by theipc
(editor’s note – the concept for this seemed a lot better than the drunken finished project)
Categories: 2017, Action, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, No Boobs, Very Gory • Tags: beating up a car, brawl in cell block 99, BROKEN LEGS, Cigars, don johnson, Dongs, drunken posting, Grindhouse, killing everything, No Boobs, SCHLONGS, shitpots, smashed skulls, super violent, the guy who did bone tomahawk, Vince Vaughn
by theipc
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY (1966) Normally for these Half Ass Reviews I try and go off about something totally unrelated to the mainstream movie in question but, this time, I thought I’d give a true life tale about this thing. I don’t remember when it was that I tried to watch this – I think it was last summer, around the time I watched ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST (I think) and I fucking hated […]
Categories: 2015, 60s, Action, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Drama, Four Top Hats, Half Ass Reviews, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Western • Tags: a walk among the tombstones movie, anonymous, blondie, blowing up bridges, Booze, boring and lame, Cigars, Clint Eastwood, confederate gold, Dan Stevens, David Harbour, dirty cops, eating, Eli Wallach, gangs, HORSES, Laura Birn, Lee Van Cleef, Liam Neeson, liam neeson doing the same shit over and over, loud, Luigi Pistilli, MAFIA, No Boobs, old cops, pyow pyow pyow bullet sounds, Sergio Leone, Silly, the good the bad and the ugly movie, the ugly can't spell, thugs, tuco, Ugly People, union bastards, Western, whistle sound effects. ponchos, yankees
by theipc
As usual with these types of movies (the Drive In style) it’s difficult to find any screen captures out on the web so I end up making my own. In the case of this post, I want to start off with there will probably be SPOILERS in here (if you think you might go watch this – I would hate to ruin it for you) and there might be some boobs, so, if that’s not your thing, I understand if […]
Categories: 90s, Boobs, Drive - In, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Slasher, Thriller • Tags: Barbara Alyn Woods, Boobs, Catya Sassoon, Cigars, Dance With Death Movie Review, Drive In, Gold Stripeprs, Jill Pierce, Lisa Kudrow, Martin Mull, Maxwell Caulfield, Strippers, Surprisingly Bloody, The Sex, Tracey Burch
