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GRABBERS (2012) FOUR TOP HATS

November 9, 2016 by theipc

In the absence of being able to write anything new, I thought I would share my thoughts (again) on this movie I just love. I was able to watch this the other day and absolutely loved it all over again. Feckin awesome. I wish every movie could be this fun. I’m getting ready to go dump a bunch of praise on this movie because I absolutely LOVED it. It’s an Irish monster movie with it’s tongue so far in it’s […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Four Top Hats, No Boobs, Sci - Fi • Tags: Aliens, Bronagh Gallagher, Clelia Murphy, Drunk Fuckers!, Grabbers 2013 Movie Review, Irish Bastards!, Jon Wright, Loved It, No Boobs, Richard Coyle, Russell Tovey, Ruth Bradley, Science Fiction

THE LAST DAYS ON MARS (2013) FOUR TOP HATS

August 29, 2016 by theipc

I just watched this for the first time in three years and I really liked it again. Then I checked out this post from THREE YEARS ago and thought it would be OK to share again. I’m really starting like Liev Shreiber. I love him in Ray Donovan. I also loved how this thing too it’s time and did it right. Love it. I don’t know how short I am going to keep this because sometimes I have one, maybe […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Sci - Fi, Thriller • Tags: Beautiful, Elias Koteas, Goran Kostic, I Fucking Loved It, Liev Schreiber, No Boobs, Not as Good as Gravity Though, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai, Ruairi Robinson, SCI-FI / Horror, Space, The Last Days on Mars

SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 5: FIVE ACROSS THE EYES (2006)

March 23, 2016 by theipc

Howdy! This post serves two purposes… 1) I watched a movie on the plane the other day that reminded me of this horrible piece of shit (hope to write about it soon) and 2) Shitfest 2016 is coming!!! We’re working out some procedural kinks but we should have a big announcement ready soon!! We don’t want to not have everything in order and be premature ejac – um – remov – um we just want everything to be solid so […]

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INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (2009) FOUR NAZI SCALPS

January 2, 2014 by theipc

I don’t know what I’m doing here today. I don’t know what dumb ole me could say about this that hasn’t already been said by much better people and writers than me… I really love most of this movie but, like I wrote about in DEATH PROOF – there’s just way too much goddamned talking in parts of this, some of which makes it dreadfully boring in parts (say, the first life draining and eternal movie theater scene) so I […]

Categories: 2013, Action, Drama, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, Very Gory • Tags: Bad Ass Hebrews, Bloody Fucker, Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Denis Ménochet, Diane Kruger, Eli Roth, Eli Roth SUCKS, Frenchmen, Inglorious Basterds Movie Review, Mélanie Laurent, Melanie Laurent is SMOKING HOT, Michael Fassbender, Nazi Scalps, No Boobs, Quentin Tarantino, Til Schweiger

ANTISOCIAL (2013) NOT TOO BAD

January 1, 2014 by theipc

*There IS a spoiler below – although it’s not something you couldn’t figure out from the trailer* Someone once told me that every movie is someone’s favorite movie – and I totally believe that. If you look at this movie, I can totally see this being someone’s favorite thing. It’s very low budget, it’s a little slow at times, the acting is kind of dodgy from a couple of the cast and it’s filled with Canadians “OOT and ABOOTing” their […]

Categories: 2013, Four Top Hats, No Boobs, Very Gory • Tags: Adam Christie, Ana Alic, Antisocial 2013 Movie Review, Ascending Score, Cody Calahan, Cody Ray Thompson, Laurel Brandes, Lots of Canadians, Michelle Mylett, Nice and Bloody, No Boobs, OOT and ABOOT

THE ENTITY (1982) 3 GHOST FONDLES

December 30, 2013 by theipc

I remember seeing this movie on video-tape back when it first came out – if this was released in 1982 then it probably became available in 1983 or 4 so I would have been living at _________ and this was still back when it was safe, so a kid could walk a mile to the local video store and pick up a sleazy movie that the stoned teenager working the counter didn’t give a fuck how old you were. With […]

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HERE COMES THE DEVIL (2013) FOUR TOP HATS!

December 27, 2013 by theipc

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH!!! This movie rocked my lame ass. It’s been an XMAS miracle that I’ve seen a couple of really good movies lately. Screw 8MM and MAD COWGIRL – give me this and WAWWA any day. This thing rocked from start to finish – I mean, yeah there’s a few slow moments but – hey – who cares? This post may contain some spoilers regarding the plot but not the big reveal or the ending. This movie is totally worth […]

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8MM – I FEEL SO UNCLEAN

December 26, 2013 by theipc

Did everyone have a happy holiday?? Is anyone reading anything today?? I have to go back to work in a few hours from when this publishes…. : ( BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO work!!! BOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Anyway – so – did you have a good XMAS? Did you eat a Christmas Goose? Did you warm your cockles by the fire? Did you make snow angels while nekkid??? (Pics please) I love this time of the year – except for the last few years […]

Categories: 2013, 90s, Boobs, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, Slasher, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: 8MM 1999 Movie Review, Amy Morton, Anthony Heald, Boobs, Catherine Keener, Chris Bauer, Despair and Agony, Filth and Shame, FUCKING UNCLEAN, Gloom and Disgust, James Gandolfini, Jenny Powell, Joaquin Phoenix, Joel Schumacher, Nicolas Cage, Peter Stormare

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE IPC : )

December 25, 2013 by theipc

The 25th is a big day around the world – so if this is hitting you at the close of the day – I hope you’ve had a good one!!! For me, by the time this publishes, I will be asleep in bed with MRS THE IPC and our dogs – and maybe a cat or two. It will be warm and wonderful and a happy thing. I wish you ALL nothing but the best and THANK YOU for everything […]

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