.S.S.
#gettingstrongnow
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Okay. Now I’ve got Rocky music stuck in my head!
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It doesn’t get better than that!!!
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Wow, sounds like a pretty crappy film. Think I’ll pass on this one.
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Good call!!
#goodcall
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Love it!
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Fuck yeah! Adios New Fucking Jersey for two weeks!!!
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Damn you, Dawn!!!!!! Lol. I went to prom. I was on the “prom court”. Check me out – all popular & shit! ;-p #notreally 😉
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HA!!! At least Dawn and I are still friends on lovely FB.
Look at you!!
#promstar
#oopspornstar
#yourdaddy
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Facebook friends don’t count!!!! 😉
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Dear Wanker,
No, no I suppose they don’t.
Thank you for your continued patronage.
Regards,
Management
#:)
#beer
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#rootbeer 🙂
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#poopbeer
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Ew. Of course, probably wouldn’t taste much different than real beer…
#hatebeer 🙂
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Beer is the fucking best!! What’s wrong with you???
#derangedbritish
: )
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Most British people think American beer is watered-down crap but I know nothing of these things! I really do hate the taste of beer. 😉 #winecoolersbaby
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#macho !!
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That camerawork sounds fucking UNBEARABLE!!
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It made me want to harm myself…
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Sweet Pappy
My condolences that you had to watch this!
Love
Kidney G
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Dearest and Sweetest Kidney,
I watch these so you don’t have to.
Love,
Eric
#whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat : )
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You’re forgiven.
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I piously burn myself in effigy to you, good lad.
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This sounds terrible and teenagers are the WORST so that’s a double whammy. Be good to yourself, once in a while, dear ei!
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IT WAS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WTF! Lol, you can really find some terrible films PSC! I am sorry you wasted your time here. It looks dreadful and then some!
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This was the fucking WORST and I’ve seen the WORST….
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