In the anticipation of putting a new post out Friday – let’s revisit this fun little number (which has something to do with Friday’s potential post!) !
I wrote about this thing a LONG time ago – in 2011 to be exact – and exactly one person has ever looked at it – and it’s a LIKE so I’m not sure of the date – but I think it was very recently when someone and I were discussing a movie script so – I could reprint the thing here but I thought I would give it another go and see if I liked it as much as I did 3 and 1/2 fucking years ago and – I sure did – and here I come armed with my own ability to make screen shots! So – be careful and this is NSFW and I’ve had a couple cocktails so who knows if I’ll talk too much or make any sense and #boobs and I love this movie and I think everyone should watch it except for people who have sticks and other sundry items up their butts, like a half of a horseshoe or, perhaps, an apple slice or maybe even an apple cobbler, but this is good fun and a fun, fun example of indie horror filmmaking.
For any longer term reader out here, you’ll recall, fondly, that I am a huge fan of the TGOGTSBPOOBO sub-genre and this is all about it! This is not the type of movie that wants to include or exhibit Oscar caliber acting or weepy, cry inducing scenes of sheer brilliance that your heart will melt and you’ll be moved to rethink history or the war on terrorism or how some dude can’t talk in public – this movie is about: blood, skin and slasher-murder. It’s absolutely hilarious and I applaud the team that made it!
To open: this Spirit Camp girl ↓ sneaks away from a round of Campfire Stories and just wants to get laid:
Too bad though – Spirit Camp guy is more into other Spirit Camp guys so he rejects her pushy come-ons and splits to go join other Spirit Camp guys in card playing and pinochle and, likely, butthole sex moonlight canoeing. Did I just come up with a new term for butthole sex?? Moonlight Canoeing??? I think i did and I like it!! Anyway, she puts her shirt back on and heads back to the campfire and SLASH!!!! She gets murdered in the woods!!! Blood squirts everywhere. Squirt squirt squirt.
Fast forward to a couple of years later and a girl is getting ready to go to Spirit Camp. Her boyfriend just wants to get laid one more time but she says no, but he is allowed to um – um….. er…….. have some cherry pie…..
Later, at Spirit Camp, the girls get a lecture from the camp counselor, and then the head cheerleader before they disperse to their bungalows to talk about sex and smoke weed.
Elsewhere, a cheerleader running late to the opening ceremony meets the killer FACE TO FACE!!!
Elsewhere, the groundskeeper who is always cutting wood and may or may not be the killer does some peeping. One of the things I loved about this is the constant “killing weapon in front of the moon technique”. SHRIEK!!! CHOP CHOP CHOP!! STAB STAB STAB STAB!
Oh, and I also loved: Soon we are down to the last three candidates for murder…
“I’ll swim across the lake because I’m the best swimmer! I’ll get the boys to help us!!” Someone says.
“The boys???” Someone replies. “They won’t be able to help us because they’re always Moonlight Canoeing!!!”
“I’ll try anyways!!!” She says and plops in the water.
Will she be eaten by the random alligator or sliced to death by the killer?? Who knows! Later, tied to a table and being given The Sex by a guy wearing this:
the blond from a few pics above pics her handcuffs with a bobby pin! STAB!! She stabs her assailant, removes his mask and runs off. “If you wanted to tie me up and fuck me, all you had to do was ask!!!” She screams, knowing his identity.
And there we go. I won’t spoil the end for you but this is really good fun for a guy like me. If you’re in the mood for something like BOYHOOD – this won’t be for you. If you’re in the mood for boobs, blood and body counts – this is all about it!
Looks like a titillating film.
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Oh it is!! Titillating to the T!
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Sounds like my kind of film.
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It’s pure fun!
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I can imagine mi amigo.
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Totally my kind of movie : )
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I totally can see why Eric, boobs and horror always get your vote.
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You know it!
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Well at least it’s boobs and not discussion of Markey Mark’s dong, hehe.
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Yes – there was way too much dong talk out here yesterday…
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You could say it was a dongtacular day, haha.
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YOU could say that!! HAHAHAHA : )
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Between your picture of Wahlberg to my posts on suits, leather and banana hammocks, it was an eventful day.
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Yes it sure was!
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It’s just another day for us x-rated blogging brothers.
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LOL!! So true!
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Eric, you crack me up!
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A visit from Ashley!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
How are you , my friend??
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Laughing my arse off when I was reading this post. 😀 x x x
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Looks like a film I can definitely get behind. Fun review!
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This movie is totally awesome! You’ll love it!
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The pics look awesome, so it must be good!
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As long as you don’t expect too much, you should be entertained!
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I’m in the mood for Boyhood… 😉
Oh! Yeah! I remember being a cheerleader & looking like a porn star just like in that poster, though… lol! 🙂
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Sentence One: …………………………………………………………. kill me now.
