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Say what?? : )
The other day I watched this movie to see why everyone hates it so much and, the entire time, I was thinking, what the fuck people?? This movie isn’t that bad at at all. Why is everyone crying about it all the time? I was even thinking it was the best one of the bunch, really. I mean, someone finally got The Thing looking good despite his alarming lack of pants or underwear:
Even though it was unnecessary, I liked how they did the “origin” of how they got their powers and Doctor Doom being pissed off made a lot of sense, I even liked his look and he didn’t just seem like some angry foreigner:
And – I apologize in advance for this next bit but, when I loaded this image it loaded facing right, then I changed it to landscape and then it was looking good in my post-writer but upside down in the preview so I fucked with it for twenty minutes and couldn’t get it right so it was it is – but I actually took some notes on this one and:
I’ve never seen a movie go SO FUCKING BAD SO QUICK. For real, if a movie could shit itself, this did. Spoilers, I suppose.
So everything’s going OK and then Doctor Doom shows up and he makes everyone fall into another dimension and he’s going to destroy Earth and he’s pretty much all-powerful and he kicks everyone’s ass but then Reed Richards gives a shitty pep talk and they band together and they win and save the day and then they tell the U.S. Army that they no longer work for them and go set up in a building that’s NOT the Baxter Building and have a happy smiley moment and call themselves The Fantastic Four because they’re fantastic and then it’s over. I couldn’t believe how sorry this went. What a joke.
An old friend of mine who I don’t see any longer once went to a Community College and one day, he was going to his car and this girl came over to talk to him. I guess he got nervous and farted and shit himself and had to stand there with shit in his underwear for several minutes before he got in his car to drive home smelling like doo. Then, the next week, THE SAME THING HAPPENED!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! The last 20-something minutes of this movie are the film equivalent of that!! Two-shit-your-pants!!
Dearest PSC,
Hell yeah, I think this is a great feature! I hate it when a movie is doing alright and then fucks itself right at the end. Ugh. Useless.
Love,
IJB
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My Dearest IJB,
LOL – there can never be enough shit your pants stories. I can’t BELIEVE how bad this went so fast. What a fucking joke!
I hope you have a great weekend!!!
X x
SSC
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Kind Chop,
Have a good one!
Love,
IJB
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The Best JB,
GO GO BUFFALO!
Love,
Finally home PSSC
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Haha!
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: )))))))))))))))))))))))
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Awesome new feature Eric! Who would shower you with hate? Let me attack ’em!😡 Anyway, I though the first two movies were okay, but nothing to right home about, and I haven’t really been tempted to see this one. I’m very fussy when it comes to superhero movies!
#showeringyou
#withlove
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HA!! You never know!! I always live under the paradigm of “I face public shame every day” : ))))))))))))
I liked the first one and thought the second was disappointing since Galactus is one of my favorite characters ever and they turned him into a cloud. : ( : ( : (
This thing was going good and then POOP!!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!
xoxoxoxox
#lovekim
#finallyhome
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My reply was supposed to be “let me atta ’em” not “attack”. Stupid, bloody auto correct! Grr.😡 I’m glad you’re home Eric. Have a wonderful weekend!
#loveeric
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HA!! Either way!!
#lovekim
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I loved this feature man.
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HA HA!! Thanks! Have a good one!
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I’ll be sure to, hope everything’s going well for you bud.
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Well that’s a title!
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Nothing finer for this blog!
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Um…we told you so?
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I should have listened!!
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Glad I stayed away from this one! It’s a stinker 😀
Great new feature Eric!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Dearest ei,
This is hilarious! I haven’t seen this and don’t really want to. If I was 10 years younger, I think I’d fancy that young whippersnapper from Whilpash, though. But I guess that’s neither here nor there. Anyway, pants are underpants here, so that’s funny that we call them different things.
Yours,
fn
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Dear fn,
I’m not a huge fan of his. I thought Creed did good for what he was asked to do but the movie fucking stunk.
P.S. Creed is Michael Jordan and Creed is one of my favorite movies of the last few years.
Yours,
ei
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Dear ei,
Assuming that’s a different Michael Jordan?
Yours,
fn
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Dearest fn,
Yes – NOT the basketball player from your youth!
Yours,
ei
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Bahahahaha!!! That story at the end is fucking awesome
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HAHAHA!! Can you imagine???
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Ewww now I’m imagining cos you said to! Bastard!
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Don’t shit your pants!
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HAHA! It will be everyone else when I perfect the brown note, you have been warned
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The brown note!!
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Yes… but I am not willing to go into any detail.
On 20 May 2016 at 09:02, Isaacs Picture Conclusions wrote:
> theipc posted: “Hi and welcome to a new feature here at THE IPC. We are > always looking to not only increase our production here, but also to > develop new and exciting products for you, the consumer, to enjoy all the > time, 24 x 7. We hope you like this and we promise to de” >
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I’m listening…..
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Pappy,
I want to shit in my pants every time someone does something utterly stupid at work. Luckily I’ve refrained. Still early days though.
I’m not watching this soon – I think Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan is great in other things and wouldn’t want to start hating them. It would be so sad.
Love,
Kidney G
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Dearest K Giuseppe,
DON’T DO IT!!!!! This movie stunk it up.
Love,
SPG
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Hahaha! “Two-shit-your-pants”! I can’t stop laughing at that. Poor dude.
#foursies
#shitsies
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#twoshitsies
#loosefartsies
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