Tag: Butts

THE AMAZON TV PILOTS (2016)

September 7, 2016 by theipc

Our friends at Amazon (dotcom) have been putting out some original series lately and this time around they offered up three pilots for the public to watch, rate, review and vote for to become a full time series. The reviews are to go on amazon (dotcom) so this is not for them but just for my three Beloved Readers and to complain about something. Let’s talk about these in the order I looked at them. First up: I never really […]

Categories: 2016, Action, No Boobs • Tags: Alice Haig, amazon pilot movies, Bar Paly, Butts, Griffin Dunne, Griffin Newman, i love dick movie 2016, jean claude van johnson, Joanna Adler, Kat Foster, kathryh hahn gets porked, Kevin Bacon, Moises Arias, n-word jim, No Boobs, Peter Serafinowicz, Phoebe Robinson, Pot, Roberta Colindrez, Robin Lambaria, Stacey Danger, Sweaty Sociologist, TEQUILA, the tick 2016, Valorie Curry, Yara Martinez

THE NICE GUYS (2016) YES YES YES YES

August 31, 2016 by theipc

So, I have to admit, I made a mistake. When I first heard about / saw reviews for this thing, I blew it off as shit. Russell Crowe??? PFFFFT. Ryan Gosling? Meh…. Hipster shit outfits on the poster? I’m out. But Mrs. THE IPC wanted to watch it and that is my Prime Directive so we did and ———————–> I absolutely fucking loved it. The outfits look this way because this is set in the 70s which is my favorite […]

Categories: 2016, Action, Boobs, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT • Tags: Angourie Rice, Blueface, Boobs, buck rogers, Butts, california, casts, chet, day drinking, ducks, gil gerard, I Loved It, john boy, Kim Basinger, Margaret Qualley, Matt Bomer, misty mountains, Murielle Telio, porn, Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, The 70s, the nice guys movie review, the rockford files, Tim Allen, wanna see my dick, Yaya DaCosta

INTRUDER (2016)

June 30, 2016 by theipc

Another home invasion movie…is it any good?? It’s alright. It’s REALLY REALLY slow and there’s no big payoff until the last five minutes and then midway through the credits… MID-WAY. Ugh. I don’t want to come across as too negative but it seemed like this movie took forever. I started watching it while Mrs THE IPC was doing some training for work. Then she finished and we took a break. Then she took a bath and it still wasn’t over. […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Butts, CATS, cellos, Home Invasion, Intruder 2016 movie, Louise Linton, mediocre, mostly boring, oregon, pubic mons, stabbing, Steven Beckingham, Teresa Decher

HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987) FOUR BOW TIES

May 11, 2016 by theipc

The other day I had to take the dogs to the vet and, in true vet fashion, they were playing the oldies on the PA and, while I was sitting there minding my own business, that old Ricky Nelson song “Hello Mary Lou” came on which reminded me of my childhood and subsequently, this movie, which reminded me of this old post, which also reminded me of boobs. I remember totally loving this movie and I want to watch it […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Beth Gondek, Beverley Hendry, Big Hair and Bushy Eyebrows, Bloody Fun and I Mean That, Boobs, Bruce Pittman, Butts, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 Movie Review, Judy Mahbey, Lisa Schrage, Louis Ferreira, Michael Ironside, Prom Night Franchise, Prom Night Sequel, Terri Hawkes, Wendy Lyon

SPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS

April 25, 2016 by theipc

I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I am not a movie critic and this place doesn’t exist to embrace the fields of movie canon with shit about Academy Award nominated “films”. This place was designed to talk shit about shit movies in public and not on my friend […]

Categories: 2016, 70s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: Anna Sophia Berglund, asteroids, bell bottoms, Boobs, Butts, doc-bot, floppy torpedoes, harvey wallbangers, i fucking loved this movie, Jack Plotnick, jerry o'connell, Kali Rocha, Katherine Ann McGregor, Kylie Rogers, LIV TYLER, Marisa Coughlan, mascara, Matt Bomer, no bras, Patrick Wilson, servo-bots, smoking, space station 76, The Sex, Weed, wicked ass wallpaper

SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE

December 16, 2015 by theipc

Hello from my extended absence! A few days ago, a friend of mine watched a movie that he or she didn’t particularly care for so she or he got loaded up on codeine, wrote up something about it and asked if he or she could put it on my site. I said, “of course!” and asked if he or she would be willing to post occasionally, thinking that maybe between the two of us, we could get some content out […]

Categories: 2015, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, HUH???, No Boobs • Tags: Butts, codeine, diarrhea, Guts, new jersey smells, No Boobs

KRISTY (2014) THREE TOP HATS

December 4, 2015 by theipc

Kristy… LAUF UM DEIN LEBEN. I’m not sure what any of that means (aside from the name Kristy) but I am pretty sure they bowed to someone’s agent’s will and put a semi-character from Twilight into the top of the poster to Produce for potential viewers. And – by Produce – I think you know what I mean. Right, Mister Beer Movie?? #produce Anyway, Kristy takes a tackle on the long running tradition of holiday movies where the rich and […]

Categories: 2014, 2015, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, One Top Hat, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: alone in a college, Ashley Greene, big sexy, buffy, Butts, Chelsea Bruland, christains vs the lions, Christians, cool masks, english bastards, Erica Ash, Haley Bennett, kristy movie 2014, kristy swanson, let's-stalk-and-kill-everyone-we-can-because-we-can movies, Lucas Till, mutant probably says university, No Boobs, WANKERS, you wanker

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) TWO TOP HATS

September 1, 2015 by theipc

I’ve spent a few days after watching this trying to determine exactly what it is about this movie that I dislike so much. I mean, I dig Zombie and I really like Devil’s Rejects. I thought Halloween was decent (but 2 sucked ass). This wasn’t too gruesome or anything and it was basically just an hour and a half long music video so, I guess, if I had to pinpoint it, it would probably boil down to the fact that it doesn’t […]

Categories: 2015, Cannibal Bastards, HUH???, No Boobs, Two Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Butts, Captain Spaulding, Doctor Satan, Erin Daniels, House of 1000 Corpses Movie Review, I DON'T GET IT, Jennifer Jostyn, man-fish, Matthew McGrory, No Boobs, pretty dumb, Rainn Wilson, Rob Zombie, Sherri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, The Firefly Family, Tiny, Walton Goggins

DEVIL WEEK 2015: DEVILS RACECOURSE (2009) ONE TOP HAT

August 26, 2015 by theipc

With a name like Devils Racecourse, this has to be good right? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BEEP – the correct answer is no. This movie was boring from start to finish, made little sense, it seemed like there was thirty minutes worth of just shots of people’s feet walking around in the leaves, the dialogue was awful, the acting just as bad and the “neato” twist they tried at the the end didn’t even make any sense – it […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Devil Week, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: Ashley Nicole Anderson, Awful, Boobs, Butts, christina ricci boobs, Crystal Milana, Crystal Milana's boobs, devil week, Devils Racecourse Movie Review, Francesca Gailes, garbage, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Katie Foster, Not Very Exciting, this movie stunk

A SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER TOP TEN LIST!!

July 30, 2015 by theipc

Sure, we all know what comes OUT of your bottom but what about the stuff we put in it? I recently studied a grown man inserting various items into his rectum and the following case is pure scientific fact! I present: THE TOP TEN THINGS LUKE ABBOTT PUTS UP HIS BUTT! * # 1O: THE IRISH#9: WOMEN’S HOSIERY#8: MAC AND CHEESE#7: HIS LITTLE BROTHER’S IPAD#6: BARRISTER WIGS#5: WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE#4: BOBBIES#3: MY OLD 1956 FORD PICKUP#2: THE TOWER OF LONDON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Death and Destruction, Excitement, Five Top Hats, HUH???, I'm Stupid, JIZZ, Most Unclean, No Boobs, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WOAH! • Tags: '56 fords, angry birds, arses, asses, barrister wigs, Billy Zane, blimey, bobbis, bollocks, Butts, erin go braugh, god save the queen, ipads, liam abbott, mac and cheese, outie belly buttons, shitfest 2015: summer, silky hosiery, the gentry, THE IPC, the irish, the oracle of film, the tower of london, Worcestershire sauce

