First off, I’d like to go on record and state that I hate that movie poster so fucking much that it goes on the #BazookaList and I can’t put that out as my featured image so I’ll free associate Sarah Hyland to Sofia Vergara’s mighty bosom and use a classy picture of her as my image instead. Secondly, I haven’t been traveling much lately but I’ve still been busier than fuck so, when I have ten free minutes I have watched Marcella and just started Hinterland. It takes me about three days to get through an hour long TV show (Mrs The IPC and I watch other things when I am off work) so there’s nothing exciting to report on that front other than Marcella was great and Hinterland is good but it’s fucking Welsh and I can barely understand the English they speak. Lastly, this movie was really fucking lame.
Haley Dunphy and her buddies are going across the country visiting the most evil places ever. Like the Helter Skelter house and Anton Levey’s original workshop. No one does a particularly good job of acting and nothing is frightening and eventually they rescue a half clothed girl from a Satanic ritual. OH! Note: towards the beginning they are lost in Los Angeles at night and see a girl screaming at them from some abandoned building’s window.
AW SNAP!! Old boy dropped his cell phone at the ritual and now they’re all up shit creek!!! Well, the girl they saved has his phone, calls them for a drop off and then comes back to their hotel for some partying, beer drinking, dancing and girl on girl kissing.
Then, naturally, as all homeless, hobo, mystery girls do, she draws a pentagram on the wall, disrobes and kills herself by slitting her own throat. *Spoilers* Guess what? Then all of the rest of them start dying in various ways and *What the fuck people* the girl screaming at them from the abandoned building’s window is Haley Dunphy herself. So they throw some time warping bullshit in here for no fucking reason??? UGH.
You might be surprised to learn that when I googled “Satanic movie 2016′ I found a lot of very bizarre images involving naked women with very hairy – um – hoo haws, lots of images of the movie The VVitch, some dongs, Kevin Hart, Ethan Hawke and, most importantly, Ellen Page. I don’t know who tagged her as “Satan” but I can go along with that.
I also saw a reference to Prince of Darkness!! YES!! One of my favorite movies! If you’re interested in getting your Satan on – I would totally point you in that direction instead of this shit.
P.S.
I hadn’t heard of this, and now I’m glad! I am going to check out Prince of Darkness though!
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Prince of Darkness rules!!
I got trapped in Chicago yesterday because of weather. Now I’m sitting in the airport trying to get on a flight into New York. These flights are starting to be absolute fucking nightmares
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Bloody hell Eric! They’ve got you running everywhere! Do you ever have time to visit any cool places like in NYC? If I ever get there the first thing I’m checking out is the New York Public Library.
#hugsforyou
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I don’t – I never have time to do anything other than work, eat and sleep. I did drive by the Brooklyn Bridge the other day. That was kind of neat : )
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😢😢😢😢
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Yep : (((((((((((((((((((((
I have never been this busy at work in my life….
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I hope things get a little less hectic for you soon Eric.
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I’m not trying to be a moany baby but I think things are going to just get worse. The work isn’t that bad aside from not being able to hang around with you all. It’s the travel that’s a ball breaker…
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Feel free to moan away Eric! The travel just sounds unbearable!
#extrahugsforyou
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Well I think I can successfully avoid this if I try real hard.
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Good call!!!
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Yeah, dude, that poster is all sorts of bad and (unsurprisingly) the reason why I avoided this one altogether. No movie with a poster that bad could possibly be good.
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You know, at least they tried but then they slap that poster on this thing? What a fucking joke.
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All good, I actually was planning to watch this one but will stare at your last photo for 1 hour and half instead. 😆
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Good luck with this, my friend.
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Dear PSC,
This sounds… delightful. Oh well. Pity you wasted your time on this.
Love,
JJB
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Dearest IJB,
Delightful it is not but It tries to chronicle what It looks at. It misses It. It is so fucking busy.
Love,
ISC
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Kindest PSC,
It has been wondering where It had gone
Love,
IJB
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Dearest IJB,
It never has time to do shit except Tuesday mornings when It’s overlords are away. It misses It.
Love,
ISC
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Kindest ISSC,
It sucks to hear that 😦 It misses It lots! Hope It has a quiet Tuesday to catch up at least.
Love,
IJB
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Dearest JIB,
I think I was finally able to get caught up. It is tired.
Love,
ISSC
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…….I’ll still probably watch this. I like Haley Dunphy. I also really like that last pic. Kudos, good sir!
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Well – good luck with this one! And – #yourewelcome
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GO IPC GO !!! I’m way behind on my reading…
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I’m trying…. I don’t know if you get responses to these but you HAVE to watch The Nice Guys!
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Noted….The Nice Guys – will look for it…
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I totally loved it. Thoughts out tomorrow if you have time…
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That image at the end (Prince of Darkness?) is frigging genius.
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Yep, Prince of Darkness! Great movie even if it is a little 80s…
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Sweetest Pappy
I absolutely love how random (or disturbing) Google searches can turn out.
This sounds stupid. The Modern Family girl obviously has no idea how to properly get fame to work for her.
Love,
Kidney
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Sweetest Kidney,
it was wretched.
Love!
Uncle Papp!
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Prince of Darkness is so frickin good. Easily my second favourite Carpenter film after Halloween.
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