Category Archives: Drive – In

DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE (2018) NO ONE GETS DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

April 1, 2019 by theipc

Well, I figured since I pay for this place I might as well use it once a year. I’ve tried doing posts on my phone but that’s fucking terrible – torture for a guy like me – today I have a little time with my iPad so let’s see what happens. I haven’t really watched much lately aside from TV shows but I figured I might as well cover this since I’ve done his other movies. Remember when Bone Tomahawk […]

Categories: Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, Noir, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Butts, don johnson, dragged across concrete, Gibson’s car needs shock absorbers, goggles, GUNS, Mel Gibson, smoking, The Sex, Vince Vaughn

TO SHITFEST OR NOT TO SHITFEST, THIS IS THE ETERNAL QUESTION

November 29, 2017 by theipc

For the last 10,000 years, both Homo Erectus and Home Sapiens (as well as Homo Ergaster, or Homo Rudolfensis, and perhaps even Homo Habilis) have looked to the skies and the stars at night and asked themselves two things: Why are those round things on that chick’s chest so yummy?? Should we have a Shitfest?? It seems that over the last two years our community of bloggers has dimmed. Granted, with my current situation, I’m not able to get to […]

Categories: 2017, Australian, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Cannibal Bastards, Cenobites, CLAM AND PEN, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, Four Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, Giallo, Grindhouse, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, Most Unclean, Movie Reviews, Nothing, One Top Hat, SATAN!, Sci - Fi, WHOSE BOOBS???, WHY???, WOAH! • Tags: #monicabelluccisboobs, Boobs, homo erectus, never trust a fart, SHITFEST!!

FRIDAY THE 13TH – THE FRANCHISE

October 13, 2017 by theipc

When I first started doing this site SEVEN (!!!) (???) years ago over on iWeb (!!), I did a series of things i called Population Samples which were thoughts on entire franchises in one setting. I fancied them up with nice graphics and such and then Steve Jobs killed iWeb so I had to move about 200 reviews over to WP here. When I did that none of my graphics transferred over so the Page looked like shit so I […]

Categories: 2017, 70s, 80s, 90s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Adrienne King, Amy Steel, Barbara Howard, Betsy Palmer, Bonnie Hellman, Boobs, Catherine Parks, Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover, Dana Kimmell, Debra S. Hayes, Erich Anderson, Every Friday the 13th Movie Reviewed in One Place, friday the 13th, Friday the 13th part 2, Friday the 13th part 3, Friday the 13th part 4, Gloria Charles, hockey mask, jason vorhees, Jeannine Taylor, John Furey, Joseph Zito, Judie Aronson, Kevin Bacon, Kimberly Beck, Kirsten Baker, Lauren-Marie Taylor, Laurie Bartram, mama vorhess, Peter Barton, Richard Brooker, Robbi Morgan, Sean S. Cunningham, Slasher, Steve Miner, the final chapter, The Sex, Tracie Savage, Walt Gorney

THE MUTILATOR (1984) THREE FISH HOOKS

February 23, 2017 by theipc

Hello! Welcome to another installment of the rarely used IPC space! Like my last post a month ago, today I’ll visit another 80s horror i had never heard of until the other day which, like that previous post, this movie also suffers from some lameness but at least it doesn’t have that ugly bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes and not one gets a fucking spider in their mouth. Although… well, let’s get to that later. So, what the […]

Categories: 2017, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Bill Hitchcock, Buddy Cooper, chopping off heads, Connie Rogers, fall break, fish hook, Frances Raines, Matt Mitler, Murder!!, one set of boobs, Ruth Martinez, Slasher, terrible theme, the mutilator movie

BLOOD ORGY AT BEAVER LAKE (2012) PLEASE SEE BELOW (THIS TIME THERE ARE WORDS)