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SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: LUKE

July 10, 2015 by lukebbtt

Shitfest has been pretty awesome so far. Vinnieh has given us a ‘perhaps too insightful’ look at the life of male strippers, I now know to stay away from Leprechaun as if my life depended on it (Jennifer Aniston is just the bait – IT’S NOT WORTH IT!), and Unfriended still has me in stitches right now. But it’s time to ramp things up. Enter the devilishly handsome Oracle of Film (a.k.a me), reigning champion and tree-lover. For my Shitfest […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, Slasher, Thriller, Very Gory, WHOSE BOOBS??? • Tags: B D Wong, bikes, Bikinis, Boobs, Bryce Dallas Howard, Butts, CATS, Chris Pratt, Colin Trevorrow, Dinosaurs, film, Irrfan Khan, Jurassic World, Jurassic World 2, Jurassic World Sequel, Kasabian, Luke Abbott's Balls, Movie Review, Movie Reviews, Movies, Nick Robinson, old balls, Omar Sy, Review, reviews, Roar, Sex, Ty Simpkins, Velociraptor, Vincent D'Onofrio

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THE SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER OPENING CEREMONY!!

July 1, 2015 by theipc

Here we go! It seems nature called and abhorred a vacuum in the universe so we’re here to set things back to normal – and by typing that we mean – it’s time for another Shitfest!! FUCK YES!!! It’s summer time where I live so we’ll call this Shitfest – Summer and then take off all of our clothes and go jump in the lake! We’ll have to be very choosy about which body of water we jump in because […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, CLAM AND PEN, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, Most Unclean, Movie Reviews, One Top Hat, Praise Be to The IPC, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHOSE BOOBS???, WHY???, WOAH!, Zombies • Tags: #minions, AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, ass, boob boob boobs, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, Dongs, Five Top Hats, hello satan, I Loved It, Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, nakedness, orgies, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, shitfest 2015, shitfest 2015: summer, that movie needs more devil, tits, WHOSE BOOBS

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BREAK OUT YOUR LOOSE PANTS AND UNLOCK THOSE CHASTITY GARMENTS – SHITFEST STARTS TOMORROW!

June 30, 2015 by theipc

Are you ready????? CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?????????? Are you as turned on as a hillbilly at a family reunion??????? Do you need a handy IPC Ice Pack™ for your burning loins???? Or would you just prefer some salve?? Let me know either way and I’ll take care of you!! Shitfest 2015 ~ Summer starts tomorrow and I can’t be more happy! We’ve got some GREAT stuff lined up and at the end we’ll all vote for the one true champion!!!! […]

Categories: 2015, 80s Encore, Action, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, CLAM AND PEN, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, Nothing, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY???, WOAH! • Tags: #minions, AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, ass, boob boob boobs, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, Dongs, Five Top Hats, hello satan, I Loved It, Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, nakedness, orgies, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, shitfest 2015, shitfest 2015: summer, that movie needs more devil, tits, WHOSE BOOBS

PORKY’S (1982)

June 28, 2015 by theipc

Originally posted on what about the twinkie?:
For this months edition of Film Club, new member Eric from the IPC was forced into picking our film for July. Keeping to type, Eric chose something trashy and full of debauchery, Porky’s. Below are his reasons for picking Porky’s followed by everyone’s thoughts on the cult comedy. I’ve been reading these group posts for a while now and when Kieron asked me to join the club, it came with a debt –…

