by theipc
(editor’s note – the concept for this seemed a lot better than the drunken finished project)
Categories: 2017, Action, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, No Boobs, Very Gory • Tags: beating up a car, brawl in cell block 99, BROKEN LEGS, Cigars, don johnson, Dongs, drunken posting, Grindhouse, killing everything, No Boobs, SCHLONGS, shitpots, smashed skulls, super violent, the guy who did bone tomahawk, Vince Vaughn
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Not many people come to this place any longer – which is just fine – I just state that because the name JB may be forgotten or unknown to newer folks. JB is the alter ego of Zoë who resides here. We’ve collaborated on a ton of shit over the years and while this isn’t one of those, she still watched this on a recommendation from me and I don’t think she was totally pleased. For anyone who still looks […]
Categories: 2016, 70s, Death and Destruction, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, Hostages, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, No Boobs • Tags: Ashley Bell, burlesque show, carnage park movie 2016, Darby Stanchfield, Gory, Grindhouse, gruesome, gullies, Hostages, I Loved It, James Landry Hébert, Mickey Keating, Moustaches, No Boobs, Pat Healy, robberies, sick fuck, sideburns, sniper
by theipc
*I watched this the other day for the first time since I posted this on September 5, 2011 and I loved it just the same, if not more. I think this was maybe my fourth post ever, so it’s pretty bad – not that the ones I’ve done since then are good LOL. If you want to see someone else’s (who is very dear to us) thoughts on this from back in the day – and it is a TREAT […]
Categories: Boobs, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews • Tags: Amber Heard, Drive Angry, Grindhouse, Nic Cage, Old Scratch, The Accountant
by theipc
In honor of Jesus’ birthday – let’s party party party on Christmas with one of my favorite movies ever – Bloody Bloody Bible Camp! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG This movie is everything I’ve been looking for forever. I mean this. I LOVED this. I wish I had been a part of this. If any of the people that took part in this should ever come across this page – I say to you THANK YOU! THANK […]
Categories: Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Amazing, Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Movie Review, Chris Staviski, Christopher Raff, David C. Hayes, Deborah Venegas, Drive In, Elissa Dowling, Fucking Awesome, Grindhouse, Ivet Corvea, Jay Fields, Jeff Dylan Graham, Jessica Sonneborn, Matthew Aidan, One of my Favorite Movies, Reggie Bannister, Ron Jeremy, Tim Sullivan, Troy Guthrie, Very Gory, Vito Trabucco
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I’ve been unusually busy up at work lately so I haven’t had much time to do some movie writin’. I figured I could either post nothing and give everyone a break, but I asked someone what they thought and they said “Post some old stuff, those are always fun”. Since I have one fan who likes me to keep coming around, and I took a shit on my IN BRUGES piece, here’s one of my firsties that only one person […]
Categories: 70s, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: 70's Movie Review, Angel Tompkins, Boobs, Grindhouse, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, The Teacher (1974) Movie Review
by theipc
“You might feel a little prick” LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHAT?? PLANET TERROR was the first one of the GRINDHOUSE Double Feature Robert Rodriguez an Q Tarantino put out back in ’07 and I remember liking it more than DEATH PROOF, mainly because there was too much talking in “DP” and…. But I watched this again the other day and I didn’t care for it as much even though I love Michael Beihn and Fergie’s cans. It was just kind of silly […]
Categories: 2014, Action, Boobs, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Three Top Hats, Thriller, Very Gory • Tags: Balls, Balls in a Bag, Boobs, Fergie Duhamel, Fergie's Boobs, Freddy Rodríguez, Grindhouse, I'd Like Marley Shelton to Prick Me, Jeff Fahey, Josh Brolin, Marley Shelton, Marley Shelton is a Babe, Michael Biehn, Planet Terror 2007 Movie Review, Pricks, Rose McGowan, Zombies
by theipc
Despite the fact that he’s turned into one of the ugliest men in Hollywood, we all love Quentin Tarantino’s movies, right? Right? Sure. This may get some people to unfollow me but I am all about honesty here and there’s this –> there is always something I don’t like about his movies: there’s WAY TOO MUCH GODDAMN TALKING. “BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB […]
Categories: 2013, Action, Drive - In, Excitement, Grindhouse, No Boobs, Thriller • Tags: Death Proof Movie Review, Drive In, Eli Roth, Grindhouse, Jordan Ladd, Kurt Russell, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, No Boobs - Not even a Hint, Pretentious Bullshit, Quentin Tarantino, Rosario Dawson, Rose McGowan, Vanessa Ferlito, Way Too Much Talking, Zoe Bell
by theipc
Good and Most Beloved Readers, the main IPC-BOT might be a little busy this weekend so – here’s tomorrow’s post today! I also thought this might be worth putting out if you’re looking for something to rent for pizza and beer Friday – see you next week!! When I saw that Michael Biehn was IN this I just kind of glanced over what it was about and blindly clicked rent. When it came on and I paid attention and I […]
Categories: Four Top Hats, Grindhouse • Tags: Boobs, Dana Daurey, Danielle Harris, Denny Kirkwood, Grindhouse, Jennifer Blanc, Michael Biehn, Ryan Honey, The Victim 2011 Movie Review
by theipc
Before we get too excited, one way or another, about this movie based on its title, let me post that this isn’t anywhere nearly as taboo as the risque premise presented to us. Yes there are a lot of semi-attractive, fully naked women in this, some weenuses also get some screen time and there’s lots of killing with CGI blood, but there’s only one “nun” who has any guns and they are just pistols, with the exception of some sort […]
Categories: Grindhouse, Two Top Hats • Tags: Asun Ortega, Boobs, David Castro, Grindhouse, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Nude Nuns with Big Guns Movie Review, nunsploitation genre
by theipc
A few years ago, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez got together and made an expensive, movie-star filed homage to the old drive-in, crappy reel to reel movies, packaged as a double feature with fake trailers in the middle, and they called it “Grindhouse”. I don’t remember it making a bunch of money but a couple of the fake trailers were made into full length movies (Hobo With a Shotgun and Machete) and a bunch of production companies started cranking out new exploitation […]
Categories: 70s, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: 70's Movie Review, Angel Tompkins, Grindhouse, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, The Teacher (1974) Movie Review
by theipc
The Easter Bunny delivered a nice but GRUESOMELY GORY little treat today. Anyone that considers this movie needs to be prepared for about 110 of 121 minutes of over the top, non CGI, ultra violent gore mixed in with some pretty funny one liners and the Nexus One himself, grizzly and old Rutger Hauer as the Hobo. This is based off of one of the fake trailers from “Grindhouse” by Tarantino and Rodriguez back in 2007. This wasn’t included in […]
Categories: Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews • Tags: Exploitation, Fake Trailer, Grindhouse, Hobo With a Shotgun, Rutger Hauer
by theipc
So – I totally loved this movie! I love the genre, I love the new or “re”-focus on 70’s “exploitation” films. I love that people like Robert DeNiro are willing to be in this. I love that Robert Rodriguez is ballsy enough to make it. I loved that it was bloody, over the top, tongue in cheek awesomeness. But there were just a few things that brought me down. Like Steven Seagal, for instance – I can’t stand the dude […]
Categories: Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews • Tags: Danny Trejo, Grindhouse, Grindhouse Fake Trailer, Jeff Fahey, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Machete Movie, Movie Review, Robert DeNiro, Robert Rodriguez
Isaacs Picture Conclusions