August 1, 2016 by theipc

First off, for the three people that still look at this place, sorry about that last post I did about The Triangle. That was supposed to be a treatise on what I found searching ‘The Triangle movie 2016’ but then I put all of the pictures together, got busy and never did any text – then I was out of town and couldn’t delete the damned thing so – oh well. Today’s post comes regarding an absolutely terrible movie that […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, I'm Sorry, JIZZ • Tags: bad cgi, BEAVERS, blood orgy at beaver creek movie, Boobs, Brandis Bishop, chicken raping, Chickens, Courtney Hermon-Taylor, Dongs, DR Bung, drumsticks, dry humping, Frank J. Levanduski, GUNS, JIZZ, Kathleen Kelly, Katie Hepfinger, lots of boobs, lots of humping, Mike C. Hartman, Pot, quack whore magazine, terrible but fun, The Sex, tits, Virginia Bryant

DIE DIE DELTA PI (2013) MODERATELY ENGAGING ENTERTAINMENT

May 27, 2016 by theipc

Given the course of human events, this movie should be something I absolutely love. Bad acting, topless chicks, loads of blood, bottomless chicks, bad acting and a lot of spanking. I feel that I tolerate a lot, as I bear witness on this page, and I can deal with the bad shit, but this movie…. was just really, really, really….. not good. I mean, if we look at those Slumber Party Massacre movies I referenced above, the acting and production […]

Categories: 2016, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Two Top Hats • Tags: #tacos, Amy Morris, Andrea Alfonso, beaver, Bianca Allaine, Bikinis, boobs blood and body counts, Brandon Smith, cheerleaders, Christine Bell, cowboy boots, die die delta pie, dildos, I Loved It, Julin, Katy Rowe, Keisha Burchard, Kerry Beyer, Kristin Avery, Krystal Pixie Adams, LEGS, Lexi Balestrieri, masks, Megan Moser, Moonlight Canoeing, Murder!!, Not Very Good, Olivia Blake, Roxy Vandiver, slashers, sororities, Spirit Camp (2009), stabbing, Tanya Christiansen, tits and ass, Used Rubbers, Weed

SPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS

April 25, 2016 by theipc

I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I am not a movie critic and this place doesn’t exist to embrace the fields of movie canon with shit about Academy Award nominated “films”. This place was designed to talk shit about shit movies in public and not on my friend […]

Categories: 2016, 70s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: Anna Sophia Berglund, asteroids, bell bottoms, Boobs, Butts, doc-bot, floppy torpedoes, harvey wallbangers, i fucking loved this movie, Jack Plotnick, jerry o'connell, Kali Rocha, Katherine Ann McGregor, Kylie Rogers, LIV TYLER, Marisa Coughlan, mascara, Matt Bomer, no bras, Patrick Wilson, servo-bots, smoking, space station 76, The Sex, Weed, wicked ass wallpaper

THE 5TH ANNUAL: NEW YEAR’S EVIL (1980) TWO TOP HATS

December 31, 2015 by theipc

Here it is – the only thing I’ve ever been consistent with – here’s the 5th annual posting of this little beauty which was my first post ever to get noticed by anyone. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! This is year two three four (five)) for this post and this one is kind of special to me.This movie is not very good but this was the first post of mine to ever get tweeted and facebooked and be – I don’t know – it kind of […]

Categories: 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Holidays, Slasher, Two Top Hats • Tags: Anita Crane, batshit, Boobs, crazy fucker, Grant Cramer, Jeannie Anderson, Kip Niven, Louisa Moritz, lunacy, Murder!!, New Year's Evil 1980 Movie Review, Roz Kelly, Slasher, Taaffe O'Connell, Teri Copley

THE SISTER IN LAW (1974) FOUR SUN HATS

December 21, 2015 by theipc

I was looking at my stats the other day and saw that someone was giving this a bunch of looks and that made really happy because I love this movie and this post so I thought I’d share it again for everyone to enjoy! Have fun and don’t catch the Prickly Heat! #PricklyHeat When I first started doing this Drive – In series, I struck gold pyrite a couple of times with INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS and DON’T LOOK IN THE […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Excitement • Tags: Anne Saxon, Boobs, Drive In, Gillian Gordon, John Savage, Meridith Baer, Not Too Bad, The Sister In Law 1974 Movie Review, Will MacMillan

