Aside from holding the golden cup with “BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER” stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its name and I totally loved it. Some kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his face behind a plastic Burt Reynolds mask, complete with pitch black caterpillar mustache. I don’t remember how, but one night he puts it on and it burns permanently on to his face so he runs off screaming into the […]

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