Have you ever been punched in the balls? I have. There’s crippling pain, extreme nausea and the quick transformation to Barry Gibbs-ish falsetto. While the casual reader will identify my writing as producing those same symptoms, this movie doesn’t. It’s not going to inspire you to do mythical feats of amazing greatness or conquer that thesis you’ve been working on for years, but it’s not too bad. You can tell they tried and I kind of liked how it ended. […]
Hello! For any of you still out there, you know that this site was developed to talk shit about shit movies – with shitty writing – but, as the site grew, we occasionally found something good to slap out here. I haven’t had the time – or been compelled – to write much lately but i have watched some good things over the last month. Train to Busan was FUCKING GREAT! Logan was pretty excellent. I thought Hollow Point was […]
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I got a note from wordpress Monday telling me that Monday was my five year anniversary out here and, while I normally don’t care about that kind of thing I was bored and thought I might say something about it. I couldn’t really think of anything fun to talk about then I noticed that I got a search term hit for Helen Buday which makes me very proud and I thought I’d do a study on how things have changed […]
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So, I had to go back out of town last week and during my eight hour travel day I watched a couple of movies – neither of which I cared much for. The first one was this thing that curiously appears to have a branding design on the poster to compare it to the superior The VVitch without totally and unapologetic-ally stealing the other’s name. #BlackPhillip !!!! When I started to do this piece and looked this up on IMDB, […]
Categories: 2016, Boobs, Devil Week, Drama, HUH???, Nothing, SATAN!, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: another 2014 movie, bad teeth, Blood!!, body doubles, Boobs, Carice van Houten, David Landry, demons and souls, dreams, Lillian Pennypacker, makes no sense, Maria Olsen, mark of the witch 2014 movie, melisandre, Not Very Good, Paulie Redding, Satan and his Buddies, slow motion, Stupid, The Sex, the vvitch movie, Underwear, Witches!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 1999 – what sweet memories you give us. Remember when Y2K was going to end all life on Earth as knew it? Remember when Queensryche got a new guitar player and came out with Q2K? Remember when D.S. and I went to that old strip club down on 10th street and the dancer was in her 60s?? Remember when we drove down to Dallas to get laid and we ended up hanging with the Toadies instead? Remember when we […]
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To remain as spoiler free as possible, I haven’t included any words other than to say I loved it. Also – it could come across as very slow at times but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Oh, and Kate Dickie spends a lot of time crying. Oh – and I loved Black Phillip!
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This sure was strange…. and unintentionally funny…. and weird…. and I don’t really know what went on in this after all of this was over with. I actually don’t really even know what this is called. The DVD pack this came in lists this as Kiss Me Kill Me but looking that up on IMDB brought me to something called Baby Yaga, Devil Witch with a handful of reviewers referring to is as Baba Yaga, Devil Witch but then the posters […]
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This also appears to be called The Devil in Me (but I guess that name was too close to something that got a LOT of bad press) so they either changed it to The Darkness (or that’s what it’s called elsewhere) and then DEVIL SEED. BUT – this gets one of those, well, shrug, eh, I’ve seen much worse. No offense to any Limp Bizkit fans, but this reminds me of any L.B. song; it’s good but there’s something about it that is not […]
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With a name like Devils Racecourse, this has to be good right? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BEEP – the correct answer is no. This movie was boring from start to finish, made little sense, it seemed like there was thirty minutes worth of just shots of people’s feet walking around in the leaves, the dialogue was awful, the acting just as bad and the “neato” twist they tried at the the end didn’t even make any sense – it […]
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*The opening to this post may come across as a little weird. I used to do a feature out here called “Let’s Sneak In To The Drive In” where I reviewed old Drive In movies but then I turned it into its own blog and never kept it updated* A lot of folks my age (that I talk to about this) seem to really regress and get nostalgic to the sound of a vinyl record player belting out anything (scratch scritch […]
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The first 45 minutes of this 2.5 hour movie are EXCELLENT. The direction and the camera work are innovative and super crisp. As far as I can tell the acting was great (although it is in Korean so I can’t really tell if it’s that good, to be honest). There’s the wicked set up for the story ahead – a secret agent’s wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer (that’s him in the poster), there’s a really cool and […]
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Today we announce another historic chapter in the Book of The IPC! We all know about Shark Week and the like but – why can’t we have a Devil Week?? Everyone needs more devil in their lives, right? Starting Monday, I’m going to post five days worth of movies with the word devil in the title that may or may not have to do with the devil at all! And – I’m not going to do it alone! The wonderful […]
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