Category Archives: Drive – In

DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE (2018) NO ONE GETS DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

April 1, 2019 by theipc

Well, I figured since I pay for this place I might as well use it once a year. I’ve tried doing posts on my phone but that’s fucking terrible – torture for a guy like me – today I have a little time with my iPad so let’s see what happens. I haven’t really watched much lately aside from TV shows but I figured I might as well cover this since I’ve done his other movies. Remember when Bone Tomahawk […]

Categories: Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, Noir, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Butts, don johnson, dragged across concrete, Gibson’s car needs shock absorbers, goggles, GUNS, Mel Gibson, smoking, The Sex, Vince Vaughn

TO SHITFEST OR NOT TO SHITFEST, THIS IS THE ETERNAL QUESTION

November 29, 2017 by theipc

For the last 10,000 years, both Homo Erectus and Home Sapiens (as well as Homo Ergaster, or Homo Rudolfensis, and perhaps even Homo Habilis) have looked to the skies and the stars at night and asked themselves two things: Why are those round things on that chick’s chest so yummy?? Should we have a Shitfest?? It seems that over the last two years our community of bloggers has dimmed. Granted, with my current situation, I’m not able to get to […]

Categories: 2017, Australian, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Cannibal Bastards, Cenobites, CLAM AND PEN, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, Four Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, Giallo, Grindhouse, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, Most Unclean, Movie Reviews, Nothing, One Top Hat, SATAN!, Sci - Fi, WHOSE BOOBS???, WHY???, WOAH! • Tags: #monicabelluccisboobs, Boobs, homo erectus, never trust a fart, SHITFEST!!

FRIDAY THE 13TH – THE FRANCHISE

October 13, 2017 by theipc

When I first started doing this site SEVEN (!!!) (???) years ago over on iWeb (!!), I did a series of things i called Population Samples which were thoughts on entire franchises in one setting. I fancied them up with nice graphics and such and then Steve Jobs killed iWeb so I had to move about 200 reviews over to WP here. When I did that none of my graphics transferred over so the Page looked like shit so I […]

Categories: 2017, 70s, 80s, 90s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Adrienne King, Amy Steel, Barbara Howard, Betsy Palmer, Bonnie Hellman, Boobs, Catherine Parks, Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover, Dana Kimmell, Debra S. Hayes, Erich Anderson, Every Friday the 13th Movie Reviewed in One Place, friday the 13th, Friday the 13th part 2, Friday the 13th part 3, Friday the 13th part 4, Gloria Charles, hockey mask, jason vorhees, Jeannine Taylor, John Furey, Joseph Zito, Judie Aronson, Kevin Bacon, Kimberly Beck, Kirsten Baker, Lauren-Marie Taylor, Laurie Bartram, mama vorhess, Peter Barton, Richard Brooker, Robbi Morgan, Sean S. Cunningham, Slasher, Steve Miner, the final chapter, The Sex, Tracie Savage, Walt Gorney

THE MUTILATOR (1984) THREE FISH HOOKS

February 23, 2017 by theipc

Hello! Welcome to another installment of the rarely used IPC space! Like my last post a month ago, today I’ll visit another 80s horror i had never heard of until the other day which, like that previous post, this movie also suffers from some lameness but at least it doesn’t have that ugly bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes and not one gets a fucking spider in their mouth. Although… well, let’s get to that later. So, what the […]

Categories: 2017, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Bill Hitchcock, Buddy Cooper, chopping off heads, Connie Rogers, fall break, fish hook, Frances Raines, Matt Mitler, Murder!!, one set of boobs, Ruth Martinez, Slasher, terrible theme, the mutilator movie

BLOOD ORGY AT BEAVER LAKE (2012) PLEASE SEE BELOW (THIS TIME THERE ARE WORDS)

