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THE THINGY (2013) aka THE MIRACLE OF LIFE aka The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta

August 3, 2016 by theipc

Let’s just start by saying that, aside from having the greatest title (U.S.) I’ve ever seen – The Thingy is a miserable Belgian movie that is absolutely NOT fun at all and if I had that bazooka I’ve wanted for years to use on stupid automobile drivers, I would bazooka this fucking thing off of the face of the Earth and not think twice about it. That being said, this is probably some asshole’s favorite movie due to its art-house […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Sorry, Nothing, WHY??? • Tags: Awful, Boobs, never, rotten shit, Terrible, THE MIRACLE OF LIFE, THE THINGY 2013 movie, The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta, The Worst

DEVIL WEEK 2015: DEVILS RACECOURSE (2009) ONE TOP HAT

August 26, 2015 by theipc

With a name like Devils Racecourse, this has to be good right? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BEEP – the correct answer is no. This movie was boring from start to finish, made little sense, it seemed like there was thirty minutes worth of just shots of people’s feet walking around in the leaves, the dialogue was awful, the acting just as bad and the “neato” twist they tried at the the end didn’t even make any sense – it […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Devil Week, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: Ashley Nicole Anderson, Awful, Boobs, Butts, christina ricci boobs, Crystal Milana, Crystal Milana's boobs, devil week, Devils Racecourse Movie Review, Francesca Gailes, garbage, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Katie Foster, Not Very Exciting, this movie stunk

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: NORTHMEN – A VIKING SAGA (2014)

August 7, 2015 by Zoë

I should have known. The minute I saw that excuse for a poster, I should have run. When my fiancé told me it was a recommendation from his colleague, I should have known. However, we decided to get into this, and lo and behold, I had my Shitfest movie! I should have known. Anyway, I am sure you all know I love Norse mythology and I am a massive fan of the History Channel’s Vikings. Here was a movie, with the dude from […]

Categories: SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: Awful, bad everything, cringeworthy, Horrible, horse wrestling, Shitfest worthy, so bad, Stupid, What The Fuck, what the fuck kind of vikings were these

SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 1: BLOODY MARY (2006)

May 1, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: yours truly *Semi NSFW* Honestly, this wasn’t as god-awful as I feared it would be, but it was pretty, pretty stinky. The acting was atrocious by everyone involved, I don’t know what kind of camera they used but I could barely see what was going on half the time, there’s a character in here -that supposedly has some sort of importance in the plot – that makes no fucking sense, the special effects were really kind of terrible […]

Categories: 2013, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Nothing, SHITFEST 2013!, Two Top Hats • Tags: Amber Borycki, Anna Pippus, Awful, Bloody Mary Movie Review, Boobs, Cory Monteith, Danni Ravden, Eero Johnson, Kim Tyler, Lindsay Marett, Ricky 'Railroad' Reynolds, SHITFEST 2013!, Terrible, Theres a Character in this named Railroad, Witches!!

THE WRONG TURN PENTOLOGY

February 6, 2013 by theipc

Howdy and welcome to another version of what I like to refer to as a “Population Sample” or – all of the movies of a franchise in one place. If you were eager to see some of the others I’ve done, to the left and under the beautiful header picture, there’s a link to the POPULATION SAMPLES page. Some of them are long reads but I would only LOVE IT if you’d check them out (looks like I need to […]

Categories: Cannibal Bastards, Nothing, One Top Hat, Population Sample, Three Top Hats, Two Top Hats • Tags: Aleksa Palladino, Ali Tataryn, Amy Lennox, Awful, Bloody Beginnings, Camilla Arfwedson, Cannibalism, Crystal Lowe, Daniella Alonso, Dean Armstrong, Desmond Harrington, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Emma Clifford, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Erica Leerhsen, Guts, Henry Rollins, Insane Asylum, Janet Montgomery, Jennifer Pudavick, Jeremy Sisto, Joe Lynch, Kaitlyn Leeb, Kevin Zegers, Kimberly Caldwell, let's not eat each other - ok??, Lindy Booth, Louise Cliffe, Rorelee Tio, Roxanne McKee, Samantha Kendrick, Simon Ginty, Steve Braun, Tenika Davis, Terra Vnesa, Texas Battle, Three Fingers, Three Toes, Tom Frederic, Victor Zinck Jr., Wayne Robson, West Virginia Hillbillies, Wrong Turn 2 Movie Review, Wrong Turn 3 Movie Review, Wrong Turn 4 Movie Review, Wrong Turn 5 Movie Review, Wrong Turn Movie Review

THE STAINS REMAIN

February 10, 2012 by theipc

I added a couple of stinkers (GUTTERBALLS & BUTTCRACK) to the Most Unclean page today. Wes – if you look at it, I think you’ll appreciate one of them.

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: An Affront to the Industry, Awful, Bowling Ball Killer, Buttcrack Movie, Gutterballs Movie, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Terrible

MOST UNCLEAN

November 30, 2011 by theipc

Today I have felt a sense of general responsibility, for the handful of people who read my posts, to make a list of movies that are not fit for human consumption. Unfortunately, every now and then a real turd comes around and, if I had a resource like this blog to check, I could have saved my senses from the atrocity and maybe even a couple of bucks. Since I want to keep the “quality” stuff on the main blog, […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Awful, Most Unclean, Movies

THE THREE MINUTE REVIEW: CONAN THE BARBARIAN (2011) 2 MOUSTACHES

November 28, 2011 by theipc

I was reading all of the hate for this movie on IMDB the other day, before I watched it and I was thinking there’s no way it could be as bad as people were making it out to be, but it sure was. It was loud and irritating and the CONSTANT 3D blood splatters looked awful and more fake than Tara Reid’s boobs. Jason Momoa did so good as Khal Drogo in Game of Thrones but he totally hammed it up […]

Categories: Three Minute Review • Tags: Awful, Conan the Barbarian 2011, Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Ron Perlman, Rose McGowan

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)

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