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A TRIPLET OF MOVIES FROM THE ALTER SHORT FILM COLLECTION pt 1

October 2, 2019 by theipc

Are you familiar with the Short Horror Film community on YouTube? Should you be? Well – it exists. Over the last year or so, I’ve watched some really good ones and some big time shiteaters – but one thing that seems to be solid is the company ALTER. They seem to encourage quality production, good acting and the – often – good story. It seems this is difficult to match in a 6 – 15 minute movie, but they seem […]

Categories: Drama, Four Top Hats, GROSS!!, I'm Stupid, JIZZ, SATAN!, Very Gory • Tags: Alexandra nolan, allison winn, alter short horror films, backstroke shirt film, boxroom short film, Butts, Demons, Dongs, east hell short film, erika mcgann, goats, Gross, Jennifer rostami, josefine christoffersen, Lauren nicole cipoletti, Satan!!, siri Miller, the gaze short film, wall taco

DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE (2018) NO ONE GETS DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

April 1, 2019 by theipc

Well, I figured since I pay for this place I might as well use it once a year. I’ve tried doing posts on my phone but that’s fucking terrible – torture for a guy like me – today I have a little time with my iPad so let’s see what happens. I haven’t really watched much lately aside from TV shows but I figured I might as well cover this since I’ve done his other movies. Remember when Bone Tomahawk […]

Categories: Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, Noir, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Butts, don johnson, dragged across concrete, Gibson’s car needs shock absorbers, goggles, GUNS, Mel Gibson, smoking, The Sex, Vince Vaughn

THE AMAZON TV PILOTS (2016)

September 7, 2016 by theipc

Our friends at Amazon (dotcom) have been putting out some original series lately and this time around they offered up three pilots for the public to watch, rate, review and vote for to become a full time series. The reviews are to go on amazon (dotcom) so this is not for them but just for my three Beloved Readers and to complain about something. Let’s talk about these in the order I looked at them. First up: I never really […]

Categories: 2016, Action, No Boobs • Tags: Alice Haig, amazon pilot movies, Bar Paly, Butts, Griffin Dunne, Griffin Newman, i love dick movie 2016, jean claude van johnson, Joanna Adler, Kat Foster, kathryh hahn gets porked, Kevin Bacon, Moises Arias, n-word jim, No Boobs, Peter Serafinowicz, Phoebe Robinson, Pot, Roberta Colindrez, Robin Lambaria, Stacey Danger, Sweaty Sociologist, TEQUILA, the tick 2016, Valorie Curry, Yara Martinez

THE NICE GUYS (2016) YES YES YES YES

August 31, 2016 by theipc

So, I have to admit, I made a mistake. When I first heard about / saw reviews for this thing, I blew it off as shit. Russell Crowe??? PFFFFT. Ryan Gosling? Meh…. Hipster shit outfits on the poster? I’m out. But Mrs. THE IPC wanted to watch it and that is my Prime Directive so we did and ———————–> I absolutely fucking loved it. The outfits look this way because this is set in the 70s which is my favorite […]

Categories: 2016, Action, Boobs, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT • Tags: Angourie Rice, Blueface, Boobs, buck rogers, Butts, california, casts, chet, day drinking, ducks, gil gerard, I Loved It, john boy, Kim Basinger, Margaret Qualley, Matt Bomer, misty mountains, Murielle Telio, porn, Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, The 70s, the nice guys movie review, the rockford files, Tim Allen, wanna see my dick, Yaya DaCosta

INTRUDER (2016)

June 30, 2016 by theipc

Another home invasion movie…is it any good?? It’s alright. It’s REALLY REALLY slow and there’s no big payoff until the last five minutes and then midway through the credits… MID-WAY. Ugh. I don’t want to come across as too negative but it seemed like this movie took forever. I started watching it while Mrs THE IPC was doing some training for work. Then she finished and we took a break. Then she took a bath and it still wasn’t over. […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Butts, CATS, cellos, Home Invasion, Intruder 2016 movie, Louise Linton, mediocre, mostly boring, oregon, pubic mons, stabbing, Steven Beckingham, Teresa Decher

HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987) FOUR BOW TIES

May 11, 2016 by theipc

The other day I had to take the dogs to the vet and, in true vet fashion, they were playing the oldies on the PA and, while I was sitting there minding my own business, that old Ricky Nelson song “Hello Mary Lou” came on which reminded me of my childhood and subsequently, this movie, which reminded me of this old post, which also reminded me of boobs. I remember totally loving this movie and I want to watch it […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Beth Gondek, Beverley Hendry, Big Hair and Bushy Eyebrows, Bloody Fun and I Mean That, Boobs, Bruce Pittman, Butts, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 Movie Review, Judy Mahbey, Lisa Schrage, Louis Ferreira, Michael Ironside, Prom Night Franchise, Prom Night Sequel, Terri Hawkes, Wendy Lyon

SPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS

April 25, 2016 by theipc

I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I am not a movie critic and this place doesn’t exist to embrace the fields of movie canon with shit about Academy Award nominated “films”. This place was designed to talk shit about shit movies in public and not on my friend […]

Categories: 2016, 70s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: Anna Sophia Berglund, asteroids, bell bottoms, Boobs, Butts, doc-bot, floppy torpedoes, harvey wallbangers, i fucking loved this movie, Jack Plotnick, jerry o'connell, Kali Rocha, Katherine Ann McGregor, Kylie Rogers, LIV TYLER, Marisa Coughlan, mascara, Matt Bomer, no bras, Patrick Wilson, servo-bots, smoking, space station 76, The Sex, Weed, wicked ass wallpaper

SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE

December 16, 2015 by theipc

Hello from my extended absence! A few days ago, a friend of mine watched a movie that he or she didn’t particularly care for so she or he got loaded up on codeine, wrote up something about it and asked if he or she could put it on my site. I said, “of course!” and asked if he or she would be willing to post occasionally, thinking that maybe between the two of us, we could get some content out […]

Categories: 2015, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, HUH???, No Boobs • Tags: Butts, codeine, diarrhea, Guts, new jersey smells, No Boobs

KRISTY (2014) THREE TOP HATS

December 4, 2015 by theipc

Kristy… LAUF UM DEIN LEBEN. I’m not sure what any of that means (aside from the name Kristy) but I am pretty sure they bowed to someone’s agent’s will and put a semi-character from Twilight into the top of the poster to Produce for potential viewers. And – by Produce – I think you know what I mean. Right, Mister Beer Movie?? #produce Anyway, Kristy takes a tackle on the long running tradition of holiday movies where the rich and […]

Categories: 2014, 2015, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, One Top Hat, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: alone in a college, Ashley Greene, big sexy, buffy, Butts, Chelsea Bruland, christains vs the lions, Christians, cool masks, english bastards, Erica Ash, Haley Bennett, kristy movie 2014, kristy swanson, let's-stalk-and-kill-everyone-we-can-because-we-can movies, Lucas Till, mutant probably says university, No Boobs, WANKERS, you wanker

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