Another one of the Alter short films, I absolutely loved this thing. It’s funny, sexy, Satan-y and even a little bloody. Great job team! I don’t know if I can pull off a full piece on an 8 minute movie but we’ll see what happens. Maybe I’ll start drinking beer and ramble on and on about something irrelevant and stupid, which is not unexpected at this place. I’ll also have to spoil but can you really spoil an 8 minute movie?
Five chicks get together to perform a ritual and summon a demon!! To do so she must commit the ultimate sacrifice and murder herself!! The demon appears out of the shadows!! He’s covered in hair!! He’s not wearing any clothes- especially pants!! As he’s eating his victim’s arm, one girl gets distracted and breaks the ritual by looking at him. In a surprise move, he gives her cooch a couple of long sniffs and leaves. “god damn it Carol! Julia killed herself for nothing!” Someone screams.
Next up its Carol’s turn to commit homicide on herself but – while the others are chanting – she just draws a little blood, summons him out and they promptly get to humping the best way they know how – missionary position! There’s even a Finish Off Blowie to cap things off before they lie back and she starts talking about her feelings. Can you see where this is going? #typicalman
Next time she kills one of her friends and he shows up, hesitantly, gets a giant boner and they hump it up again. #nonflaccid I’ve always wondered out here why everyone from hell is always so horny… as we begin to close we get a pretty awesome montage of her killing a bunch of people, trying to get him to come back but he just won’t. I guess even hairy demons have commitment issues. I guess I won’t spoil the twist at the end but it’s pretty clever and includes the line “I guess he was just there to get his rocks off?” Hahaha! On a final note, I found this on the internet the other. Sage advice!