Category Archives: 90s

JB AND THE CHOP PRESENT: SCREAM 3

November 17, 2017 by theipc

Without any references to Harvey Weinstein, Brett Ratner, Kevin Spacey, Adrienne King, Amy Steel, Barbara Howard, Betsy Palmer, Bonnie Hellman, Boobs, Catherine Parks, Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover, Dana Kimmell, Debra S. Hayes, Erich Anderson, Gloria Charles, Jeannine Taylor, John Furey, Joseph Zito, Judie Aronson, Kevin Bacon, Kimberly Beck, Kirsten Baker, Lauren-Marie Taylor, Laurie Bartram, Peter Barton, Richard Brooker, Robbi Morgan, Sean S. Cunningham, Steve Miner, Tracie Savage or Walt Gorney, JB and I have words about the third installment of the […]

Categories: 2017, 90s, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Slasher, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Barrymore, Elise Neal, franchise reviews, ghostface, Girl in Dorm Hallway, Heather Graham, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jamie Kennedy, JB AND THE CHOP, jerry o'connell, Joshua Jackson, Kelly Rutherford, Kevin Williamson, Lance Henriksen, Laurie Metcalf, Liev Schreiber, Linda Blair, Lisa Canning, Luke Wilson, Lynn McRee, Marisol Nichols, Matthew Lillard, Nancy O'Dell, Neve Campbell, No Boobs, Omar Epps, Patrick Dempsey, Portia de Rossi, Rebecca Gayheart, Rebecca McFarland, Rose McGowan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Scott Foley, scream franchise, Selma Blair, Skeet Ulrich, teets, Telecommunications Act of 1934, Timothy Olyphant, Tori Spelling, W. Earl Brown, Wes Craven

JB AND THE CHOP PRESENT: SCREAM 2

November 10, 2017 by theipc

The Telecommunications Act of 1934 established: “For the purpose of regulating interstate and foreign commerce in communication by wire and radio so as to make available, so far as possible, to all the people of the United States, without discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, national origin, or sex, a rapid, efficient, Nationwide, and world-wide wire and radio communication service with adequate facilities at reasonable charges, for the purpose of the national defense, for the purpose of promoting […]

Categories: 2017, 90s, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Barrymore, Elise Neal, franchise reviews, ghostface, Girl in Dorm Hallway, Heather Graham, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jamie Kennedy, JB AND THE CHOP, jerry o'connell, Joshua Jackson, Kevin Williamson, Laurie Metcalf, Liev Schreiber, Linda Blair, Lisa Canning, Luke Wilson, Lynn McRee, Marisol Nichols, Matthew Lillard, Nancy O'Dell, Neve Campbell, No Boobs, Omar Epps, Portia de Rossi, Rebecca Gayheart, Rebecca McFarland, Rose McGowan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, scream franchise, Selma Blair, Skeet Ulrich, teets, Telecommunications Act of 1934, Timothy Olyphant, Tori Spelling, W. Earl Brown, Wes Craven

JB AND THE CHOP PRESENT: SCREAM

November 3, 2017 by theipc

We came! We saw! I left! I returned! We talked! We agreed! We watched the Scream movies! We wrote! We ate Tabasco flavored beef jerky! We used exclamation points! We typed in all caps and had to erase and retype! We misspelled erase! Twice! As always, click the pic above to direct over to our post! Free parking!

Categories: 2017, 90s, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Population Sample, Slasher, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Barrymore, franchise reviews, ghostface, Jamie Kennedy, JB AND THE CHOP, Kevin Williamson, Liev Schreiber, Linda Blair, Lisa Canning, Lynn McRee, Matthew Lillard, Neve Campbell, No Boobs, Rose McGowan, scream franchise, Skeet Ulrich, teets, W. Earl Brown, Wes Craven

FRIDAY THE 13TH – THE FRANCHISE

October 13, 2017 by theipc

When I first started doing this site SEVEN (!!!) (???) years ago over on iWeb (!!), I did a series of things i called Population Samples which were thoughts on entire franchises in one setting. I fancied them up with nice graphics and such and then Steve Jobs killed iWeb so I had to move about 200 reviews over to WP here. When I did that none of my graphics transferred over so the Page looked like shit so I […]

Categories: 2017, 70s, 80s, 90s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Adrienne King, Amy Steel, Barbara Howard, Betsy Palmer, Bonnie Hellman, Boobs, Catherine Parks, Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover, Dana Kimmell, Debra S. Hayes, Erich Anderson, Every Friday the 13th Movie Reviewed in One Place, friday the 13th, Friday the 13th part 2, Friday the 13th part 3, Friday the 13th part 4, Gloria Charles, hockey mask, jason vorhees, Jeannine Taylor, John Furey, Joseph Zito, Judie Aronson, Kevin Bacon, Kimberly Beck, Kirsten Baker, Lauren-Marie Taylor, Laurie Bartram, mama vorhess, Peter Barton, Richard Brooker, Robbi Morgan, Sean S. Cunningham, Slasher, Steve Miner, the final chapter, The Sex, Tracie Savage, Walt Gorney

BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS (2016)

June 28, 2016 by theipc

I got a note from wordpress Monday telling me that Monday was my five year anniversary out here and, while I normally don’t care about that kind of thing I was bored and thought I might say something about it. I couldn’t really think of anything fun to talk about then I noticed that I got a search term hit for Helen Buday which makes me very proud and I thought I’d do a study on how things have changed […]

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END OF DAYS (1999) SATAN IS HORNY

June 1, 2016 by theipc

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 1999 – what sweet memories you give us. Remember when Y2K was going to end all life on Earth as knew it? Remember when Queensryche got a new guitar player and came out with Q2K? Remember when D.S. and I went to that old strip club down on 10th street and the dancer was in her 60s?? Remember when we drove down to Dallas to get laid and we ended up hanging with the Toadies instead? Remember when we […]

Categories: 2016, 90s, Action, Boobs, Devil Week, SATAN!, Three Top Hats • Tags: 1999, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Boobs, end of days 1999, Gabriel Byrne, kevin pollak, robin tunney, robin tunney's boobs, Satan and his Buddies, Satan Orgy, stigmata, The Devil!!, tit, Y2K

THE EXORCIST 3 (1990) ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES

October 30, 2015 by theipc

Since tomorrow is Halloween and this site is mostly about scary movies, I thought I’d like to pitch in something that you might not have ever heard of and want to watch something GOOD tomorrow night. When I first started this place I had one reader and that was all good, but my posts were much different then so don’t be shocked : ) Today I present to you a repost of a repost of a post that I posted […]

Categories: 90s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Movie Reviews • Tags: Brad Dourif, Ed Flanders, Excellent, Fabio, George C Scott, Nancy Fish, Nicol Williamson, One of my Favorite Movies, Samuel L Jackson, Scot Wilson, The Devil!!, The Exorcist III Movie Review, The Gemini Killer, William Peter Blatty

THE MINUS MAN (1999) TWO TOP HATS

September 3, 2015 by theipc

The truth behind this movie is that a long, long time ago I had a friend who moved to Texas. One summer when I was languishing in the worst job I’ve ever had, I took a weekend off and drove down to see him where we dabbled in Texas beer, Valiums and sat down to watch Bottle Rocket. That was probably the best time I had that entire year so I still look back at Bottle Rocket as a good […]

Categories: 2015, 90s, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Drama, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: Alex Warren, bangs, Brian Cox, Dennis Haysbert, Dwight Yoakam, football, Ghosts, Janeane Garofalo, LAME!!!, mailmen, Mercedes Ruehl, No Boobs, not great, NOT SO MUCH, Owen Wilson, poison, police, Serial Killer, Sheryl Crow, the minus man movie

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: SHOWGIRLS (1995)

August 11, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY Showgirls (1995) I can’t believe my lazy ass almost missed out on Summer Shitfest 2015!!! I’m so lucky dear and patient Eric allowed me to submit my entry this late, but here am with my shitty pick and it is no other than… Showgirls “Nice dress. – Thanks. It’s a Ver-sayce.” This notoriously bad movie needs no introduction. The first time I ever watched Showgirls was when I was a teenager and to naïve to understand it’s actually […]

Categories: 2015, 90s, Boobs, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, JIZZ, Nothing, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: BEAVERS, Boobs, Dancing, Elizabeth Berkley, Gina Gershon, jizzing, Kyle MacLachlan, Lin Tucci, lots o sex, Paul Verhoeven, showgirls 1995, stripper poles, Strippers, sweet archive, Terrible

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: SPEED 2 – CRUISE CONTROL (1997)

July 21, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: Speed 2: Cruise Control or something Jan de Bont filmed while he was on acid is probably one of the absolute worst pieces of crap I’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing so I thought it would be fitting that this movie is my entry for Shitfest. I was, like many others a big fan of the first one, but the sequel and the idea behind it seemed like a disaster waiting to happen. The movie finds Sandra […]

Categories: 2015, 90s, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Hostages, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: Connie Ray, Jason Patric, Jessica Diz, Lois Chiles, No Boobs, Sandra Bullock, shitfest 2015: summer, Speed 2: Cruise Control Movie Review, Stupid, Terrible, Willem Dafoe

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SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: LEPRECHAUN (1993)

