Tag: Daniel Craig

HALF ASS REVIEWS: MUNICH AND THE LAST BOY SCOUT

March 23, 2015 by theipc

MUNICH (2005) Once again, Steven Spielberg gets in the Director’s chair to weave an award winning saga about a certain era in the history of the world – this time he takes on the underground world of Germany’s Sex For Food Societies. According to Spielberg, M.U.N.I.C.H, or Men Undressed and Nude, Incorporating Culinary Housings, was formed by Adolf Hitler in 1935 to develop more powerful and strengthening recipes for sauerkraut and braunschweiger to feed to his troops as they marched […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Four Top Hats, Half Ass Reviews, Hostages, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: americans, Ayelet Zurer, Boobs, Bruce McGill, Bruce Willis, Chelsea Field, Ciarán Hinds, cocaine, Damon Wayans, Daniel Craig, Danielle Harris, Eric Bana, football, Geoffrey Rush, german sex trade, Germans, girl scout cookies, Half Ass Reviews, Halle Berry, i tripped and my dick slipped into your wife, jews, Kim Coates, Marie-Josée Croze, munich movie review, No Boobs, penises, rap music, satan claus, spies, STEVEN SPIELBERG, the last boy scout, Tony Scott, Valeria Bruni Tedeschi

CASINO ROYALE (2006) 004 TEABAGS

September 25, 2014 by theipc

You know, I like to say that I’ve never seen any James Bond movies but that’s technically only half true. I’ve seen SOME of most of them, I’ve just never liked any of them. My experience with Bond started off with Roger Moore – and I just couldn’t stand his smugness. Later I tried looking at some Sean Connery-s but didn’t really care for those either. I didn’t even bother with Timothy Dalton and I hate Pierce Brosnan so – […]

Categories: 2014, Action, Boobs, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews • Tags: BALL GRABBING, BULGES, CASINO ROYALE MOVIE REVIEW, Daniel Craig, Eva Green, EVA GREEN CAN COME ON OVER ANY TIME, EVA GREEN IS FUCKING HOT, I'D LIKE TO PUT MY FACE IN EVA GREEN'S BOOBS, Ivana Milicevic, Judi Dench, Loved It, MIGHT AS WELL BE BOOBS

LAYER CAKE (2004) FOUR TOP HATS

May 14, 2014 by theipc

“From the producers of “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” and “Snatch” come Layer Cake, a very similarly themed crime movie that UPs the blood and body counts and, IMO, improves on the two Guy Ritchie jobs. I LOVED “LSaTSB” when it came out but I looked at it recently and it is dated even for 1998… the film coloring was trendy then but, after all of these years, we’ve come across better looking versions. I also LOVED Snatch when […]

Categories: 2014, Action, Boobs, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, COFFEE POT BEAT DOWN, Colm Meaney, Dagon the Assassin, Daniel Craig, Drugs, EASTERN EUROPEANS, George Harris, LAYER CAKE MOVIE REVIEW, LEGS, Matthew Vaughn, Michael Gambon, Sally Hawkins, Sienna Miller, Tom Hardy, VERY COOL

ROAD TO PERDITION (2002) FOUR TOP HATS

May 12, 2014 by theipc

I realize this isn’t the type of movie you normally find out here so I hope no one is alarmed but I do actually watch a lot of mainstream stuff, I just don’t normally write about them because most other people are and they do much better work than I do. I think we can all agree that I’ve set the bar pretty fucking low for future generations of people who want to do some movie writn’ but I keep […]

Categories: 2014, Drama, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews • Tags: Awesome, BANK ROBBING, Daniel Craig, DEATH, GUNMEN, Hi Cara, HI MUTANT, I Loved It, Jennifer Jason Leigh, MOBSTERS, NO BOOBS WHATSOEVER, PAUL NEWMAN, ROAD TO PERDITION MOVIE REVIEW, SAM MENDES, Tom Hanks, TOMMY GUNS

SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 8: DREAM HOUSE (2011)

May 8, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: CLARATSI’S MOVIE REVIEW There’s something wonderful about a new ‘Dream House’; Lick of paint, replacing old with new, polishing everything to perfection. The same can’t be said for this meager Daniel Craig house of mystery vehicle. Aspiring novelist Will (Craig) quits his job in the city to write and spend more time with his family in their new home to later find out that the previous occupants were murdered. When a mysterious man appears lurking outside his window Will investigates […]

Categories: 2013, Movie Reviews, Nothing, SHITFEST 2013!, Thriller • Tags: Daniel Craig, Dream House movie review, Naomi Watts, No Boobs, Nothing, Rachel Weisz, SHITFEST 2013!, Stupid, Terrible, Vapid

THE JACKET (2004) FOUR TOP HATS

January 15, 2013 by theipc

The first time I saw THE JACKET i was in a really dark place – I was travelling for work, all alone, away from my wife and family, stuck in some hotel in Atlanta (Georgia), sleep deprived and it really freaked me the fuck out. I’m SUPER claustrophobic so those scenes in the morgue drawer really did a number on me and weren’t conducive to high productivity at the company’s HQ the next day. Watching it again, the other day, […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Adrien Brody, Boobs, Brad Renfro, Daniel Craig, Insane Asylum, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Keira Knightley, Kelly Lynch, Kris Kristofferson, Mackenzie Phillips, Psychological Thriller, The Jacket Movie Review, Time Travel

DREAM HOUSE (2011) TWO TOP HATS

February 4, 2012 by theipc

For those of you who look at my ramblings, you know that I can get easily suckered hooked by a movie trailer or even the poster and, believe me, that’s what we have here. Here’s a quick back story – last year I watched Robert Redford’s “The Conspirator” and the entire time I was thinking – “This is made by Robert Redford??” It was completely and totally boring and looked and felt like an ’80s made-for-after-school TV show. The Dream […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Two Top Hats • Tags: Boresville, Daniel Craig, Dream House movie review, Elias Koteas, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Naomi Watts, Not Very Exciting, Pass, Rachel Weisz