Categories: 2015, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, I'm Stupid, JIZZ • Tags: beaver, beefcake, Boners, Boobs, bust your cherry, Butts, Cherry Forever, Dan Monahan, Dongs, Eggs, gym socks, hijinx, Kaki Hunter, kim catrall nude, lassie, Mark Herrier, Mike Hunt, pee wee, Porky's 1982 movie, sex in a bus, sex in a gym, Strippers, Susan Clark, the 50, the howler, Wyatt Knight

THE OFFICIAL SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER NOTIFICATION

June 10, 2015 by theipc

Hi there Most Beloveds!! In case you missed the announcement over the last week or so because it was your birthday and you got drunk for thirteen days OR if you were imprisoned in a dumpy jail in South Dakota, I’m now accepting submissions for SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER. I want to run it in July, so the earliest you could get it to me, the better (for me). Here’s the basic rules: The contest will run as long as the entries […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, Thriller, WHOSE BOOBS??? • Tags: #minions, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, shitfest 2015: summer

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LET’S KILL WARD’S WIFE (2014) THREE + TOP HATS

May 5, 2015 by theipc

Ward’s wife is a bitch and everyone hates her. She treats Ward like a cunt and berates him in front of his friends and family. She smokes while she breastfeeds and throws things at him while he’s taking a shit. One day someone says “We should kill her and bury her and make all of our lives easier.” It’s no spoiler that one day, someone does just that. What follows is a very low budget VERY BAD THINGS that is […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, Drama, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, WOAH! • Tags: Amy Acker, Ava Carpinello, birthday cake, Butts, chimneys, chopping up a body, Dagmara Dominczyk, Donald Faison, Greg Grunberg, James Carpinello, Jeanine Harrington, Jennifer McComb, let's kill ward's wife movie review, Marika Dominczyk, Murder!!, Nicollette Sheridan, No Boobs, nosy cops, Patrick Wilson, Reid Cox, Scott Foley, Sex, smoking, thighs, toilets, Underwear, Veronika Dominczyk

GIRLHOUSE (2014) LOOKING GOOD BUT…. A MOVIE LIKE THIS NEEDS BOOBS….

April 8, 2015 by theipc

When I first heard about this thing I was ALL OVER IT. This sounded just perfect – just my type – my kind of movie. Another TGOGTSBPOOBO to add to the page! I mean, this just screams THE IPC: “A HALLOWEEN-style slasher for the digital age, it follows a beautiful young college student who, needing money for tuition, moves into a house that streams content to an X-rated website. After a deranged fan hacks in to determine the house’s location, […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, HUH???, Slasher, Three Top Hats, WHY??? • Tags: Adam DiMarco, Ali Cobrin, Alice Hunter, Alyson Bath, Boobs but No Boobs, Bosoms, broken neck, Butts, Chasty Ballesteros, creepy villain, Elysia Rotaru, Erin Agostino, girlhouse 2014 movie review, girls making it with each other, little pee pee, Loverboy, Nicole Arianna Fox, practical effects, Slaine, slinky and leggy, stripping and dancing, supergirl's boobs, Zuleyka Silver

EVERLY (2014) THREE TOP HATS

March 25, 2015 by theipc

I really wanted to like this movie – I wanted to like it a LOT and come out here and sing songs about it and pump you up for it and try and help make these guys some money because I like the guys who made this and the concept of busty and hot Salma Hayek running around half clothed, killing everyone seemed like this would be right up my alley. But I can’t, because I am all about honesty […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: Aisha Ayamah, boobs but not selma hayek's boobs, Butts, cara gale is a hooker!!!, cara gale is a strumpet!!, cara gale is a trollop!!, Caroline Chikezie, Dragana Atlija, everly 2014 review, guns and more guns, japanese, Jelena Gavrilovic, Jennifer Blanc, Joe Lynch, last second saves, Laura Cepeda, lots of hookers, Salma Hayek, salma hayek's butt, smoking, Uros Certic

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AND THE SHITFEST 2015 WINNER IS!!!!

