Severed heads in a jar???? CHECK!! Danielle Harris???? CHECK!! John Jarratt (from WOLF CREEK) CHECK!!!! The Starship Trooper???? CHECK!!!! And then →→→→→→→→→ this movie went out and totally totally sucked some balls. I don’t really want to get into the topic of ball sucking because I get enough pervy Googlers out here, but, by using that term I mean it’s not good. From the opening scene where Jarratt is in a diner fantasizing about the hot, teenage waitress all chained […]

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