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An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)

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POPULATION SAMPLES
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BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2011) THE BEST Z-MOVIE EVER

December 25, 2014 by theipc

In honor of Jesus’ birthday – let’s party party party on Christmas with one of my favorite movies ever – Bloody Bloody Bible Camp! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG This movie is everything I’ve been looking for forever. I mean this. I LOVED this. I wish I had been a part of this. If any of the people that took part in this should ever come across this page – I say to you THANK YOU! THANK […]

Categories: Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Amazing, Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Movie Review, Chris Staviski, Christopher Raff, David C. Hayes, Deborah Venegas, Drive In, Elissa Dowling, Fucking Awesome, Grindhouse, Ivet Corvea, Jay Fields, Jeff Dylan Graham, Jessica Sonneborn, Matthew Aidan, One of my Favorite Movies, Reggie Bannister, Ron Jeremy, Tim Sullivan, Troy Guthrie, Very Gory, Vito Trabucco

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ISAACS INTERVIEWS CINEMA SCHMINEMA ~ 2013

January 3, 2013 by theipc

Sure we all know Misty from her tremendously popular and beloved blog at CINEMA SCHMINEMA, but did you know that she has a dark side??? Did you know that she was once a crime novelist living in San Francisco who had a fondness for…… ICE PICKS??!!!??!?!!! Did you know that she was once involved in a brutal mind game with the San Fran PD??!!!?? Well – once all of that was cleared up she turned to blogging and, despite being self […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Isaacs Interviews • Tags: Cinema Schminema, Fucking Awesome, ISAACS INTERVIEWS, YOU PEOPLE ROCK!!!

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THE IPC HOT FLASH # 2

October 17, 2012 by theipc

Well here we are with another news bulletin… This will be a double post day – the first being this and the second a nostalgic trip back to the Drive – In. My main point of putting this out this morning, before I’ve had my morning blast of Diet Coke while reading the sports page, is to let everyone know that: now that Misty (CINEMA SCHMINEMA) finally relented worked with me on the wicked awesome DUST UP write up, I’ve been able […]

Categories: 2012, Excitement, Five Top Hats, The IPC Double Take, Thriller • Tags: Fucking Awesome

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THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE ~ FEATURING LEMUEL SEVERANCE: KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK (!!!) (1978)

October 8, 2012 by theipc

A month or so ago, Lem and I were talking on instant message about something or other and we delved into KISS and THE IPC here and at the very same moment we were both “What was that movie they made?” and then we both: “PHANTOM OF THE PARK!!!!” and instantly knew we would be doing this project! When I was first thinking about it, I was so excited to do this because it’s been so long since I’ve seen […]

Categories: 70s, Excitement, The IPC Double Take • Tags: Ace Frehley, Anthony Zerbe, Brion James, Deborah Ryan, Fucking Awesome, Gene Simmons, KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK Movie review, KISS!!!, Lisa Jane Persky, Paul Stanley, Peter Criss

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THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE ~ FEATURING MARKED MOVIES: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)

October 1, 2012 by theipc

I don’t exactly remember the events surrounding MARKED MOVIES and I planning on doing this, but I imagine it had something to do with my awe of his writing skills (especially his fucking awesome SIT DOWN SERIES) – but I asked him if he would be interested and I told him I’d buy him some shots if I ever run into him in person and we agreed on “Escape” which we both haven’t seen in a long time and here […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, John Carpenter, The IPC Double Take • Tags: A Number One, Adrienne Barbeau, Donald Pleasence, Ernest Borgnine, Escape From New York Movie Review, Fucking Awesome, Harry Dean Stanton, Isaac Hayes, John Carpenter, Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Season Hubley, Snake Plissken, The Duke of New York, Tom Atkins

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THE SLEEPER (2012) FIVE TOP HATS

September 28, 2012 by theipc

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would not present myself to you today and report back that this is a perfect movie – five top hat style. I stand before you this morning to tell you this: I FUCKING LOVED THIS. I loved this from the opening scene to the very end. Well wait, let’s go back in time a minute. This movie falls into my favorite category – The Group Of Girls Trapped Somewhere Being Picked Off One By One. You […]

Categories: 2012, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Ali Ferda, Brittany Belland, E. Ray Goodwin, Elizabeth Lane, Fucking Awesome, Jason Jay Crabtree, Jenna Fournier, Jessica Cameron, Justin Russell, Paul Moon, Riana Ballo, Slasher, TGOGTSBPOOBO, The Sleeper (2012) Movie Review, Tiffany Arnold