July 8, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: Tried this format to change things up. Had a feeling LEPRECHAUN would be a movie that would not be fun to watch without distracting myself, so I figured I’d comment as the movie progressed. 0:20 – First image of the Leprechaun ain’t so bad. 0:45 – Oh never mind. He looks like a poorly drawn Celtics logo. If they kept him in shadow we would all be better off. 1:20 – This theme is terrible. Sounds like a […]

Categories: 2015, 90s, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: Bullshit, irish gold, JENNIFER ANISTON, jennifer aniston in tight pants, Ken Olandt, Leprechaun (1993), No Boobs, Robert Hy Gorman, shitfest 2015: summer, shitty poster, shorties, the irish, tricycles, Warwick Davis

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SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: LOVE AND BETRAYAL – THE MIA FARROW STORY (1995)

July 7, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: Love and Betrayal: The Mia Farrow Story (1995) I know not every film enthusiast is enthused by Woody Allen. It’s easy to see why: his work follows a similar formula and he gets his kicks from metropolitan lifestyles and May/December romances. And he can be mighty pretentious on numerous occasions. Did I mention the scandal regarding him and former flame Mia Farrow which resulted in child molestation accusations and Woody running off with Mia’s adopted daughter? Err… If […]

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HALF ASS REVIEWS: HIGH ART, IT AND A VERY SPECIAL: OUIJA

June 8, 2015 by theipc

There’s not much of a theme here today other than here are two movies that I absolutely hated…. let’s see what happens…. HIGH ART (1998)A Young and Leggy Radha Micthell gets her gay on and her clothes off in this art house movie about drugs and photography. Ally Sheedy is an angry lesbian who lives upstairs. Her bathtub is leaking so Mitchell goes up there without a bra but with a monkey wrench and fixes it. Along the way they fall […]

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HEAVEN’S PRISONERS (1996) FOUR TOP HATS

May 6, 2015 by theipc

In honor of tomorrow’s post, that I have been trying to write for two years, I present this oldie for the new generation of Most Beloveds (and when I use the term “new generation” – look at the old comments on this post, hardly any of those folks are around any longer : (((((((((((( ) : It’s mostly horror out here – in fact 98%, but every now and then we’ll dip our toes into something other – a comedy, […]

Categories: 90s, Drama, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews • Tags: Alec Baldwin, Crime, Dave Robicheaux, Drama / Thriller, Eric Roberts, Heaven's Prisoners Movie Review, Kelly Lynch, Louisiana, Mary Stuart Masterson, Phil Joanou, Shrimp, Sweaty, Teri Hatcher, Vondie Curtis-Hall

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AMITYVILLE: A NEW GENERATION (1993) TWO POSSESSED MIRRORS

May 1, 2015 by theipc

HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Happy May!! It’s Amityville 7 time…. Do we yell “Mayday” and give up on the ship??? Do we press on and finish up this shit franchise??? Does the woman in the grainy still below get her tits out??? Does anyone wear overalls without a shirt??? Does anyone eat turkey??? Only we know so you’ll have to click the poster above to find out!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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AN IPC MOVIE CONSIDERATION: NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD AND NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

October 13, 2014 by theipc

Someone once told me that a remake of a movie can’t be better than the original because the remake wouldn’t exist if the original wasn’t out there first. I don’t know if I agree with this but I appreciate that someone said that to me and I appreciate free and independent thought but, to me, I don’t follow that Theory. That would be like me saying “This 2015 model Dodge Challenger isn’t better than this 1913 Model T Ford because […]

Categories: 2014, 60s, 90s, Cannibal Bastards, Consideration: Original and Remake, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: AN IPC MOVIE CONSIDERATION, BARNS, Bill Moseley, BLOOD GUTS AND BULLETS, Butts, Duane Jones, EXPLOSIONS, GAS TANKS, GEORGE ROMERO, Heather Mazur, Judith O'Dea, Judith Ridley, Karl Hardman, Katie Finneran, Keith Wayne, Marilyn Eastman, McKee Anderson, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Night of the Living Dead (1990), No Boobs, Patricia Tallman, TOM "SEX MACHINE" SAVINI, Tom Towles, Tony Todd, William Butler, Zombies

BAD GIRLS FROM MARS (1990) TERRIBLE BUT KIND OF HILARIOUS

April 24, 2014 by theipc

Let’s make no mistake. This movie from 1990 is absolutely WRETCHED. The acting is PITIFUL, the sets are even stupid, the plot is ridiculous, the cast is ugly, the music is most foul and everything about it sucks! But, somehow, I kind of liked it. I think most of the people that were hanging around here at the beginning of 2013 have kind of petered out but some long timers might remember this. Last year I was running a second […]

