Tag: Dongs

BLOOD ORGY AT BEAVER LAKE (2012) PLEASE SEE BELOW (THIS TIME THERE ARE WORDS)

August 1, 2016 by theipc

First off, for the three people that still look at this place, sorry about that last post I did about The Triangle. That was supposed to be a treatise on what I found searching ‘The Triangle movie 2016’ but then I put all of the pictures together, got busy and never did any text – then I was out of town and couldn’t delete the damned thing so – oh well. Today’s post comes regarding an absolutely terrible movie that […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, I'm Sorry, JIZZ • Tags: bad cgi, BEAVERS, blood orgy at beaver creek movie, Boobs, Brandis Bishop, chicken raping, Chickens, Courtney Hermon-Taylor, Dongs, DR Bung, drumsticks, dry humping, Frank J. Levanduski, GUNS, JIZZ, Kathleen Kelly, Katie Hepfinger, lots of boobs, lots of humping, Mike C. Hartman, Pot, quack whore magazine, terrible but fun, The Sex, tits, Virginia Bryant

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: IT FOLLOWS (2014)

August 14, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY Shitfest 2015 ~ Summer: It Follows (2014) Shit Swallows (2014) It Follows (2014) *SPOILERS FOLLOW!* BRAD: I’m not gonna lie. I didn’t hate it. It had great atmosphere and camera work. And I had a love/hate relationship with the score but at times it really worked and there were times when there was no score which was great for added tension. BRIAN: I thought the score was ok. It was like a combo of Halloween, Dune, and Star Trek: […]

Categories: 2015, HUH???, JIZZ, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: Boobs, Daniel Zovatto, David Robert Mitchell, Debbie Williams, Dongs, hipsters, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT, it follows movie review, Keir Gilchrist, Lili Sepe, Maika Monroe, monsters, old ladies, Olivia Luccardi, One of my Favorite Movies, peepers, Ruby Harris, shitfest 2015: summer, the beach scene, Underwear, wonderful score

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THE SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER OPENING CEREMONY!!

July 1, 2015 by theipc

Here we go! It seems nature called and abhorred a vacuum in the universe so we’re here to set things back to normal – and by typing that we mean – it’s time for another Shitfest!! FUCK YES!!! It’s summer time where I live so we’ll call this Shitfest – Summer and then take off all of our clothes and go jump in the lake! We’ll have to be very choosy about which body of water we jump in because […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, CLAM AND PEN, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, Most Unclean, Movie Reviews, One Top Hat, Praise Be to The IPC, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHOSE BOOBS???, WHY???, WOAH!, Zombies • Tags: #minions, AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, ass, boob boob boobs, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, Dongs, Five Top Hats, hello satan, I Loved It, Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, nakedness, orgies, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, shitfest 2015, shitfest 2015: summer, that movie needs more devil, tits, WHOSE BOOBS

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BREAK OUT YOUR LOOSE PANTS AND UNLOCK THOSE CHASTITY GARMENTS – SHITFEST STARTS TOMORROW!

June 30, 2015 by theipc

Are you ready????? CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?????????? Are you as turned on as a hillbilly at a family reunion??????? Do you need a handy IPC Ice Pack™ for your burning loins???? Or would you just prefer some salve?? Let me know either way and I’ll take care of you!! Shitfest 2015 ~ Summer starts tomorrow and I can’t be more happy! We’ve got some GREAT stuff lined up and at the end we’ll all vote for the one true champion!!!! […]

Categories: 2015, 80s Encore, Action, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, CLAM AND PEN, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, Nothing, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY???, WOAH! • Tags: #minions, AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, ass, boob boob boobs, Boobs, bring it bitches, Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, Dongs, Five Top Hats, hello satan, I Loved It, Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, nakedness, orgies, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, shitfest 2015, shitfest 2015: summer, that movie needs more devil, tits, WHOSE BOOBS

PORKY’S (1982)

