Hi! I am the epileptic moondancer, aka dingbat, or Jordan Dodd.
The almighty SHITFEST shall return, no matter any obstacles I may face! I hope that it can be half as fun as it was a couple of years ago and before that when I wasn’t around to participate.
SO SPREAD THE WORD FOLKS!
This shit(fest) ain’t going nowhere if I can help it. Though the above image may need to change as this may spread over to next year. But no matter!!
Side note – thanks to Eric for the kind words when suggesting this last year!! I managed to either miss that post or completely forgot about it.. no surprises there.
I won’t try to pretend to be as funny as Eric because that seems damned near impossible, but I’ll try!
SO!! Attention all past and future participants! Anyone, and –everyone– is welcome to take part.
Simply pick a film that you despise, or hey, maybe you love it but want to take a giant stinking dump on it.
Better yet, get your dog to take a shit on the DVD and take a photo! Perfect!
Either way, go at it and rip it to shreds!
It is up to you: go the route I went last time – drinking as much as possible and rambling like a maniac, which I suppose is appropriately Australian – or critique a flick that everyone else seemed to love.
(I’m looking directly at you, Baby Driver, you fucking hipster piece of garbage).
ANYWAY, to end this essay of pure bile, I again call on ALL BLOGGERS FAR AND WIDE to apply and contribute to the almighty event that shall be #SHITFEST2017.
Tell your friends!
Let us bring it back, WITH A VENGEANCE NEVER BEFORE SEEN!
Let us bring about an apocalypse of shitwind! Can you hear the winds of shit blowing?
Feel free to email me at dodd dot jordan at gmail dot com, or tweet me @epileptimaniak for details/entries/whatever!
Or, if you feel like being uber awesome, check out my own meager blog at https://epilepticmoondancer.net.