CALL GIRL OF CTHULU (2014) THREE TOP HATS I thought this was pretty fun for a movie called Call Girl of Cthulhu but some of it didn’t make much sense. Like – why were those two girls making out all of the time? Why did they decide to have The Sex in all of that blood? Why didn’t we get to see the roommate’s tits? Why did the demon thing fuck Rick ‘The Dick’? Why did wahtsherface have to get […]
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