Sentence Two: PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!
#wanker
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Nice review Pen 🙂 though I miss Shitfest it’s awesome getting these reviews again!! And I’m very likely to watch this!!!!!
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I miss Shitfest as well Emma, but at least there is the next round of it.
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THANK YOU CLAM!!!!!!!!!
I would love it if you would watch this and we could talk about it!!
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I will watch it!! 🙂 I have a rather big ‘watch list’ at the moment haha but I promise to get on track with these recommendations!!! Love Clam
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Sweet!!!!
I do hope you like it!
Love Pen
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I will do! 🙂
Love Clam
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Now I have to watch this because I don’t want a horseshoe up my butt!
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You always have the funniest comments Luke.
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You better because if you don’t, when you arrive here to do some filming, I’ll putt a horseshoe straight up in there….
#RaisingHell
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Thanks for the laugh Eric! You almost made me want to watch this… almost 😉
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YAY!!!!!! Happy Tuesday!!!!!!
(You COULD do worse with your time : ) )
xx
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too true! It seems a good alternative to a Steven Seagal’s film (late years)
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That will work!!!! Or anything with Jack Black!!! : ) : ) : )
xx
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Chilly night in the woods, it looks a bit nipple-y…did I say nipple? I meant nippy…
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Oh – it’s nipple-y all right! Just what the doctor ordered too!
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This reminds me of the eighties slasher Cheerleader Camp, but with more tits and shagging.
I think I’ll be checking this slut out.
#moonlightcanoeing
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You should, it’s good fucking fun!
#moonlightcanoeing
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I hope the slut you are referring to is the movie Damian, we wouldn’t want you getting too carried away.
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I think he’s referring to himself….
#sluts
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Dirty Damian, eh.
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Amen.
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He’s back along with Satrap and his dirty mind, hehe.
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LOL
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Actually where is Damian? Haven’t seen him on the blogosphere today.
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I haven’t had from him…..
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Strangely enough as I posted that comment, he replied to something I wrote.
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Nice!
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This film’s a filthy slut and she wants it!
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Damian you dirty devil.
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She wants a spanking!
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and bumming.
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I’m watching Steve Austin dismantle an airplane engine by hand!
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In slow motion!?
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It was actually very fast motion!
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I can’t bloody wait to review this bitch!
#sixmilliondollarman
#bitch
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#nuns
#engines
#moonlightcanoeing
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I hope Steve slaps a nun on the arse with his bionic hand!
#bionicarseslaps
#goats
#moonlightcanoeing
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He does threaten to use force on them….
#force
#nunasses
#dalerobertson
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Good ol’ Steve!
#sexynuns
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#sexwithnuns
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#godsluts
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#slutsforsale
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Too funny, me, you and Eric seem to be part of a trio that delights in debauchery, dirtiness and smut, hehe.
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We’re so naughty!
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We all deserve a spanking from a mistress of sin for our depraved behaviour. haha
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Filthy boys!
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We can’t help it, we just love the filth.
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You should check out Eric’s review of Machete, especially the comment section. We were having an interesting conversation over there that may interest you.
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And then rub my balls!!
#ballrub
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Who, me or Damian? haha.
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Damian!
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Oh OK, my hands are full anyway.
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We’ll have to see if he heads on over to the post though.
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true!
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I’m sure we’ll find out soon. I wonder what he’ll make of our conversation.
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He’ll probably make a boner!
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That’s one possibility, where is Damian anyway?
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Maybe he’s at the pub throwing darts….?
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It’s a good guess Eric.
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We could always go back to that conversation and then Damian can join later. If so, I’ll see you on the Machete review.
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I can’t find the review, mate.
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Check his movie index.
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Have you found it yet, mate?
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Yeah, just read it!
#threeways
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Feel free to join the conversation Damian.
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oh and
#turtlenecks
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Why Damian you’re in a raunchy and highly-sexed mood today aren’t you? hehe.
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So not part of Shitfest then?
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear SSC,
I don’t know if this is my thing so much hahahaha! Glad to see you mostly enjoyed it!
Love,
JB
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Dear IJB,
Probably not. It is always here to make sure It is aware of potential landmines.
Love,
ISC
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Blood, boobs and bodies! The 3 B’s! Needed for our daily essential vitamins…
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YOU KNOW IT, BABY!!!
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I love that you’ve nailed this sub-genre down to a fine art! This sounds like something I would find amazingly horrible but a lot of fun!
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It actually is a lot of fun!
#secretvillagies
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Good memories of a crappy film!
#ergoties
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Ergoties!!!!
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You mean this isn’t the Boyhood prequel?!
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NO!!!!!!!!! : ((((((((((((((((((((((
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Sounds like the dream IPC movie!!!
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I always call butthole sex ‘moonlight canoeing’
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Who doesn’t?
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