June 28, 2015 by theipc

Originally posted on what about the twinkie?:
For this months edition of Film Club, new member Eric from the IPC was forced into picking our film for July. Keeping to type, Eric chose something trashy and full of debauchery, Porky’s. Below are his reasons for picking Porky’s followed by everyone’s thoughts on the cult comedy. I’ve been reading these group posts for a while now and when Kieron asked me to join the club, it came with a debt –…

Categories: 2015, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, I'm Stupid, JIZZ • Tags: beaver, beefcake, Boners, Boobs, bust your cherry, Butts, Cherry Forever, Dan Monahan, Dongs, Eggs, gym socks, hijinx, Kaki Hunter, kim catrall nude, lassie, Mark Herrier, Mike Hunt, pee wee, Porky's 1982 movie, sex in a bus, sex in a gym, Strippers, Susan Clark, the 50, the howler, Wyatt Knight

THE DEAD POOL (1988) THREE .44 MAGNUMS

June 26, 2015 by theipc

I remember seeing this with my dad back in the theater before a lot of Most Beloveds who read this place were born, but I didn’t really remember much about it aside from a remote controlled car that was able to “drive” sixty miles an hour. That and some shit stealing “Welcome to the Jungle” that really didn’t seem to have any meaning for the story…. but I gave it a watch yesterday and I can’t say that I loved […]

Categories: 2015, 80s, Action, Four Top Hats, No Boobs, Population Sample • Tags: .44 magnum, Adele Yoshioka, airplane pilot, airport tacos, Albert Popwell, alcatraz, Andrew Robinson, axl rose, Bad Cops, badassness, Balls, barbershops, bazookas, BEACHES, BEAVERS, Bette Ford, Boners, Boobs, Bradford Dillman, car chase, Christine White, Clint Eastwood, cocaine, David Soul, Diana Davidson, dirty harry, Dirty Harry Movie Review, Do You Feel Lucky, dogs, Dongs, full frontal, guns n roses, Hal Holbrook, harpoons, harry calahan, Harry Guardino, Hippies, hitchhiking, hotel satan, Iconic Movie Figure, invalids, James Fargo, Jana D'Amico, Jocelyn Jones, John Vernon, Kate Harper, Kidnapping!!, Laurie Mock, Liam Neeson, Lois Foraker, magnum firearms, magnum force 1973, Margaret Avery, Mitchell Ryan, Nick Pellegrino, Pat Hingle, Patricia Clarkson, pigtails, pimps and hos, Punk??, Reni Santoni, Robert Urich, Samantha Doane, slash, snatch bank, sondra locke, sudden impact 1983, Susheela Asregadoo, suzanne somers boobs, suzanne somers tits, the dead pool 1988, the enforcer 1976, The Scorpio Killer, three way sex, Tim Matheson, tit bank, Tough Cops!!, tyne daly, very short shorts, VFW, Victoria Bastel

SUDDEN IMPACT (1983) FOUR .44 MAGNUMS

June 19, 2015 by theipc

Dirty Harry is back and he’s starting to look old! I’m not sure of his exact birthday but I think Eastwood was probably 90 when this came out but he can still kick some ass and shoot with remarkable aim. If you’re running from him, hiding in the shadows, jumping out of the way –> one shot and you’re fucked. Out of the four of these I’ve seen, this is probably my least favorite of the bunch even though it […]

Categories: 2015, 80s, Action, Boobs, Four Top Hats, Population Sample, Thriller • Tags: .44 magnum, Adele Yoshioka, airplane pilot, airport tacos, Albert Popwell, alcatraz, Andrew Robinson, Bad Cops, badassness, Balls, barbershops, bazookas, BEACHES, BEAVERS, Bette Ford, Boners, Boobs, Bradford Dillman, car chase, Christine White, Clint Eastwood, cocaine, David Soul, Diana Davidson, dirty harry, Dirty Harry Movie Review, Do You Feel Lucky, dogs, Dongs, full frontal, Hal Holbrook, harry calahan, Harry Guardino, Hippies, hitchhiking, Iconic Movie Figure, invalids, James Fargo, Jana D'Amico, Jocelyn Jones, John Vernon, Kate Harper, Kidnapping!!, Laurie Mock, Lois Foraker, magnum firearms, magnum force 1973, Margaret Avery, Mitchell Ryan, Nick Pellegrino, Pat Hingle, pigtails, pimps and hos, Punk??, Reni Santoni, Robert Urich, Samantha Doane, snatch bank, sondra locke, sudden impact 1983, Susheela Asregadoo, suzanne somers boobs, suzanne somers tits, the enforcer 1976, The Scorpio Killer, three way sex, Tim Matheson, tit bank, Tough Cops!!, tyne daly, very short shorts, VFW

