
HALF ASS REVIEWS 2016: INTRUDERS (2016) AND POLTERGEIST (2015)
by theipc
For those of you new to this place (that I don’t get to update as often as I used to), the Half Ass Review feature involves me talking about a couple of themed movies in even more of a half ass way than I normally do. I know I’ve set the bar very low for future generations of movie writers but let’s see how bad it can get. If you want to be a member of the Half Ass Reviews […]
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