Isaacs Picture Conclusions

HAVE YOU EVER SHIT YOUR PANTS? FANTASTIC FOUR (2015)

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The other day I watched this movie to see why everyone hates it so much and, the entire time, I was thinking, what the fuck people?? This movie isn’t that bad at at all. Why is everyone crying about it all the time? I was even thinking it was the best one of the bunch, really. I mean, someone finally got The Thing looking good despite his alarming lack of pants or underwear:

ff2Even though it was unnecessary, I liked how they did the “origin” of how they got their powers and Doctor Doom being pissed off made a lot of sense, I even liked his look and he didn’t just seem like some angry foreigner:

ff3And – I apologize in advance for this next bit but, when I loaded this image it loaded facing right, then I changed it to landscape and then it was looking good in my post-writer but upside down in the preview so I fucked with it for twenty minutes and couldn’t get it right so it was it is – but I actually took some notes on this one and:

20160513_091321.jpgI’ve never seen a movie go SO FUCKING BAD SO QUICK. For real, if a movie could shit itself, this did. Spoilers, I suppose.

So everything’s going OK and then Doctor Doom shows up and he makes everyone fall into another dimension and he’s going to destroy Earth and he’s pretty much all-powerful and he kicks everyone’s ass but then Reed Richards gives a shitty pep talk and they band together and they win and save the day and then they tell the U.S. Army that they no longer work for them and go set up in a building that’s NOT the Baxter Building and have a happy smiley moment and call themselves The Fantastic Four because they’re fantastic and then it’s over. I couldn’t believe how sorry this went. What a joke.

An old friend of mine who I don’t see any longer once went to a Community College and one day, he was going to his car and this girl came over to talk to him. I guess he got nervous and farted and shit himself and had to stand there with shit in his underwear for several minutes before he got in his car to drive home smelling like doo. Then, the next week, THE SAME THING HAPPENED!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! The last 20-something minutes of this movie are the film equivalent of that!! Two-shit-your-pants!!

36 comments

  8. Laura

    Dearest ei,
    This is hilarious! I haven’t seen this and don’t really want to. If I was 10 years younger, I think I’d fancy that young whippersnapper from Whilpash, though. But I guess that’s neither here nor there. Anyway, pants are underpants here, so that’s funny that we call them different things.
    Yours,
    fn

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  10. abbiosbiston

    Yes… but I am not willing to go into any detail.

    On 20 May 2016 at 09:02, Isaacs Picture Conclusions wrote:

    > theipc posted: “Hi and welcome to a new feature here at THE IPC. We are > always looking to not only increase our production here, but also to > develop new and exciting products for you, the consumer, to enjoy all the > time, 24 x 7. We hope you like this and we promise to de” >

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  11. Natasha

    Pappy,

    I want to shit in my pants every time someone does something utterly stupid at work. Luckily I’ve refrained. Still early days though.

    I’m not watching this soon – I think Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan is great in other things and wouldn’t want to start hating them. It would be so sad.

    Love,
    Kidney G

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