Tag: A TERRIBLE THING

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: THE PEN AND THE CLAM DISCUSS: THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3

July 31, 2015 by theipc

*THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED ELECTRONICALLY BETWEEN TWO LIVING PEOPLE. SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW* PEN: OH JESUS CHRIST, Clam!!! What the fuck did we watch?? What a load of fucking bollocks :CLAM PEN: HAHAHAHA!!! BOLLOCKS is right!! Speaking of bollocks – WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH HIM CUTTING OFF THE GUY’S BALLS AND THEN EATING THEM???!?!?!?!??! If the whole film had been made up of moments like that I wouldn’t have minded! It was gross but…..horror movie gross, you know? :CLAM PEN: […]

Categories: 2015, CLAM AND PEN, FUCKING TERRIBLE, No Boobs, One Top Hat, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: A TERRIBLE THING, bannisters, Bree Olson, Bullshit, centipedes, Dieter Laser, eating balls, eating clits, EMMAKWALL, Eric Roberts, fucking sucky, kidney sex, loud germans, magic mike xxl, pen and clam, pervclam, prison, squishy blowjobs, the human centipede 3, the pen and the clam, tits, Zac Efron

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ DEMOLITION MAN (1993)

July 14, 2014 by theipc

BY: WE’RE ALL MAD HERE Demolition Man (1993) Hey! Some of y’all know me, it’s Melissa from wereallmadhere. I don’t usually do movie reviews and since I’ve been unable to narrow down a target for my wrath I wasn’t going to contribute to Shit Fest. But, my husband was watching this movie tonight and I just kept asking myself….WHY.DO.PEOPLE.WATCH.THIS.CRAP!!!! I’d rather watch dust bunnies form under the couch! So…winner winner chicken dinner, here is my Shit Fest contribution : ) […]

Categories: BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, Uncategorized • Tags: A TERRIBLE THING, DEMOLITION MAN 1993, I HATE THIS MOVIE, I LOVE SANDRA BULLOCKS NO BOOBS, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, Sylvester Stallone, WE'RE ALL MAD HERE THE BLOG, Wesley Snipes

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THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1991) TWO WEAK TOP HATS

April 29, 2014 by theipc

I remember this movie. I remember that this was one of the last things I ever watched living at my mom’s house. I remember that I liked it. I remember some dirty full frontal nudity. I remember having sex for the first time ever in that house. I remember one time I came home stinking drunk, wobbled in through the front door and screamed “MOM I’M HOME!!!!” and stumbled into my room bumping into every wall. The next morning I […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Nothing, SATAN!, Two Top Hats, WHY??? • Tags: A TERRIBLE THING, BAKERS, BEAVERS, Boobs, BUNS, Frances Bay, Fucking Awful, Jeffrey Combs, Lance Henriksen, Rona De Ricci, SO STUPID I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, Stephen Lee, THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM 1991 MOVIE REVIEW, THE SPANISH INQUISITION, William J. Norris, Witches and Satan

INVISIBLE (2007) THE WORST

April 16, 2014 by theipc

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK From the 5 Dollar 10-Pack Shitfest Box comes one of the most god-fucking-awful things I’ve ever sat through. Ever. The first ten minutes of this are shots of two people driving down a highway. Then the guy doesn’t know which exit to take so he and his wife fight about it. Then they do some more driving and then they pull over and the husband goes and sits and looks at some fucking water. This was about twenty minutes in […]

Categories: 2014, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Stupid, No Boobs, Nothing, One Top Hat, SHITFEST 2014, WHY??? • Tags: A TERRIBLE THING, David Mogentale, Fucking Terrible, I HATE THIS MOVIE, INVISIBLE 2007 MOVIE REVIEW, Joe Mellis, Kit Pongetti, No Boobs, STUPIDEST THING EVER, THIS MOVIE SHOULD BURN IN HELL

SHITFEST 2014: WINTER | THE CLOSING CEREMONY ~ GREEN RIVER (2008)

February 28, 2014 by theipc

BY: What is this bullshit??? This keeps – well “kept” – showing up as something I would like, recommended on my viewing history on Netflix and, I suppose that could be right since I order a LOT of SHIT from them. But this – this is TERRIBLE! I finally decided to give it a shot because the cover poster is actually kind of decent looking, evoking something that might be good but GOD DAMN this was a piece of shit. […]

Categories: 2014, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Stupid, No Boobs, Nothing, One Top Hat, SHITFEST 2014: WINTER, WHY??? • Tags: A TERRIBLE THING, Fucking Terrible, GREEN RIVER 2008 MOVIE REVIEW, I ALREADY MISS YOU SHITFEST, I HEART MELISSA RAUCH, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST FOREVER!!, SHITFEST WINTER, Stupid, WHERE'S THE BOOBS???

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