I’m bored at work today for the first time in three years so I’m trying an experiment and doing a post from my phone. Normally I wouldn’t bother with this kind of shit but let’s see what happens. I’m sure I’ll fuck something up. This is a really well made movie. Toni Colette acts her non-nude ass off. The writer / director uses some of that Old School Devilness that we all grew up on, learning which level of Hell […]
Hello and welcome to another installment of the JB and The Chop Project. I’ve been out of touch for a while now – how old are you guys these days? Do you remember this movie fondly? Did it scare the piss out of you when you were a kid and saw it for the first time? I remember our old blog friend Tyson loved it and – I think – gave it a ten out of ten. He is also […]
Categories: 2018, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, HUH???, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Population Sample, Two Top Hats • Tags: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez, Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams, Patricia DeCou, shit, the blair witch project
For the last 10,000 years, both Homo Erectus and Home Sapiens (as well as Homo Ergaster, or Homo Rudolfensis, and perhaps even Homo Habilis) have looked to the skies and the stars at night and asked themselves two things: Why are those round things on that chick’s chest so yummy?? Should we have a Shitfest?? It seems that over the last two years our community of bloggers has dimmed. Granted, with my current situation, I’m not able to get to […]
Categories: 2017, Australian, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Cannibal Bastards, Cenobites, CLAM AND PEN, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, Four Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, Giallo, Grindhouse, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, Most Unclean, Movie Reviews, Nothing, One Top Hat, SATAN!, Sci - Fi, WHOSE BOOBS???, WHY???, WOAH! • Tags: #monicabelluccisboobs, Boobs, homo erectus, never trust a fart, SHITFEST!!
The other week i was poking around looking for something to watch and I noticed that there is now a sequel out, so I wondered what that was about. I had seen traces of this particular movie here and there over the last two years or so but never really gave it a shit so, with a sequel, that means someone must have liked this thing, right? At least ONE person, right? RIGHT? So I gave this a shot and […]
Categories: 2017, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Found Footage, Ghosts, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: Ashley Whelan, Bobby Roe, Boobs, Brandy Schaefer, buried alive, Chloë Crampton, creepy, doll girl, Found Footage, gross clowns, Jeff Larson, Mikey Roe, Not Too Bad, RVs, short pervs in south africa, the houses october built, Zack Andrews
*cough cough* thattraileryouputoutisreallysomefuckingbullshitbecausethismovietotallysuckedthemostballswhatthefuckwereyouthinkinggoddammiteatshitmovie!!!! P.S. This may or may not be happening:
Categories: 2017, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, No Boobs, Nothing, shitfest 2017 • Tags: Andrew Divoff, Awful, Bayley Corman, Bullshit, Darby Walker, No Boobs, Nothing, One Top Hat, Sarah Davenport, shitfest 2017, Terrible, the hatred 2017, whatever happened to scoot??
To remain as spoiler free as possible, I haven’t included any words other than to say I loved it. Also – it could come across as very slow at times but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Oh, and Kate Dickie spends a lot of time crying. Oh – and I loved Black Phillip!
Categories: 2016, Boobs, Devil Week, Four Top Hats, Ghosts, I LOVED IT, SATAN! • Tags: #tacos, Anya Taylor-Joy, black phillip, Boobs, corn, covens, crabapples, flying, goats, I Loved It, irritating twins, KATE DICKIE, long hair, milking, praying, rabbits, Ralph Ineson, remove your shift, Robert Eggers, Sarah Stephens, the witch movie 2015, Very Good, Viv Moore, Wahab Chaudhry
The other day MRS. THE IPC wanted to watch some Pop-up Video on VH1 (anyone remember that??) but we didn’t get the channel on our cable package so we had to change our plan and ended up with every movie channel again. I had a little spare time for once in the last six months and watched this movie which I remember being pretty reviled by everyone out there. While I’m not defending this movie in any way whatsoever, at […]
Categories: 2016, Ghosts, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, SATAN!, Three Top Hats • Tags: (I didn't hate it), Ana Coto, Bianca A. Santos, christmas lights, ghost and spirits, HANGING, I've Seen Worse, lin shay, No Boobs, Olivia Cooke, ouija 2014 movie, ouija boards, Robyn Lively, see jane run, Shelley Hennig, Sick Girl, stitched mouth
Hello and welcome to another edition of I’m Sorry here at Isaacs Picture Conclusions! Am I actually in a state of regret?? Well…. always… but that more resembles public shame… No – what we’re talking about today refers to this version of the definition: 2. in a poor or pitiful state or condition. “he looks a sorry sight with his broken jaw” And – more importantly – this sorry fucking movie: I actually think that they might have had good […]
Categories: 2016, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, I'm Sorry, Nothing, One Top Hat, WHY??? • Tags: Anne Leigh Cooper, banging, Betsy Baker, Drinking, I'm Sorry, Lake Eerie, lake eerie movie, Lake Michigan, Lance Henriksen, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Meredith Majors, misery and bullshit, streaking, Terrible, Victoria Johnstone
Here’s another old post from the Mike Flanagan team in my effort to write about his newest movie – Hush. Apparently this was a divisive movie that I really liked but others thought was not so good. I thought it was really put together well and I loved the use of light and dark. What can I say? I liked it a lot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SOMEONE I’M FRIENDS WITH!!! WOO HOO!! GO SIN!!!!! I don’t get out to the movie theaters […]
Categories: 2014, Four Top Hats, Ghosts, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs • Tags: AMY POND'S BANGS, Annalise Basso, Brenton Thwaites, Ghosts, Karen Gillan, Kate Siegel, Katee Sackhoff, Mike Flanagan, No Boobs, OCULUS MOVIE REVIEW, Rory Cochrane, SLOW BURNING EXCELLENCE, THIS MOVIE ROCKS MY LAME ASS