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ONLY GOD FORGIVES (AGAIN)

November 21, 2014 by theipc

Hello again Most Beloveds! The other day I cleaned myself up again and put on some pants and did some filming for our friend Cara’s month long NOOOOvember marathon! I know I wrote about this once for one of our Shitfests but this time I took my video recorder in hand and made three short films! If you feel so inclined – you can click HERE to go check them out. If not – you could just stare at the […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Nothing, One Top Hat, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2013: FALL, WHY??? • Tags: apples, cara gale is a superstar, cocks, IPC VIDEO, No Boobs, only god forgives, spacemen

A Day In The Life of a Shitfest Champion

October 31, 2013 by Smash

Hey dudes, Smash here reporting for The IPC. Sup? A couple of weeks ago something exciting happened. I woke up, rubbed the sleep out of my tired eyes, and checked my emails. Much to my delight, I’d gotten something from Isaacs. He told me that I won Shitfest Fall. My jaw actually dropped and I stared at the screen in total shock for a few minutes before it fully registered. I won. I fucking won. Unbelievable. I was just in it for […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, SHITFEST 2013: FALL • Tags: SHITFEST 2013: FALL!, SHITFEST FOREVER!!, Smashingthroughlife

AND THE WINNER IS!!!!!!!!!

October 7, 2013 by theipc

SMASH AT SMASHING THROUGH LIFE WITH RUMPELSTILTSKIN!!! I reality, every single one of you are champions but, we have to award a prize to someone since I’m not a billionaire!! SHITFEST FALL was FANTASTIC!! THANK YOU EVERYONE AGAIN!!!! SMASH will receive either a 50 dollar prize in her currency or (hopefully) a beautiful looking trophy depending on how much it costs to ship where she lives. CONGRATULATIONS SMASH!!!! (P.S. Smash, I took tomorrow off and am scheduling this for in […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2013: FALL • Tags: SHITFEST 2013: FALL!, SHITFEST FOREVER!!, SMASHING THROUGH LIFE, YOU PEOPLE ROCK!!!

SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ JENNIFER’S BODY

September 30, 2013 by theipc

BY: In 2008 or so it was announced that cutey pie Amanda Seyfried would be teaming up with plastic faced Megan Fox to do a horror movie written by the person who did Juno (Diablo Cody). I was initially excited because I was a fan of Seyfried on BIG LOVE and I like horror. Then I watched Diablo Cody’s JUNO. I don’t think I’ve ever actually physically hated a movie so much in my life that it makes me nauseous […]

Categories: 2013, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2013: FALL, WHY??? • Tags: Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, Chris Pratt, Diablo Cody, Jennifer's Body is TERRIBLE, Megan Fox, Not Even Any Boobs For Our Troubles, SHITFEST 2013: FALL!, There's Really a Character named Needy in This

SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL

September 29, 2013 by theipc

BY: DEEP RED RUM Nobody likes to feel left out, even curmudgeonly people such as myself. Occasionally when my horror loving brethren out there are going all fanperson on a movie, and said movie leaves me cold, I feel like I’m really missing a good party. Just like when I taste a McRib, or listen to a dubstep track, I just don’t get what all the fuss is about. Seldom has this hit me more strongly than it does with […]

Categories: 2013, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2013: FALL, Thriller • Tags: A.J. Bowen, Dee Wallace, DEEP RED RUM, Greta Gerwig, Heather Robb, Jocelin Donahue, Mary Woronov, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2013: FALL!, The House of the, Tom Noonan, WEDNESDAY'S CHILD

SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ MORTAL KOMBAT

September 28, 2013 by theipc

BY: NOT NOW I’M DRINKING A BEER AND WATCHING A MOVIE Busy day drinking beer and watching my hockey club finals. Now time to help out @theipcdotme with Shitfest Fall with a little live tweet. — Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) September 14, 2013 The exceptional film I have chosen is MORTAL KOMBAT (1995). I hope it's not actually good. Twould be awkward for shitfest #kombattweet — Tim @ Beermovie.net (@beer_movie) September 14, 2013 Who was your go-to MK character back […]

Categories: 2013, Action, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2013: FALL • Tags: Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Christopher Lambert, Linden Ashby, Mortal Kombat 1995 Movie Review, No Boobs, NOT NOW I'M DRINKING A BEER AND WATCHING A MOVIE, Paul W.S. Anderson, Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, Terrible

THE SHITFEST FALL BANNER

September 27, 2013 by theipc

Well – I was going to put this out on Monday but through the machinations and whimsy of the universe (and Cinema Parrot Disco) the banner has been published. I didn’t want anyone to think I was playing favorites so here it is for everyone to use if you want to. You don’t have to of course but I made it with my own two hands I think it’s pretty and all of that so here it is if […]

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SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

September 27, 2013 by theipc

BY: CINEMA PARROT DISCO The Hottie & The Nottie (2008) Starring: Academy Award winner Paris Hilton. And some other people. Plot Synopsis: Like it matters… An explanation before I get to the review: As soon as I bought this movie with Shitfest in mind (that’s right – I spent money on it), I regretted my choice. Too obvious! It has a rating of 1.9 at IMDB with a metascore of 7. And Paris Hilton. And look at the COVER. Anyway […]

Categories: 2013, HUH???, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2013: FALL, WHY??? • Tags: Christine Lakin, Cinema Parrot Disco, Erin Cardillo, Joel David Moore, June Phigg, Kathryn Fiore, Looks Terrible, Miley Cyrus' Flabby Ass, No Boobs That I Can Tell, Paris Hilton, SHITFEST 2013: FALL!, Table Nine Mutant, The Hottie and the Nottie

SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD

September 26, 2013 by theipc

BY: BANANAS ABOUT MOVIES A Good Day To Die Hard: Shitfest Edition Alfred Hitchcock once said, “Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” I don’t know whether John Moore read that quote before shooting A Good Day To Die Hard, but if he did… well done. You made me suffer. But not in the obviously good way Hitchcock was referring to. Hitchcock also said, “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” I can say with confidence that […]

Categories: 2013, Action, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2013: FALL • Tags: (I didn't hate it), A Good Day to Die Hard Movie Review, Bruce Willis, Cole Hauser, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, MONKEYBOY, No Boob, SHITFEST 2013: FALL!, Yuliya Snigir

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