March 20, 2015 by theipc

Please congratulate a person with a penis (I think) winning the contest the chicks have ruled for three straight seasons. Good job, lads!! Here’s some Shitfest Stats for you: England – 3 wins Canada – 1 Win U.S. – 1 Win I shall now head into my basement dungeon and begin heating up the coals and casting two of the most evil trophies of the 21st Century!!!! THIS HAS BEEN EPIC BOYS AND GIRLS!!!! THANK YOU ALL!!! I see in […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015, Vampires, WHOSE BOOBS???, WOAH! • Tags: 2 & 3!, 50 Shades of Grey, ABDUCTION 2011, Alien Origin (2012), AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982), AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, AUSTRALIA (2008), BOO (2005), boob boob boobs, Boobs, BOYHOOD (2014), Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, CLOSING CEREMONY, diary of the dead 2007, Dongs, DRAG ME TO HELL, Dreamcatcher (2003), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977), Five Top Hats, FRANKENSTEIN (2014), GREEN STREET (2005), HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, HOUSE OF THE DEAD, I, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, I Loved It, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008), Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, JUPITER ASCENDING (2015), Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, MARAUDERS (1986) & GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011), MARK WALKER’S TEN GREATEST SHITFACED MOMENTS, MOVIE 43, MRS. THE IPC AND THE SPRAY CANDY, preservation 2014, puss, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981), ROBOCOP 1, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, sex tape 2014, shitfest 2015, SNOWPIERCER (2013), SOLARIS (2002), SPIDER-MAN (2002), star wars 1977, superman 1978, THE EXPENDABLES (2010), THE HOBBIT~THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014), THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE & HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, THE OPENING CEREMONY!, THE SHITFEST 2015 WHOSE BOOBS CONTEST!, tits, TROLL 2 (1990), WALKING ON SUNSHINE BULLSHIT (2014), weiners, WHOSE BOOBS CHAMP, WHOSE BOOBS More stats, WRONG TURN 6 (2014) & HOUSE OF BAD (2013)

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THE SHITFEST 2015: CLOSING CEREMONY!

March 13, 2015 by theipc

Well, My Most Beloveds, we have come to the end….. as legendary as this Shitfest was, we knew it had to end sometime…… and this is it…. this is a sad day but, thankfully, it’s not totally over yet! We still have to crown the One True Champion! As you know – we are all competing for the most sought after statue in all of filmdom and, as a reminder, here are some statements from past winners: TIM THE FILM […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Cenobites, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, Half Ass Reviews, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, JIZZ, Movie Reviews, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015 • Tags: 2 & 3!, 50 Shades of Grey, ABDUCTION 2011, Alien Origin (2012), AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982), AUSTRALIA (2008), BOO (2005), Boobs, BOYHOOD (2014), Butts, CLOSING CEREMONY, diary of the dead 2007, Dongs, DRAG ME TO HELL, Dreamcatcher (2003), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977), FRANKENSTEIN (2014), GREEN STREET (2005), HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, HOUSE OF THE DEAD, I, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008), JUPITER ASCENDING (2015), MARAUDERS (1986) & GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011), MARK WALKER’S TEN GREATEST SHITFACED MOMENTS, MOVIE 43, MRS. THE IPC AND THE SPRAY CANDY, preservation 2014, puss, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981), ROBOCOP 1, sex tape 2014, shitfest 2015, SNOWPIERCER (2013), SOLARIS (2002), SPIDER-MAN (2002), star wars 1977, superman 1978, THE EXPENDABLES (2010), THE HOBBIT~THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014), THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE & HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, THE OPENING CEREMONY!, THE SHITFEST 2015 WHOSE BOOBS CONTEST!, tits, TROLL 2 (1990), WALKING ON SUNSHINE BULLSHIT (2014), weiners, WHOSE BOOBS CHAMP, WRONG TURN 6 (2014) & HOUSE OF BAD (2013)