THE ENFORCER (1976) FOUR .44 MAGNUMS

June 12, 2015 by theipc

I wish they still made movies like these. Balls out, take no prisoners, who gives a fuck about what I say or do political incorrectness…. This is “episode 3” so to speak and this has it all again! Cheap sluts, N words, porn shoots, dongs, full frontal, sex dolls, Q words, F words, male chauvinism… basically all of the shit no one can get away with these days. What’s going on in this one? Some post Vietnam revolutionary hippies have […]

Categories: 2015, 70s, Action, Boobs, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, Population Sample • Tags: alcatraz, badassness, barbershops, bazookas, BEAVERS, Boobs, Clint Eastwood, Dongs, Harry Guardino, Hippies, hitchhiking, James Fargo, Jocelyn Jones, Kidnapping!!, Nick Pellegrino, pigtails, Samantha Doane, the enforcer 1976, tyne daly, very short shorts, VFW

IT FOLLOWS (2014) HELL YES!!!!

April 24, 2015 by theipc

Have you been able to see this yet? Do you live in the mountains of Utah in a place called Satan’s Asshole??? Have you read enough about this that your sick of it?? Well – this is my favorite movie of the year so far so I figured I had better put something out about it so I can keep my Street Cred. Or is it “Kred”? I never know what’s going on and no one ever tells me anything […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JIZZ • Tags: Boobs, Daniel Zovatto, David Robert Mitchell, Debbie Williams, Dongs, hipsters, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT, it follows movie review, Keir Gilchrist, Lili Sepe, Maika Monroe, monsters, old ladies, Olivia Luccardi, One of my Favorite Movies, peepers, Ruby Harris, the beach scene, Underwear, wonderful score

AND THE SHITFEST 2015 WINNER IS!!!!

March 20, 2015 by theipc

Please congratulate a person with a penis (I think) winning the contest the chicks have ruled for three straight seasons. Good job, lads!! Here’s some Shitfest Stats for you: England – 3 wins Canada – 1 Win U.S. – 1 Win I shall now head into my basement dungeon and begin heating up the coals and casting two of the most evil trophies of the 21st Century!!!! THIS HAS BEEN EPIC BOYS AND GIRLS!!!! THANK YOU ALL!!! I see in […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015, Vampires, WHOSE BOOBS???, WOAH! • Tags: 2 & 3!, 50 Shades of Grey, ABDUCTION 2011, Alien Origin (2012), AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982), AMY RYAN, Amy Ryan's boobs, Amy Ryan's tits, AUSTRALIA (2008), BOO (2005), boob boob boobs, Boobs, BOYHOOD (2014), Butts, Charlize Theron, Charlize Theron's boobs, Charlize Theron's tits, Christina Hendricks, Christina Hendricks's boobs, Christina Hendricks's tits, CLOSING CEREMONY, diary of the dead 2007, Dongs, DRAG ME TO HELL, Dreamcatcher (2003), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977), Five Top Hats, FRANKENSTEIN (2014), GREEN STREET (2005), HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, HOUSE OF THE DEAD, I, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, I Loved It, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008), Jessica Biel, JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS, Jessica Biel's tits, JUPITER ASCENDING (2015), Kaley Cuoco, Kaley Cuoco's boobs, Kaley Cuoco's tits, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley's boobs, Keira Knightley's tits, Lake Bell, lake bell's boobs, Lake Bell's tits, Madonna, Madonna's boobs, Madonna's tits, MARAUDERS (1986) & GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011), MARK WALKER’S TEN GREATEST SHITFACED MOMENTS, MOVIE 43, MRS. THE IPC AND THE SPRAY CANDY, preservation 2014, puss, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981), ROBOCOP 1, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar's tits, sex tape 2014, shitfest 2015, SNOWPIERCER (2013), SOLARIS (2002), SPIDER-MAN (2002), star wars 1977, superman 1978, THE EXPENDABLES (2010), THE HOBBIT~THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014), THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE & HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, THE OPENING CEREMONY!, THE SHITFEST 2015 WHOSE BOOBS CONTEST!, tits, TROLL 2 (1990), WALKING ON SUNSHINE BULLSHIT (2014), weiners, WHOSE BOOBS CHAMP, WHOSE BOOBS More stats, WRONG TURN 6 (2014) & HOUSE OF BAD (2013)

