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THE PROPOSITION (2005) FIVE TOP HATS

January 19, 2016 by theipc

It’s colder than shit where I’m at, so let’s revisit something hot and warm our cockles out in the Australian heat! FIVE THs???? You ask… HELL YES!! This movie is that bad ass!!! The cinematography is some of the best I’ve ever seen. The characters and acting are fucking brilliant. The effects and violence are incredible. Some of this is even heart breaking. Guy Pearce and Ray Winstone are AWESOME and that really is Danny Huston as the savage and wild […]

Categories: Australian, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Movie Reviews • Tags: Australian, Danny Huston, Emily Watson, Guy Pearce, John Hillcoat, Nick Cave, No Boobs, Ray Winstone, Richard Wilson, The Proposition (2005) Movie Review, Western, Wicked Awesome

NOISE (2007) FOUR TOP HATS

December 19, 2013 by theipc

(Here’s an oldie that no one’s ever seen) (That I recently watched again) There’s nothing finer than digging through the trash pile that is horror / thriller and finding something very good. There are two stories that intertwine here: a woman innocently gets on a subway to head home from her new job, sits down and realizes that there are seven murdered people strewn around the car (how horrifying would that be?) and she can’t even get off for awhile; there’s […]

Categories: Australian, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Thriller • Tags: Australian, Brendan Cowell, Carole Browne, Fiona Macleod, Georgia Bolton, Katie Wall, Kent Clifton-Bligh, Maia Thomas, No Boobs, Noise movie review (2007)

THE REEF (2010) THREE TOP HATS

August 28, 2013 by theipc

Well – this has to be the best Trapped-In-The-Water-With-No-Boat movie I’ve seen but I can’t really talk about too many of them. The only ones I think I’ve seen are probably OPEN WATER and OPEN WATER 2. I don’t remember liking the first one very much and I thought the second was better but still kind of dumb. I actually liked this pretty much up until the end. There was just something not believable about how it actually ended but […]

Categories: Australian, Drama, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Adrienne Pickering, Australian, Damian Walshe-Howling, Gyton Grantley, No Boat!!, No Boobs, Silly Ending, The Reef 2010 Movie Review, Watch out for SHARKS!!, Zoe Naylor

THE LOVED ONES (2009) FIVE PROM KING CROWNS

September 18, 2012 by theipc

On my OVERVIEW page, I explain my rating system… I don’t work for some syndicate and have to balance out my ratings for some editor and have to spend weeks dreamily reflecting on the entire library of movies that have ever been produced. Four “hats” equal something I would totally watch again and five is “something that made my life more enjoyable”. Well, let me just tell you right now that I FUCKING LOVED THIS MOVIE. It’s brutal! It’s bloody!! […]

Categories: Australian, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Anne Scott-Pendlebury, Australian, Fucking Awesome, Jessica McNamee, John Brumpton, Lola 'Princess', Richard Wilson, Robin McLeavy, Sean Byrne, The Loved Ones Movie Review, Very Good, Victoria Thaine, Xavier Samuel