Categories: 2014, 90s, Boobs, Grindhouse, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Two Top Hats • Tags: BAD GIRLS FROM MARS MOVIE REVIEW, BAD RHYMING, Boobs, Brinke Stevens, BROADS, Butts, Dana Bentley, Edy Williams, GIRL WRASSLIN', Oliver Darrow, POOR CONTINUITY, PROSTITUTES, Terrible Acting, THE 90S SUCKED

8MM – I FEEL SO UNCLEAN

December 26, 2013 by theipc

Did everyone have a happy holiday?? Is anyone reading anything today?? I have to go back to work in a few hours from when this publishes…. : ( BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO work!!! BOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Anyway – so – did you have a good XMAS? Did you eat a Christmas Goose? Did you warm your cockles by the fire? Did you make snow angels while nekkid??? (Pics please) I love this time of the year – except for the last few years […]

Categories: 2013, 90s, Boobs, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, Slasher, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: 8MM 1999 Movie Review, Amy Morton, Anthony Heald, Boobs, Catherine Keener, Chris Bauer, Despair and Agony, Filth and Shame, FUCKING UNCLEAN, Gloom and Disgust, James Gandolfini, Jenny Powell, Joaquin Phoenix, Joel Schumacher, Nicolas Cage, Peter Stormare

CLAY PIGEONS (1998) FOUR TOP HATS

November 19, 2013 by theipc

*NOTE: This post got a little personal – in a sappy way – so if you’re here for just some humor and some fast yuks, I understand if you want to skip this one* *WARNING: This post ended up being strewn with digitally rendered images of actual photographs taken during the 1990s when THE IPC was young and skinny.* Remember when Vince Vaughn was young and thin and kinda awesome and not a douchey wedding crasher or an old schooler […]

Categories: 2013, 90s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Clay Pigeons Movie Review, Comedy, Georgina Cates, I Love My Wife, Janeane Garofalo, Joaquin Phoenix, Nicole Arlyn, Pearl Snap Shirts, Phil Morris, Vince Vaughn, Whiny Isaacs

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN! DANCE WITH DEATH (1992)

November 7, 2013 by theipc

As usual with these types of movies (the Drive In style) it’s difficult to find any screen captures out on the web so I end up making my own. In the case of this post, I want to start off with there will probably be SPOILERS in here (if you think you might go watch this – I would hate to ruin it for you) and there might be some boobs, so, if that’s not your thing, I understand if […]

Categories: 90s, Boobs, Drive - In, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Slasher, Thriller • Tags: Barbara Alyn Woods, Boobs, Catya Sassoon, Cigars, Dance With Death Movie Review, Drive In, Gold Stripeprs, Jill Pierce, Lisa Kudrow, Martin Mull, Maxwell Caulfield, Strippers, Surprisingly Bloody, The Sex, Tracey Burch

THERE’S CORN IN MY POOP!! (or) THE ENTIRE CHILDREN OF THE CORN FRANCHISE IN ONE PLACE

November 4, 2013 by theipc

CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984) NOT THAT GOOD I remember, when I was a kid, reading a Fangoria magazine and they had a big article in that issue about this movie with a still from the set of some kids holding down a grown man, running his arm through an automated meat slicer and I thought “NO THANKS!!” because that type of shit scared me back then. So, I never watched this (or read the book) until the other week […]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! IT’S THE PUMPKINHEAD QUADRILOGY!!

October 31, 2013 by theipc

I originally wrote this for a piece over at our friend’s site: NOT NOW I’M DRINKING A BEER AND WATCHING A MOVIE – so, in case you missed it there, here it is again. Also – please be sure to look at his place and give him a follow, although I’m sure you already do! AND – since most of you have already seen this post over at Beer’s site – WE have something VERY SPECIAL for you coming out […]

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LET’S SNEAK BACK IN TO THE DRIVE-IN!! FATAL PURSUIT (1998) SUCKY, BUT FUN SOMEHOW

October 24, 2013 by theipc

For long term readers, you might remember I used to do a series called LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE-IN! Well those were pretty fun and I spun that off into another website and kept it up for about a year but it’s been difficult keeping up two sites and those posts were hard to do. I’m not going to quit the site or anything but I haven’t had the motivation to do all of those screenshots but maybe sometime […]

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THE BABYSITTER (1995) TWO TOP HATS

October 3, 2013 by theipc

I know that no one out there is going to believe me when I say that I watched this for a different reason than just thinking there was a chance to see Silverstone’s jugs, but I really had a different motive. I don’t read as many books as I used to, mainly because I spend all of my time reading YOUR blogs, but when I do / did my favorite author is a guy named Gene Wolfe. He does mostly […]

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