Category Archives: 2012

THE INNKEEPERS (2011) FOUR TOP HATS

January 29, 2016 by theipc

Another oldie from the IPC golden year of 2012 : ) Jut look at all of those quotation marks… I have been waiting for this movie to be released for a year or so and Ti West’s The Innkeepers is finally out. I have seen a couple of his movies, one I really, really liked – The House of the Devil, the other is Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever which I didn’t care too much for, but I don’t think it’s West’s […]

Categories: 2012, Four Top Hats, No Boobs, Thriller • Tags: Ghost Story, Haunted Hotel, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Kelly McGillis, Madeline O'Malley, Pat Healy, Sara Paxton, The Innkeepers Movie Review, Ti West

ANGST (2003) TWO TOP HATS

January 27, 2016 by theipc

Not that I’m being too lazy but I haven’t been around a laptop that I can do WordPress on in weeks and I have forsaken trying to do a post on my phone or ipad… I don’t know how you guys do it. Plus, no one but one person has ever gone back and read the old shit so here’s something fun only one person has ever seen, complete with a homemade movie poster I did when I was trying […]

Categories: 2012, Boobs, GROSS!!, HUH???, Two Top Hats • Tags: #tacos, Angry Vaginas, Angst (2003) Movie Review, Boobs, Dennis Conway, Fiona Horsey, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Man Eating Vaginas, The Chambermaid, Twisted Sisters

GIRLS GONE DEAD (2012) THREE TOP HATS

January 21, 2016 by theipc

I was looking for a new movie in iTunes for my trip home tomorrow and saw that this thing from 2012 is in the “recent bestsellers” category so I thought I would issue out a warning …. Good luck! I was going to finish the week off with another retro post but it is Friday and The Good and Off Work Reader might be looking for something new to watch this weekend and might be getting ready to pull the […]

Categories: 2012, Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Boobs, Brandy Whitford, Caley Hayes, Girls Gone dead (2012) Movie Review, Katie Peterson, Krystyna Ahlers, Linnea Quigley, Not Very Good, Ryan Keely, Shea Stewart

DEVIL WEEK 2015: DEVIL SEED (2012) THREE TOP HATS

August 27, 2015 by theipc

This also appears to be called The Devil in Me (but I guess that name was too close to something that got a LOT of bad press) so they either changed it to The Darkness (or that’s what it’s called elsewhere) and then DEVIL SEED. BUT – this gets one of those, well, shrug, eh, I’ve seen much worse. No offense to any Limp Bizkit fans, but this reminds me of any L.B. song; it’s good but there’s something about it that is not […]

Categories: 2012, Boobs, Devil Week, Ghosts, HUH???, Movie Reviews, SATAN!, Three Top Hats • Tags: Danielle White, Demons, Devil Seed Movie Review, Exorcism, Kevin Jake Walker, Michelle Argyris, Old Scratch, Piss, Shantelle Canzanese, The Darkness Movie Review, The Devil in Me Movie Review, Vanessa Broze

ATM (2012) TWO TOP HATS

August 19, 2015 by theipc

I put off renting this movie for a few weeks since I saw it pop up on iTunes because, honestly, I didn’t want to spend the “pre-theatrical release” rental fee for a movie about three people trapped in an enclosed ATM kiosk with someone out there silently threatening to kill them. I thought the trailer looked decent enough but I just didn’t feel like justifying the dough for a movie about three people trapped in an ATM structure. With some […]

Categories: 2012, Hostages, Two Top Hats • Tags: Alice Eve, ATM Movie Review, Brian Geraghty, Josh Peck, No Boobs, Not Very Exciting, Pretty Stupid

(REC) 3: GENESIS (2012) FOUR TOP HATS

January 14, 2015 by theipc

*In honor of the post I want to try and make for tomorrow – here’s my old thoughts on (REC) 3: GENESIS – SPOILER: I LOVED IT!* I’m happy to report back that, after all of the wait for this entry into the series, this was totally worth it, completely bloody, very gory and pretty awesome! If you’re new around here or missed my thoughts on the first two they can be found here: THE DOUBLE FEATURE: (REC) & (REC) 2 […]

Categories: 2012, Four Top Hats, Spanish, The Triple Play, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: (REC) 3 Genesis Movie Review, Diego Martín, Javier Botet, Leticia Dolera, Paco Plaza, Pretty Awesome, The (REC) Movie Franchise Reviewed, Very Gory

JIMMY TUPPER VS THE GOATMAN OF BOWIE (2010)

September 9, 2014 by theipc

I had to make my own screenshots for a movie last week and, as I was flipping through the images on my iPad, I found some old grabs I made for this and thought I would re-publish for the newer Most Beloveds. This is one of those movies that I find difficult to talk about. Well – not difficult to TALK about because I can have a couple of drinks and run my mouth to no end – or, in […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Andrew Bowser, Brittany Latorre, Found Footage, Jimmy Tupper vs The Goatman of Bowie Movie Review, Kind of Boring, Michael Eller, Rose Rodkey

MAGIC MIKE (2012) ONE STRATEGICALLY PLACED TOP HAT

June 13, 2014 by table9mutant

Magic Mike (2012) Directed by Steven Soderbergh Starring: Channing Tatum Alex Pettyfer Cody Horn Matt Bomer Olivia Munn Joe Manganiello Matthew McConaughey Running time: 110 minutes Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia) The plot revolves around Adam, a 19-year-old who enters the world of male stripping, guided by Mike Lane, who has been in the business for six years. The film is loosely based on the experiences of Channing Tatum, who was an 18-year-old stripper in Tampa, Florida. A Word Before The […]

Categories: 2012, Boobs, HUH???, Movie Reviews, One Top Hat, WOAH! • Tags: 2012, Alex Pettyfer, Bums, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth, Cinema Parrot Disco, Cock, Cody Horn, Coyote Ugly, Eric Loves Matthew McConaughey, Full Metal Jacket, Humping Around, I LOVE CHRIS HEMSWORTH, Joe Manganiello Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike, Matt Bomer, Me So Horny, Movies, Naked, Naked Torsos, Olivia Munn, One Top Hat, Review, Steven Soderbergh, Strippers, This Movie Sucks

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STATIC (2012) FOUR TOP HATS

October 11, 2013 by theipc

I don’t normally post twice in one day but since everyone already knew I loved GRAVITY, here’s something else to talk about. Plus, I am going to keep this pretty short since there’s probably not a decent way to go about this without giving it all away. I liked this movie – kind of a lot – but I don’t think it’s going to be for everyone… it’s slow (which I like), the characters don’t do stupid shit, it looks […]

Categories: 2012, 2013, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Thriller • Tags: Home Invasion, I've Seen Much Much Worse, Milo Ventimiglia, No Boobs, Not Too Bad, Sara Paxton, Sarah Shahi, Static 2012 Movie Review, William Mapother, You Can Do Worse Than This

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