August 1, 2016 by theipc

First off, for the three people that still look at this place, sorry about that last post I did about The Triangle. That was supposed to be a treatise on what I found searching ‘The Triangle movie 2016’ but then I put all of the pictures together, got busy and never did any text – then I was out of town and couldn’t delete the damned thing so – oh well. Today’s post comes regarding an absolutely terrible movie that […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, I'm Sorry, JIZZ • Tags: bad cgi, BEAVERS, blood orgy at beaver creek movie, Boobs, Brandis Bishop, chicken raping, Chickens, Courtney Hermon-Taylor, Dongs, DR Bung, drumsticks, dry humping, Frank J. Levanduski, GUNS, JIZZ, Kathleen Kelly, Katie Hepfinger, lots of boobs, lots of humping, Mike C. Hartman, Pot, quack whore magazine, terrible but fun, The Sex, tits, Virginia Bryant

DIE DIE DELTA PI (2013) MODERATELY ENGAGING ENTERTAINMENT

May 27, 2016 by theipc

Given the course of human events, this movie should be something I absolutely love. Bad acting, topless chicks, loads of blood, bottomless chicks, bad acting and a lot of spanking. I feel that I tolerate a lot, as I bear witness on this page, and I can deal with the bad shit, but this movie…. was just really, really, really….. not good. I mean, if we look at those Slumber Party Massacre movies I referenced above, the acting and production […]

Categories: 2016, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Two Top Hats • Tags: #tacos, Amy Morris, Andrea Alfonso, beaver, Bianca Allaine, Bikinis, boobs blood and body counts, Brandon Smith, cheerleaders, Christine Bell, cowboy boots, die die delta pie, dildos, I Loved It, Julin, Katy Rowe, Keisha Burchard, Kerry Beyer, Kristin Avery, Krystal Pixie Adams, LEGS, Lexi Balestrieri, masks, Megan Moser, Moonlight Canoeing, Murder!!, Not Very Good, Olivia Blake, Roxy Vandiver, slashers, sororities, Spirit Camp (2009), stabbing, Tanya Christiansen, tits and ass, Used Rubbers, Weed

SPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS

April 25, 2016 by theipc

I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I am not a movie critic and this place doesn’t exist to embrace the fields of movie canon with shit about Academy Award nominated “films”. This place was designed to talk shit about shit movies in public and not on my friend […]

Categories: 2016, 70s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: Anna Sophia Berglund, asteroids, bell bottoms, Boobs, Butts, doc-bot, floppy torpedoes, harvey wallbangers, i fucking loved this movie, Jack Plotnick, jerry o'connell, Kali Rocha, Katherine Ann McGregor, Kylie Rogers, LIV TYLER, Marisa Coughlan, mascara, Matt Bomer, no bras, Patrick Wilson, servo-bots, smoking, space station 76, The Sex, Weed, wicked ass wallpaper

THE 5TH ANNUAL: NEW YEAR’S EVIL (1980) TWO TOP HATS

December 31, 2015 by theipc

Here it is – the only thing I’ve ever been consistent with – here’s the 5th annual posting of this little beauty which was my first post ever to get noticed by anyone. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! This is year two three four (five)) for this post and this one is kind of special to me.This movie is not very good but this was the first post of mine to ever get tweeted and facebooked and be – I don’t know – it kind of […]

Categories: 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Holidays, Slasher, Two Top Hats • Tags: Anita Crane, batshit, Boobs, crazy fucker, Grant Cramer, Jeannie Anderson, Kip Niven, Louisa Moritz, lunacy, Murder!!, New Year's Evil 1980 Movie Review, Roz Kelly, Slasher, Taaffe O'Connell, Teri Copley

THE SISTER IN LAW (1974) FOUR SUN HATS

December 21, 2015 by theipc

I was looking at my stats the other day and saw that someone was giving this a bunch of looks and that made really happy because I love this movie and this post so I thought I’d share it again for everyone to enjoy! Have fun and don’t catch the Prickly Heat! #PricklyHeat When I first started doing this Drive – In series, I struck gold pyrite a couple of times with INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS and DON’T LOOK IN THE […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Excitement • Tags: Anne Saxon, Boobs, Drive In, Gillian Gordon, John Savage, Meridith Baer, Not Too Bad, The Sister In Law 1974 Movie Review, Will MacMillan

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