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THE SHITFEST 2015: CLOSING CEREMONY!

March 13, 2015 by theipc

Well, My Most Beloveds, we have come to the end….. as legendary as this Shitfest was, we knew it had to end sometime…… and this is it…. this is a sad day but, thankfully, it’s not totally over yet! We still have to crown the One True Champion! As you know – we are all competing for the most sought after statue in all of filmdom and, as a reminder, here are some statements from past winners: TIM THE FILM […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, Cenobites, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, Half Ass Reviews, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, JIZZ, Movie Reviews, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015 • Tags: 2 & 3!, 50 Shades of Grey, ABDUCTION 2011, Alien Origin (2012), AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982), AUSTRALIA (2008), BOO (2005), Boobs, BOYHOOD (2014), Butts, CLOSING CEREMONY, diary of the dead 2007, Dongs, DRAG ME TO HELL, Dreamcatcher (2003), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977), FRANKENSTEIN (2014), GREEN STREET (2005), HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, HOUSE OF THE DEAD, I, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008), JUPITER ASCENDING (2015), MARAUDERS (1986) & GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2011), MARK WALKER’S TEN GREATEST SHITFACED MOMENTS, MOVIE 43, MRS. THE IPC AND THE SPRAY CANDY, preservation 2014, puss, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981), ROBOCOP 1, sex tape 2014, shitfest 2015, SNOWPIERCER (2013), SOLARIS (2002), SPIDER-MAN (2002), star wars 1977, superman 1978, THE EXPENDABLES (2010), THE HOBBIT~THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014), THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE & HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, THE OPENING CEREMONY!, THE SHITFEST 2015 WHOSE BOOBS CONTEST!, tits, TROLL 2 (1990), WALKING ON SUNSHINE BULLSHIT (2014), weiners, WHOSE BOOBS CHAMP, WRONG TURN 6 (2014) & HOUSE OF BAD (2013)

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GONE GIRL (2014) FOUR DONGS

October 15, 2014 by theipc

*NSFW* The other weekend, MRS THE IPC and I hit the theaters to see GONE GIRL at 11:00 AM on a Saturday. The theater was absolutely PACKED and the concession line was ridiculous and while I was standing there among a bunch of yammering people, I started to get itchy and tic-y and edgy and started questioning my will to go on. But I had made a promise and I intended to keep it and I love MRS THE IPC […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, Thriller • Tags: Bloody, Boobs, CATS, DAVID FUCKING FINCHER, Dongs, Emily Ratajkowski, en Affleck, FECES, Four Top Hats, GONE GIRL MOVIE REVIEW, HAMMER TO THE HEAD, I Loved It, Kim Dickens, MISSY PYLE, Neil Patrick Harris, Patrick Fugit, Rosamund Pike, SUSPENSE, Tyler Perry

SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ ULTRACHRIST! (2003)

July 1, 2014 by theipc

BY: FILM GRIMOIRE ULTRACHRIST! 2003 Another season passes, and another Shitfest begins! I know this because I willingly watched a film called Ultrachrist! (2003) the other day, and I never normally would have done such a thing. I’m not sure how I found this film, but I had the opportunity to watch it, and I did so. And it was bad. Ultrachrist! begins with Jesus Christ himself arriving from the heavens above, naked, in a dingy alleyway in New […]

Categories: Boobs, Excitement, FUCKING TERRIBLE, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: Boobs, Celia A. Montgomery, Dongs, FILM GRIMOIRE, Jonathan C. Green, Samuel Bruce Campbell, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, ULTRACHRIST!

