2018 | Isaacs Picture Conclusions

MOTHER! (2017) ARONOFSKY PORKS THE OLD TESTAMENT

September 21, 2018 by theipc

This thing is basically going to talk about the end so: SPOILERS. Out of the few Aronofsky films I’ve seen, I hated them all. There’s that for you. So when I finally had a chance to watch the movie where they eat a baby, I gave it as shot figuring I would hate it but I didn’t. It wasn’t enjoyable but it was far better than the wretched The Wrestler which I absolutely loathed so much that I wanted to […]

Categories: 2018, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Boobs, Dongs, Ed Harris, Javier Barden, Jebus, Jennifer Lawrence, Michelle Pfeifer, mother! movie review, worthless allegory

KILLER KART (2012) THE SHOPPING CART RISETH

September 14, 2018 by theipc

I don’t have as much time to watch movies like I was able to when I stepped away three years ago and I don’t have to be imprisoned in a fucking airplane/airport for 13 hours twice a week, but I have found that I can sneak in a short film on YouTube every now and then. The ones I’ve watched have been around 15 to 30 minutes and they have mostly been quite good. Soooooo let’s see if we can […]

Categories: 2018, Death and Destruction, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Uncategorized • Tags: christine Rodriguez, decapitations, elly Schaefer, grocery carts, Guts, james Feeney, killer kart, ray bouchard, short films

HEREDITARY GOES BALLS DEEP{

September 11, 2018 by theipc

I’m bored at work today for the first time in three years so I’m trying an experiment and doing a post from my phone. Normally I wouldn’t bother with this kind of shit but let’s see what happens. I’m sure I’ll fuck something up. This is a really well made movie. Toni Colette acts her non-nude ass off. The writer / director uses some of that Old School Devilness that we all grew up on, learning which level of Hell […]

Categories: 2018, Four Top Hats, Ghosts, No Boobs, SATAN!, Uncategorized • Tags: chopped off heads, Gabriel Byrne, hereditary, No Boobs, Satan!!, toni Colette

JB AND THE CHOP DO: BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH TWO

February 20, 2018 by theipc

As always, I’m too late to the dance and missed the initial post about this one. But – want to see what we thought of this miserable piece of shit?? OOPS – spoilers! Click the poster above if you haven’t already!

Categories: 2018, Boobs, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Population Sample, SATAN!, Two Top Hats • Tags: book of shadows: blair witch two, CRAP, Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez, Erica Leerhsen, Heather Donahue, Jeffrey Donovan, Joe Berlinger, Joshua Leonard, Kim Director, Michael C. Williams, Patricia DeCou, shit, Stephen Barker Turner, the blair witch project

JB AND THE CHOP DO: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)

February 9, 2018 by theipc

Hello and welcome to another installment of the JB and The Chop Project. I’ve been out of touch for a while now – how old are you guys these days? Do you remember this movie fondly? Did it scare the piss out of you when you were a kid and saw it for the first time? I remember our old blog friend Tyson loved it and – I think – gave it a ten out of ten. He is also […]

Categories: 2018, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, HUH???, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Population Sample, Two Top Hats • Tags: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez, Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams, Patricia DeCou, shit, the blair witch project