Tag: Joe Swanberg

THE SACRAMENT (2013) FOUR TOP HATS

May 16, 2014 by theipc

I know some of us have had our arguments about the merit of Ti West’s movies – but I’m a big fan of all of them except for CABIN FEVER 2 (but I still don’t think that’s his fault). I REALLY liked this one – but – with all of his stuff – you have to be prepared for a sloooooow burn of a movie and this is no exception. This thing is very slow and, even if the last […]

Categories: 2014, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Thriller • Tags: AJ Bowen, AMY SEIMITZ, EDEN PARISH, GENE JONES, HEARTBEATS BY: THE KNIFE, HIPPIE COMPOUND, I Loved It, Joe Swanberg, KENTUCKER AUDLEY, No Boobs, THE SACRAMENT MOVIE REVIEW, Ti West

PROXY (2013) THANKS, BUT… NO THANKS

May 9, 2014 by theipc

*SPOILERS THROUGHOUT* *GRAPHIC IMAGERY TOO* *DON’T READ IF YOU’RE EASILY SICKENED* *REALLY* When I watched the trailer for this I thought it was going to be a tough watch but I also noticed that this film is directed by the guy who did SCALENE, a clever little indie that I liked quite a bit that was…. relatively tame for the most part. It was more emotional horror and not violent, grisly, bloody horror. So I rented this movie – having […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, GROSS!!, Three Top Hats, Thriller, Very Gory • Tags: Alexa Havins, Alexia Rasmussen, BEATIN' OFF, Boobs, DIRTY BATHROOM SEX, DROWNING, Joe Swanberg, Kristina Klebe, Not Very Good, PROXY 2013 MOVIE REVIEW, Rachel Illingworth, Sex, SLO-MO TO DEATH

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH THE IPC: THE SACRAMENT (2013)

May 2, 2014 by theipc

Hi everyone – I realized the other day that it takes me about two weeks between watching a movie and publishing something about it. Most of the things I watch are shit so there’s no hurry but sometimes I see some things that I REALLY like – and this is one of them. If you’re looking for something to rent this weekend – pull the trigger on this one. I LOVED IT. I’ll try and get something Proper out soon. […]

Categories: 2014, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs • Tags: AJ Bowen, AMY SEIMITZ, EDEN PARISH, Excellent, Four Top Hats, GENE JONES, I Loved It, Joe Swanberg, Kate Lyn Sheil, KENTUCKER AUDLEY, No Boobs, THE SACRAMENT MOVIE REVIEW, Ti West

YOU’RE NEXT (2013) FUCK YEAH!

August 30, 2013 by theipc

As you may or may not know, I put a quick post out about this movie last weekend – with the intention of 1) doing one of those quickies that people seem to like and 2) I was hoping to convince some people to go see it in the theaters since movies like this don’t seem to hang around very long. I had always intended to do something longer, but wanted to be swift in case anyone was on the […]

Categories: 2013, Boobs, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, Thriller • Tags: Adam Wingard, AJ Bowen, Amy Seimetz, Animal Masks, Barbara Crampton, Blood!!, Boobs, I Loved It, Joe Swanberg, Nicholas Tucci, Sharni Vinson, Simon Barrett, Survivalist, Ti We, Wendy Glenn, You're Next Movie Review

A QUICKIE WITH MRS. THE IPC: YOU’RE NEXT

August 25, 2013 by theipc

This segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit, non-mainstream movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL *To note – MRS. THE IPC would not EVER go to something like this, so this is our conversation when I got home* MRS. THE IPC: SO?? How was it?? ME: I TOTALLY FUCKING LOVED IT! MRS. THE IPC: Was it super scary?? ME: *Thinks* Well.. I mean, I don’t get scared in movies. It had […]

Categories: 2013, Action, Boobs, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, Quickies, Very Gory • Tags: Adam Wingard, AJ Bowen, Amy Seimetz, Boobs, Fucking Aweso, Joe Swanberg, Loved It, Margaret Laney, Nicholas Tucci, One of My Favorite Movies of the Year, Sharni Vinson, Simon Barrett, So Much Fun, Ti West, Wendy Glenn, You're Next Movie Review

V/H/S (2012) FOUR TOP HATS

August 31, 2012 by theipc

V/H/S is an anthology featuring work by a couple of my favorite directors, so I have been waiting for this for quite awhile and now it’s finally out on demand and I have to say that I totally loved (most) of it!! We all know what an anthology is by now and, no offense to anyone involved, but this blows the horror comedy CHILLERAMA away. This consists of four independent segments and then one “wrap around” which is supposed to […]

Categories: 2012, Drive - In, Excitement, Found Footage, Four Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Adam Wingard, Alien Impregnation, Anthology, Boobs, Chad Villella (as Radio Silence) Ti West, David Bruckner, Glenn McQuaid, Hannah Fierman, Haunted House, Helen Rogers, Jas Sams, Joe Swanberg, Justin Martinez (as Radio Silence), Kate Lyn Sheil, Killed at Camp, Lisa Marie Thomas, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin (as Radio Silence), Nicole Boccumini, Nicole Erb, Norma C. Quinones, Radio Silence, Stalker, Succubus, Tyler Gillett (as Radio Silence), V/H/S (2012) Movie Review, VHS tapes

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)