DEVIL WEEK 2015: DEVIL TIMES FIVE (1974) FOUR CLOVEN HOOVES

August 25, 2015 by theipc

*The opening to this post may come across as a little weird. I used to do a feature out here called “Let’s Sneak In To The Drive In” where I reviewed old Drive In movies but then I turned it into its own blog and never kept it updated* A lot of folks my age (that I talk to about this) seem to really regress and get nostalgic to the sound of a vinyl record player belting out anything (scratch scritch […]

Categories: 70s, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Devil Week, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, Thriller • Tags: 1970s, a boob pops out, boss hogg, Carolyn Stellar, Devil Times Five Movie Review, Drive In, Gail Smale, Joan McCall, Leif Garrett, Peopletoys Movie Review, Psychotic Kids, Sorrell Booke, Taylor Lacher

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: THEY’RE PLAYING WITH FIRE (1984)

August 5, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: THEY’RE PLAYING WITH FIRE (1984) – Sybil Danning’s bod; everything else, bad have what I call “The Adrienne Barbeau Theorem,” which is as follows: Big breasts, in and of themselves, are not enough reason to watch a terrible movie. Ironically, there are two movies that strongly test my theorem, and one of them is Adrienne Barbeau’s Swamp Thing (which see my review at this blog). The other is an abysmal ’80s slasher flick titled They’re Playing with Fire. Sybil […]

Categories: 2015, 80s, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Drive - In, HUH???, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, THE IPC DOES TV • Tags: Andrew Prine sybil danning for the win, boats, Boobs, boobs and bikinis, Drinking, Eric Brown, hot for teacher, looks awful, Sex, sex with teacher, shitfest 2015: summer, Sybil Danning, teachsploitation, they're playing with fire 1984 tv

A QUICK SHITFEST BREAK – MY MOVIE: RAISING HELL

July 13, 2015 by theipc

Sorry to bust into Shitfest like this but I need to address something and ask a few questions. It looks like Shitfest is going to go well into August so I wanted to do this now – As some of you may know, I’ve had a movie rolling around in my mind for several years now. It’s a hard R rated, Grindhouse style throwback about drug smuggling, murder and, of course, lots of skin. Well, I wrote a treatment for […]

Categories: 2015, 70s, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Grindhouse, JIZZ, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: burning alive, clutch, cockroach, dope, drink to the dead, fucking, full on violence, grease sherman, GUNS, Hookers, jails, mexicans, Murder!!, raising hell movie, small towns, Strippers, Sweaty, testicle blow torch, Weed

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THE SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER OPENING CEREMONY!!

July 1, 2015 by theipc

Here we go! It seems nature called and abhorred a vacuum in the universe so we’re here to set things back to normal – and by typing that we mean – it’s time for another Shitfest!! FUCK YES!!! It’s summer time where I live so we’ll call this Shitfest – Summer and then take off all of our clothes and go jump in the lake! We’ll have to be very choosy about which body of water we jump in because […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, CLAM AND PEN, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, Most Unclean, Movie Reviews, One Top Hat, Praise Be to The IPC, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHOSE BOOBS???, WHY???, WOAH!, Zombies • Tags: #minions, AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, ass, boob boob boobs, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, Dongs, Five Top Hats, hello satan, I Loved It, Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, nakedness, orgies, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, shitfest 2015, shitfest 2015: summer, that movie needs more devil, tits, WHOSE BOOBS

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BREAK OUT YOUR LOOSE PANTS AND UNLOCK THOSE CHASTITY GARMENTS – SHITFEST STARTS TOMORROW!

