
Shitfest Summer 2015: The Lucky Shit
by abbiosbiston
Ah Shitfest, the biannual event that made me famous. This time I am back to lambaste the cinematic reworkings of one of my most hated novelists, Nicholas Sparks, the man who brought us not only the bizarrely popular The Notebook and the utterly ludicrous, Safe Haven. I have decided to turn my beady eye on The Lucky One, a mind-numbing attempt to cash in not only on the Americans’ love of large dogs (like Zach Efron) and as well as veterans… as […]
Categories: 2015, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: Blythe Danner, Boners, good guys, jizz photo, krunk, No Boobs, shitfest 2015 summer, Taylor Schilling, the lucky one 2012, this sounds totally stupid, Zac Efron