Well…. hello there! The other day I watched a movie while I was not on an airplane and decided to break my silence and talk about it. My silence is caused by an unrelenting and unbelievable stress of work… I’ve never worked this hard in my life – CRY CRY CRY – anyway, I am going to position this post in the way that this movie positions itself – meaning, the dialogue will be screwy but we’re dusting off the cobwebs and firing up this laptop for the first time in a month… so let’s see what happens…
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE is a very pretty movie. It is very well shot and put together.
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE has two very pretty principal actresses. I believe they are both English so when they are doing their best American accents they come across a little dodgy.
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE has a LOT of blurry shit that is evidenced in the picture below. I didn’t understand the need for the consistent dark blurriness or the constant voice-over.
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE has Bob Balaban in it. You can take him or leave him. I prefer to leave him.
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE shows an upside down chair on a wall repeatedly. This worked my OCD constantly and I don’t understand it. TIC TIC TIC.
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE runs about an hour and a half and it felt like it took me 8 hours to get through it.
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE has exactly ONE effective scene that really worked for me or I would put this on the #BazookaList
I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE ends stupidly.
I appreciate I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE but it will take you a lot of work to get through it.
I miss you all!
We miss you too Eric. Good to see a review from you.
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Thanks!
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Always great to talk to you buddy.
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Good to see you, Eric! x o x
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Good to see YOU, Ashley!! XOXOXOXOXO
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My sweetest pappy!
I was about to send out my famed search parties for you! So sorry to hear you are so overloaded right now, hopefully you get some ease in workload soon.
Seems like a pretty stupid ending for the film!
Love,
Kidney
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Sweet, sweet Kidney!
I sure do miss you – I hope you’re doing OK and still wearing clothes under your lab coat!
#JagerClink
Love,
Uncle Paps
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Pappy!
When the weather permits!
Love, Kidney
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Hey man, sorry you are working yourself too hard, I do hope things get easy for you This movie looks dumb, it may take me a week to get through it if it only took u 8 hours
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Wazzup Vern??
I can’t even believe how hard this job is. I guess I got used to all of the pork and bloatiness of the last one for so long…. I would like to hear what you think about this thing…
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great to see you’re still alive Eric (despite being stuck in Jersey Hell)
come back, come back… we all want a new shitfest! (besides seeing ur beautiful posts)
Hang in there bud!
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a new shitfest would be great but there’s NO WAY I could dedicate any time to it… those are a lot of work!
good to hear from you – thanks for coming by!
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Anytime my friend!
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I am so confused now about this movie, what is it… 😆 great review but dazed and confused person here. Don’t like that chair thingy at all, wld drive me crazy as well.. lol
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That fucking chair!!
*squint squint squint
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Eric! You’re back!😊 I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed you! I’m sorry that the job craziness hasn’t settled down. Is there any end in sight? I was thinking that this movie might be my cup of tea, but now I’m not so sure. And the chair would drive me crazy too.😕
#ginourmoushugs
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I too offer many hugs.
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KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!
Hi!! How is it going??? I won’t be around much but I am here for a little bit today!!
Miss you!!
You never know – you might like it. It’s really good to look at : )
#HUGSHUGSHUGS
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I just said to my husband the other day “I hope Eric’s doing okay.” I lost your email too.😕 Are you enjoying most of the job except for the flying and running around parts?
#loveeric
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Look what November’s got us here!
– A big fan of your reviews!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
xoxo
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Yeah, other than being pretty to look at, this movie is bullshit.
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I think that’s fair although if I compare it to the last movie I watched – Sorority Slaughterhouse – this thing is jizz worthy. Sorority Slaughterhouse is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in any language from any decade.
Nice to hear from you!
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Lol, I guess on my spectrum of movie-watching this movie is bullshit because I don’t go near some of the same movies you do. You’re a brave man! Nice to hear from you as well, always excited to see a new post from you!
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It ‘s on Netflix, a new addition or release, and I’m planning to watch it soon…. but….. sounds like you think it’s cr*p…… so I won’t. I don’t have time anymore for movies that are not recommended.
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I don’t think you’re missing much…
Hi!!
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I miss you EI! Sorry to hear that work is nuts, I hope you get a bit of a break soon. Nice write-up. That upside down chair is freaking me out though.
#iamtheprettythingthatlivesinthehousies
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Anna!!!
How are you?? Do you ever get your Shitfest tattoo??
#tattoosies
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PSC! We miss you! Yeah, apparently this one is quite crap, but loved the review!
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Dearest IJB,
Whooooooooooooooooop! Hopefully I can get something written before another month goes by… CRY CRY CRY
LOVE,
SPSC
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Good to see you back mate!! Good fun reading your stuff again 🙂
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Thank you kindly!!
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I agree with all of these statements. Beautiful movie, but man, wasted opportunity.
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And Bob Balaban!
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What’s up with the upside down chair?! I need to know!!!! This is stressing me out….
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What the hell?? Who is this??
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I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE! 😁
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Are you the thing that goes around calling the letter Z “zed”??
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No way – I’m not one of those British weirdos. I’m an AMERICAN! #fuckyeah 😉
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#tosser
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We miss you too! Ugh ‘I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE’ sounds to me like it should more properly be called ‘I AM THE PRETENTIOUS TWATWAFFLERY THAT FOOLED YOU INTO THINKING I MIGHT BE A DECENT HAUNTED HOUSE FLICK HAHAHA’ 🙂
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NICOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss you!!! What have you been up to???????????
LOL at your comment : ) : )
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Booooooooooooooooooooooo work.
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FUCK THAT SHIT!
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This may be the most boring horror movie I’ve ever tried to watch. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring!
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Fair enough!
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Wow, Eric. I forgot what you look like already! Great review, especially your ticking OCD. I have that too, you know. I can’t stand misplaced items. Don’t think I’ll ever catch this one, though it seemed to have potential at first. Great name. I’m way to busy binging through Penny Dreadful at the moment. If you’re an Eva Green fan, that’s the series for you. Good to have ya back, pal 🙂
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