June 30, 2015 by theipc

Are you ready????? CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?????????? Are you as turned on as a hillbilly at a family reunion??????? Do you need a handy IPC Ice Pack™ for your burning loins???? Or would you just prefer some salve?? Let me know either way and I’ll take care of you!! Shitfest 2015 ~ Summer starts tomorrow and I can’t be more happy! We’ve got some GREAT stuff lined up and at the end we’ll all vote for the one true champion!!!! […]

Categories: 2015, 80s Encore, Action, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, CLAM AND PEN, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, Nothing, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY???, WOAH! • Tags: #minions, AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, ass, boob boob boobs, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, Dongs, Five Top Hats, hello satan, I Loved It, Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, nakedness, orgies, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, shitfest 2015, shitfest 2015: summer, that movie needs more devil, tits, WHOSE BOOBS

PORKY’S (1982)

June 28, 2015 by theipc

Originally posted on what about the twinkie?:
For this months edition of Film Club, new member Eric from the IPC was forced into picking our film for July. Keeping to type, Eric chose something trashy and full of debauchery, Porky’s. Below are his reasons for picking Porky’s followed by everyone’s thoughts on the cult comedy. I’ve been reading these group posts for a while now and when Kieron asked me to join the club, it came with a debt –…

Categories: 2015, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, I'm Stupid, JIZZ • Tags: beaver, beefcake, Boners, Boobs, bust your cherry, Butts, Cherry Forever, Dan Monahan, Dongs, Eggs, gym socks, hijinx, Kaki Hunter, kim catrall nude, lassie, Mark Herrier, Mike Hunt, pee wee, Porky's 1982 movie, sex in a bus, sex in a gym, Strippers, Susan Clark, the 50, the howler, Wyatt Knight

FILMNERDBLOG AND THE IPC WATCH: BUCK WILD (2013)

June 10, 2015 by theipc

In exactly 15 minutes, two people in different countries, divided by the Atlantic Ocean, will turn on the same movie at the same time and give it a watch, commenting LIVE as we make it through this thing. That’s right!!! Myself and FILMNERDBLOG are going to watch a movie! Is it good? Who knows?? Will we like it??? For some reason I doubt it but we’ll give it a go! Want to do this with us sometime? It’s hard based […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Drive - In, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: buck wild movie, Matthew Albrecht, Phillip Albrecht, Whit Albrecht

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THE OFFICIAL SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER NOTIFICATION

June 10, 2015 by theipc

Hi there Most Beloveds!! In case you missed the announcement over the last week or so because it was your birthday and you got drunk for thirteen days OR if you were imprisoned in a dumpy jail in South Dakota, I’m now accepting submissions for SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER. I want to run it in July, so the earliest you could get it to me, the better (for me). Here’s the basic rules: The contest will run as long as the entries […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, Thriller, WHOSE BOOBS??? • Tags: #minions, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, shitfest 2015: summer

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LUKE ABBOTT INTERPRETS: THE BLOOD SPATTERED BRIDE (1972)

June 3, 2015 by lukebbtt

It’s time again for another “Luke Abbott Interprets”!! Luke gets a movie poster and ten stills to try and figure out what’s going on in the movie – and in my brain!! Please see our previous installments HERE and HERE. And I’m back, bitches! The movie critic so good he doesn’t have to even see the movie, he just has to look at ten photos and he can review it there and then. Mad Max: Fury Road? Ten stars out […]

Categories: 2015, 70s, Boobs, Drive - In, Ghosts, Grindhouse, JIZZ, Spanish, Three Top Hats • Tags: Alexandra Bastedo, BIRDS, Boobs, daggers, Fucking Weird, Ghosts, how can this man be so horny??, human hearts, luke abbott interprets, luke abbott is drunk, Maria-Rosa Rodriguez, Maribel Martín, NUDITY, rifles, sandy boobs, Sex, Simón Andreu, snorkelling, spanish sex, the blood spattered bride

THE FINAL TERROR (1983) PLEASE READ….

