EDEN (2012) For those of us that grew up where I live and went to grade school together and had to take “Bible Class”, we all know that God went and created Adam out of mud – right over there in the Middle East, along the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. He then realized that Adam was horny so he made Eve out of Adam’s BONE so Adam could do some fuckin’ and they had the Garden of Eden and the […]

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