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SHITFEST 2015: SEX TAPE (2014)

March 5, 2015 by theipc

THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY MY BITCH: Digital Shortbread’s Shitfest 2015 entry — Sex Tape Release: Friday, July 18, 2014 [Netflix] The trickiest part about reviewing a movie like Sex Tape is doing it without giving myself an ulcer. Or a heart attack. Or without calling Cameron Diaz too many terribly degrading names. Or getting depressed that I actually watched this film, spent the money on it, spent the time on it, spent my brain cells on it, spent anything on […]

Categories: 2015, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2015, WHY??? • Tags: Butts, Cameron Diaz, dicks, digital shortbead, Ellie Kemper, Jake Kasdan, Jason Segel, miley cyrus, no one has sex that much, Not Even Any Boobs, panties, Poundy Sex, Rob Corddry, rob lowe, sex and dick jokes, sex tape 2014, shitfest 2015, this movie sucked so bad

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COLD PREY 2 (2008) FOUR ICE AXES!

December 29, 2014 by theipc

Apparently the first Cold Prey came out in 2006, back when Brian was still a virginal cotillion escort and Tim (The Film Guy) was three, but I remember watching it and – that was way before this site – I remember really liking it. I remember that was when we got our first HD TV and started looking at HD DVDs but I was still RENTING movies from the local Blockbuster on DVD and, even though we had an up-convert DVD […]

Categories: 2014, Death and Destruction, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Slasher • Tags: Abominable Snowman, Butts, Cold Prey 2 Movie Review, Hot Scandinavians, I Loved It, Ingrid Bolsø Berdal, Johanna Mørck, Kim Wifladt, Marthe Snorresdotter Rovik, Mats Stenberg, No Boobs, Norway, ovies, Slasher, worth the wait

AN IPC MOVIE CONSIDERATION: NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD AND NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

October 13, 2014 by theipc

Someone once told me that a remake of a movie can’t be better than the original because the remake wouldn’t exist if the original wasn’t out there first. I don’t know if I agree with this but I appreciate that someone said that to me and I appreciate free and independent thought but, to me, I don’t follow that Theory. That would be like me saying “This 2015 model Dodge Challenger isn’t better than this 1913 Model T Ford because […]

Categories: 2014, 60s, 90s, Cannibal Bastards, Consideration: Original and Remake, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: AN IPC MOVIE CONSIDERATION, BARNS, Bill Moseley, BLOOD GUTS AND BULLETS, Butts, Duane Jones, EXPLOSIONS, GAS TANKS, GEORGE ROMERO, Heather Mazur, Judith O'Dea, Judith Ridley, Karl Hardman, Katie Finneran, Keith Wayne, Marilyn Eastman, McKee Anderson, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Night of the Living Dead (1990), No Boobs, Patricia Tallman, TOM "SEX MACHINE" SAVINI, Tom Towles, Tony Todd, William Butler, Zombies

SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004) FOUR TOP HATS

August 18, 2014 by theipc

Do you remember this? I do – I remember this came with a LOT of hype surrounding it – and you might know that a lot of hype to me usually translates into “I’m going to fucking hate it” and “I’ll probably never watch it” – so I went into this loaded with Hate and loaded on Tequila and Grass and after it was over I was pissed (and Pissed) and turned to my friend and drunkenly growled that I […]

Categories: 2014, Action, Cannibal Bastards, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, Zombies • Tags: A GREAT SHAUN OF THE DEAD MOVIE REVIEW, Butts, Edgar Wright, FAKE EYES, IPC FAILS, JEAN JACKETS, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis, MOONING, Nick Frost, No Boobs, PUMPKINS, Simon Pegg, THBTHBTHBTHBTHBTHBT-y, Zombies

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