March 26, 2015 by theipc

A couple of weeks ago I watched a movie called CAMP MASSACRE that I still haven’t written about and tweeted to a handful of people that might like it, including my good friend Laura over at Film Nerd. A few days later she replied back and asked me if I was talking about the movie I’m writing about today and I was all “no it’s this movie” and she was all “OH OK!” and she started watching CAMP and wasn’t liking […]

Categories: 2015, 80s, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Slasher • Tags: 80s, Adrian Zmed, Akosua Busia, Andrew Davis, Cindy Harrell, Daryl Hannah, Ernest Harden Jr., good fun, HILLBILLIES, Joe Pantoliano, joey pants, John Friedrich, Lewis Smith, Mark Metcalf, Rachel Ward, rachel ward is hot stuff, rafting, sexy rachel ward, Slasher, Surprisingly Good, Surprisingly No Boobs, the final terror 1983 movie review, weed and booze

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AND THE SHITFEST 2015 WINNER IS!!!!

March 20, 2015 by theipc

Please congratulate a person with a penis (I think) winning the contest the chicks have ruled for three straight seasons. Good job, lads!! Here’s some Shitfest Stats for you: England – 3 wins Canada – 1 Win U.S. – 1 Win I shall now head into my basement dungeon and begin heating up the coals and casting two of the most evil trophies of the 21st Century!!!! THIS HAS BEEN EPIC BOYS AND GIRLS!!!! THANK YOU ALL!!! I see in […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015, Vampires, WHOSE BOOBS???, WOAH! • Tags: 2 & 3!, 50 Shades of Grey, ABDUCTION 2011, Alien Origin (2012), AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982), AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, AUSTRALIA (2008), BOO (2005), boob boob boobs, Boobs, BOYHOOD (2014), Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, CLOSING CEREMONY, diary of the dead 2007, Dongs, DRAG ME TO HELL, Dreamcatcher (2003), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977), Five Top Hats, FRANKENSTEIN (2014), GREEN STREET (2005), HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, HOUSE OF THE DEAD, I, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, I Loved It, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008), Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, JUPITER ASCENDING (2015), Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, MARAUDERS (1986) & GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011), MARK WALKER’S TEN GREATEST SHITFACED MOMENTS, MOVIE 43, MRS. THE IPC AND THE SPRAY CANDY, preservation 2014, puss, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981), ROBOCOP 1, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, sex tape 2014, shitfest 2015, SNOWPIERCER (2013), SOLARIS (2002), SPIDER-MAN (2002), star wars 1977, superman 1978, THE EXPENDABLES (2010), THE HOBBIT~THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014), THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE & HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, THE OPENING CEREMONY!, THE SHITFEST 2015 WHOSE BOOBS CONTEST!, tits, TROLL 2 (1990), WALKING ON SUNSHINE BULLSHIT (2014), weiners, WHOSE BOOBS CHAMP, WHOSE BOOBS More stats, WRONG TURN 6 (2014) & HOUSE OF BAD (2013)

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THE SHITFEST 2015: CLOSING CEREMONY!