21 AND OVER (2013) BUTTS AND COCKS ABOUND

April 10, 2014 by theipc

This movie….. I really didn’t care for this thing and it’s not because of what I am going to get into later it’s just… I don’t know… I mean – we’ve all seen teen sex and drinking comedies our whole lives so I guess if you want to make one for a new generation of teenagers you have to up the ante since it’s just the same fucking story over and over. I don’t think I’m some sort of fucking […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, GROSS!!, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Nothing, Two Top Hats • Tags: 21 AND OVER MOVIE REVIEW, Boobs, Butts, Christiann Castellanos, Dongs, Jonathan Keltz |, Josie Loren, Justin Chon, Miles Teller, NOT SO GOOD, Piss, PUKE, Sarah Wright, SCHLONGS, Stupid

AN IPC MOVIE CONSIDERATION: THE STEPFATHER 1986 V THE STEPFATHER 2009

March 31, 2014 by theipc

So – well – yep – here we are. I don’t do many of these Considerations but once in a while I’ll look at an original and a remake and try to tackle them both. I really don’t remember why I got into this but here we are looking at the old Terry O’Quinn movie and the one from 2009. Oh wait. Now I do. Details below. Spoiler: Amber Heard slinking around in a tiny bikini is in the ’09 […]

Categories: 2014, 80s, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Consideration: Original and Remake, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Slasher, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: "There's something in her throat", Amber Heard, Anna Hagan, Blu Mankuma, Boobs, Butts, Deirdre Lovejoy, Dongs, Dylan Walsh, Fake Dads, Gillian Barber, I'm Watching Silence of the Lambs, Jill Schoelen, Kara Ortiz, Knives, Paige Turco, Penn Badgley, Sela Ward, Shelley Hack, Sherry Stringfield, Skyler Samuels, Terry O'Quinn, Terry O'Quinn's Floppy Dong, The IPC Movie Consideration, The Stepfather 1986, The Stepfather 2009

I AM A GHOST (2012 / 2014) ~ A DIFFERENT KIND OF POST

March 9, 2014 by theipc

Happy Sunday everyone!! I sat down the other day to watch a movie I had never heard of called I AM A GHOST and, like I normally do, I sent a note to this group of Good and Most Beloved People I spend time Tweeting with (@SporadicZoe @metalmike25 @caragale123 @theipcdotme @tableninemutant @Kloipy) (which are all blogs you probably follow already) that I was starting it. With this group of people, we normally spend time talking about VERY IMPORTANT things – […]

Categories: 2014, Drama, Ghosts, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: A LOT OF TALKING THERE IN THE MIDDLE, Anna Ishida, BE CAREFUL THERE'S A DANGLY DONG TOWARDS THE END, Dongs, FANTASTIC ENDING, Ghosts, H.P. Mendoza, I AM A GHOST MOVIE REVIEW, Jeannie Barroga, No Boobs, Rick Burkhardt, SOME IF IT WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC, THREE PERSON CAST

PSYCHOSIS (2010) TWO TOP HATS

July 23, 2013 by theipc

While I have never been to England, from watching movies, I have learned that I think they can show sex on TV there. With that said, my impression of this is an English made for TV film. It’s got a couple of bloody parts, some sex but not nudity (except for this one unfortunate shot of a dude’s giant dingus) and a whole lot of are-they-or-are-they-not hallucination scenes. In the end, you could think to yourself, hmmm that’s kind of […]

Categories: Boobs, Drama, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: Boobs, Charisma Carpenter, Dongs, Katrena Rochell, Not Very Exciting, Not Very Good, Psychosis 2010 Movie Reviw, Serial Killer, Shrooms, Slaine Kelly

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)