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THE LOVED ONES (2009) FIVE PROM KING CROWNS

September 18, 2012 by theipc

On my OVERVIEW page, I explain my rating system… I don’t work for some syndicate and have to balance out my ratings for some editor and have to spend weeks dreamily reflecting on the entire library of movies that have ever been produced. Four “hats” equal something I would totally watch again and five is “something that made my life more enjoyable”. Well, let me just tell you right now that I FUCKING LOVED THIS MOVIE. It’s brutal! It’s bloody!! […]

Categories: Australian, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Anne Scott-Pendlebury, Australian, Fucking Awesome, Jessica McNamee, John Brumpton, Lola 'Princess', Richard Wilson, Robin McLeavy, Sean Byrne, The Loved Ones Movie Review, Very Good, Victoria Thaine, Xavier Samuel

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DANCE OF THE DEAD (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

September 6, 2012 by theipc

First off I have to (once again) thank CINEMA SCHMINEMA for this awesome recommendation!! When she first came around and started going on and on about things like BLOOD CAR (here’s my BLOOD CAR) and BUTTCRACK, I thought – this chica is plumb loco! Maybe she is plumb loco but she’s also one of my best bloggy friends ever and I have to give her more props for selling me on striking some more gold with DANCE OF THE DEAD. This thing was […]

Categories: Excitement, Four Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Becky Biggs, Chandler Darby, Dance of the Dead Movie Review, Fucking Awesome, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, I Heart Carissa Capobianco, Jared Kusnitz, Laura Wiggins, Michael V. Mammoliti, Randy McDowell, Zoe Myers, Zombies

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RUBBER (2010) FIVE TOP HATS

August 22, 2012 by theipc

(retro post #2 – Good People – this movie is FANTASTIC!! Well, I guess this might be kind of polarizing if you’re really into mainstream stuff, but this is a big FUCK YOU to Hollywood type of movies. I can’t even believe how much I liked this…) Well – this is really one of those movies that you’re either going to LOVE or HATE. This is a story (and a story within a story) about a TIRE (named Robert) who comes […]

Categories: Excitement, Five Top Hats, Nothing, Thriller, Very Gory • Tags: A Tire Named Robert, Fucking Awesome, Haley Ramm, Hayley Holmes, One of my Favorite Movies, Quentin Dupieux, Roxane Mesquida, Rubber Movie Review, Stephen Spinella, Wings Hauser

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3:10 TO YUMA (2007) FOUR COWBOY HATS

August 13, 2012 by theipc

First: I LOVE this movie. Second: I do not LOVE Russell Crowe. Third: I can give or take with Christian Bale. Fourth: An Aussie and a Welsh dude doing an American Western? I don’t think so. Fifth: I LOVE this movie. I’ve seen this a dozen times and I have found it hard to talk about how much I like this – or – why I like this so much. My friend Lem doesn’t like it and he’s a “western” […]

Categories: Excitement, Five Top Hats, Western • Tags: 3:10 to Yuma (remake) Movie Review, Alan Tudyk, Ben Foster, Christian Bale, Fucking Awesome, Gretchen Mol, Logan Lerman, Luke Wilson, Peter Fonda, Russell Crowe

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TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL (2010) FOUR.9 TOP HATS

July 17, 2012 by theipc

H-o-l-y shit this was hilarious! Well wait, let me step back for a sec. Last year Mary and I were talking about something and she said something to the effect of “OMG you have to watch Tucker and Dale vs Evil!! it’s soooooooo funny!!” and I looked at the poster above and thought “oh great, more redneck humor,” and I lied and said “I’ll get to it sometime” and then passed it off as “not”. I have never been into […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Alan Tudyk, Bloody, Cabin in the Woods, Chelan Simmons, Fantastic Cleavage, Fucking Awesome, Horror Comedy, Jesse Moss, Katrina Bowden, Tucker and Dale vs Evil Movie Review, Tyler Labine

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THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012) FIVE TOP HATS

April 20, 2012 by theipc

I don’t normally get out to the movies even though there’s not much I enjoy more than movie nachos and movie hot dogs and I felt a little iffy about the Buffy guys making a horror movie but work has been slow so I took a day off, spent 17 bucks on the food I mentioned above and watched what is probably one of my favorite movies in quite a while. I don’t think it’s right to call this a […]

Categories: 2012, Five Top Hats • Tags: Anna Hutchison, Chris Hemsworth, Fran Kranz, Fucking Awesome, Jesse Williams, Kristen Connolly, Richard Jenkins, The Cabin in the Woods Movie Review, Very Bloody

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