March 13, 2015 by theipc

Well, My Most Beloveds, we have come to the end….. as legendary as this Shitfest was, we knew it had to end sometime…… and this is it…. this is a sad day but, thankfully, it’s not totally over yet! We still have to crown the One True Champion! As you know – we are all competing for the most sought after statue in all of filmdom and, as a reminder, here are some statements from past winners: TIM THE FILM […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Cenobites, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, Half Ass Reviews, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, JIZZ, Movie Reviews, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015 • Tags: 2 & 3!, 50 Shades of Grey, ABDUCTION 2011, Alien Origin (2012), AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982), AUSTRALIA (2008), BOO (2005), Boobs, BOYHOOD (2014), Butts, CLOSING CEREMONY, diary of the dead 2007, Dongs, DRAG ME TO HELL, Dreamcatcher (2003), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977), FRANKENSTEIN (2014), GREEN STREET (2005), HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, HOUSE OF THE DEAD, I, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008), JUPITER ASCENDING (2015), MARAUDERS (1986) & GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011), MARK WALKER’S TEN GREATEST SHITFACED MOMENTS, MOVIE 43, MRS. THE IPC AND THE SPRAY CANDY, preservation 2014, puss, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981), ROBOCOP 1, sex tape 2014, shitfest 2015, SNOWPIERCER (2013), SOLARIS (2002), SPIDER-MAN (2002), star wars 1977, superman 1978, THE EXPENDABLES (2010), THE HOBBIT~THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014), THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE & HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, THE OPENING CEREMONY!, THE SHITFEST 2015 WHOSE BOOBS CONTEST!, tits, TROLL 2 (1990), WALKING ON SUNSHINE BULLSHIT (2014), weiners, WHOSE BOOBS CHAMP, WRONG TURN 6 (2014) & HOUSE OF BAD (2013)

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SHITFEST 2015: MARK WALKER’S TOP TEN SHITFACED MOMENTS

February 25, 2015 by theipc

I’ve been doing this thing for a few years now and – when I think back about the past – one of the first people I met out here was Mark Walker (Marked Movies) or Muckers as I call him (that’s a Scottish thing, he says) (he got his Scottish hackles up one night when I called him “amigo” on Twitter). Anyway – you always remember your first LIKE out here (mine was from a rather defunct blog called Aloha […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, Most Unclean, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015 • Tags: @MarkusMarakai, amigos, benny boys, BOAT DRINKS, Boobs, BUCKWHEATS, butthole ashtray, cactus penis, cutty sark, dogshit, drunk people, drunks, FECAL FREAK, GIVE IT A NAME, i made my own beef jerky yesterday, irish whiskey, JIMMY THE SAINT, Loch Lomond, lonely sailors, Mark Walker's a Stud : ), MARKED MOVIES, montezuma's revenge, muckers, old friends, peyote, rumplemintz and goldschlager, Satan!!, scottish drunks, shitfaced scots, shitfest 2015, tattooed scotsman, the lost sailor, the pope

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THE IPC READER SUBMISSIONS DRUNK TRIVIA!!! (2015)

January 19, 2015 by theipc

HAPPY MONDAY!!! A few weeks ago I bothered you to send over some trivia questions to see if you could stump Mister Pubes and I and – well – here you go! I know these videos are kind of long but we wanted to address them ALL – especially the individual who sent over NINE questions about Dane Cook (and didn’t even provide the answers). SPOILER: someone is pretty loaded by the end of that last video. THANK YOU ALL […]

Categories: 2015, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, HUH???, I'm Stupid, No Boobs, SATAN! • Tags: drunk trivia, jagermeister, mister pubes, someone's loaded, the ipc is drunk, YOU PEOPLE ROCK!!!

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2011) THE BEST Z-MOVIE EVER

December 25, 2014 by theipc

In honor of Jesus’ birthday – let’s party party party on Christmas with one of my favorite movies ever – Bloody Bloody Bible Camp! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG This movie is everything I’ve been looking for forever. I mean this. I LOVED this. I wish I had been a part of this. If any of the people that took part in this should ever come across this page – I say to you THANK YOU! THANK […]

Categories: Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Amazing, Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Movie Review, Chris Staviski, Christopher Raff, David C. Hayes, Deborah Venegas, Drive In, Elissa Dowling, Fucking Awesome, Grindhouse, Ivet Corvea, Jay Fields, Jeff Dylan Graham, Jessica Sonneborn, Matthew Aidan, One of my Favorite Movies, Reggie Bannister, Ron Jeremy, Tim Sullivan, Troy Guthrie, Very Gory, Vito Trabucco

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