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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ SKELETON MAN (2004)

July 30, 2014 by theipc

BY: BANANAS ABOUT MOVIES Skeleton Man The following review of Skeleton Man is brought to you in association with Shitfest Summer 2014, a blogathon that comes to you all the way from Shitfest Island, bearing gifts of movie crapdom, with a side order of rancid sweetcorn, and greasy peanuts from a half-digested Snickers bar, parped into a bucket from the arse of a man with irritable bowel syndrome. Yes, this is Shitfest. And this is Skeleton Man, a crime against […]

Categories: 2014, Death and Destruction, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, Most Unclean, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, Uncategorized • Tags: BANANAS ABOUT MOVIES, Booboo Stewart?????, Casper van Dien, Eric Etebari, Jackie Debatin, Jonathon Klein, MICHAEL ROOKER, No Boobs, Sarah Ann Schultz, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, SKELETON MAN, SOUNDS SHIT, THIS LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE

SHIVER (2012) TWO TOP HATS

December 16, 2013 by theipc

Severed heads in a jar???? CHECK!! Danielle Harris???? CHECK!! John Jarratt (from WOLF CREEK) CHECK!!!! The Starship Trooper???? CHECK!!!! And then →→→→→→→→→ this movie went out and totally totally sucked some balls. I don’t really want to get into the topic of ball sucking because I get enough pervy Googlers out here, but, by using that term I mean it’s not good. From the opening scene where Jarratt is in a diner fantasizing about the hot, teenage waitress all chained […]

Categories: 2013, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: Casper van Dien, Danielle Harris, Heads in A Jar, I Still Heart Danielle Harris, John Jarratt, Lisa Foiles, Mckenzie Coffee, MISERABLE, Nikita Esco, No Boobs, No Nothin', No Sex, Rae Dawn Chong, Savannah Johnson, Shiver 2012 Movie Review, Valerie Harper

THE PACT (2012) FOUR TOP HATS

May 30, 2012 by theipc

If The Good and Awesome and Beloved Reader has been reading my posts for even two seconds, The Good and Patient Reader will recognize a few things: I “talk” way too much, I watch a lot of movies, I hope to like everything I see and I can get suckered into renting something pretty easily with either a wicked title or trailer. If (wait for it) IF – you happen to look at the trailer for this and think that this […]

Categories: 2012, Four Top Hats, Slasher • Tags: Agnes Bruckner, Caity Lotz, Casper van Dien, Creepy Wallpaper, Haley Hudson, Haunted House, Loved It, Paranormal Activity, Serial Killer, The Pact 2012 Movie Review

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ SKELETON MAN (2004)

SHIVER (2012) TWO TOP HATS

THE PACT (2012) FOUR TOP HATS