Tag: Kurt Russell

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986) FIVE TOP HATS

February 2, 2016 by theipc

ThatMomentIn posted something about this the other day so I figured, since I can’t write new posts these days, why not revisit one of my favorite movies ever?? Also one of my favorite posts I ever put together… What can I say? This is only one of my favorite movies – EVER! I probably saw this sucker in the theater a dozen times when I was a kid and I’ve certainly seen it another twenty or so in the last […]

Categories: 80s, Five Top Hats, John Carpenter • Tags: Big Trouble in Little China Movie Review, Dennis Dun, Everyone was Kung Fu Fighting, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things, James Hong, John Carpenter, Kate Burton, Kim Cattrall, Kurt Russell, Martial Arts Comedy, The Pork Chop Express, Victor Wong, Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine because I can't concentrate when you do that

STRANGERS ON A PLANE 2: GOODNIGHT MOMMY AND BONE TOMAHAWK

January 8, 2016 by theipc

One day, a number of years ago, I took the day off to have some fellows come over and clean out our chimney. When they got there, I moved from the couch to the kitchen and started watching a shit movie called Dead Girl which centers around a couple of high school punks who skip class one day and find a dead lady chained to a table in some bunker somewhere. Turns out she’s naked with a massively unshaven hoohaw, […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, GROSS!!, Three Top Hats • Tags: Balls, Betty Chandler, Bone Tomahawk (2015), broken leg, Chicory, David Arquette, Elias Schwarz, foggy brains, gangrene, goodnight mommy (2014), Guts, he'll hang, I KNEW THAT WAS SEAN YOUNG!!!!, ich seh ich seh, Kurt Russell, Lili Simmons, Lukas Schwarz, man split in half, Marem Hassler, matthew fox, Moustaches, No Boobs, not believable, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins, Roaches, S. Craig Zahler, Sean Young, Sid Haig, Susanne Wuest, The Sex, Very Gory, Western

BONE TOMAHAWK (2015): 1, EVERYTHING ELSE: 0

October 28, 2015 by theipc

Wow… it’s hard to believe I’ve vanished out of the blogging world so much… I never, ever wanted to but figured this would happen once I got out of my daily routine… I did five posts a day every week for almost three years… yowza… : ( – well – I watched this movie today and totally loved it, so I thought I would try and put something together about it (and keep up on my typing skills). This movie […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Cannibal Bastards, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Very Gory, Western • Tags: Balls, Betty Chandler, Bone Tomahawk (2015), broken leg, Chicory, David Arquette, foggy brains, gangrene, Guts, he'll hang, I KNEW THAT WAS SEAN YOUNG!!!!, Kurt Russell, Lili Simmons, man split in half, Marem Hassler, matthew fox, Moustaches, No Boobs, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins, S. Craig Zahler, Sean Young, Sid Haig, The Sex, Very Gory, Western

DEATH PROOF (2007) THREE TOP HATS

December 11, 2013 by theipc

Despite the fact that he’s turned into one of the ugliest men in Hollywood, we all love Quentin Tarantino’s movies, right? Right? Sure. This may get some people to unfollow me but I am all about honesty here and there’s this –> there is always something I don’t like about his movies: there’s WAY TOO MUCH GODDAMN TALKING. “BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB […]

Categories: 2013, Action, Drive - In, Excitement, Grindhouse, No Boobs, Thriller • Tags: Death Proof Movie Review, Drive In, Eli Roth, Grindhouse, Jordan Ladd, Kurt Russell, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, No Boobs - Not even a Hint, Pretentious Bullshit, Quentin Tarantino, Rosario Dawson, Rose McGowan, Vanessa Ferlito, Way Too Much Talking, Zoe Bell

THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE ~ FEATURING MARKED MOVIES: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)

October 1, 2012 by theipc

I don’t exactly remember the events surrounding MARKED MOVIES and I planning on doing this, but I imagine it had something to do with my awe of his writing skills (especially his fucking awesome SIT DOWN SERIES) – but I asked him if he would be interested and I told him I’d buy him some shots if I ever run into him in person and we agreed on “Escape” which we both haven’t seen in a long time and here […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, John Carpenter, The IPC Double Take • Tags: A Number One, Adrienne Barbeau, Donald Pleasence, Ernest Borgnine, Escape From New York Movie Review, Fucking Awesome, Harry Dean Stanton, Isaac Hayes, John Carpenter, Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Season Hubley, Snake Plissken, The Duke of New York, Tom Atkins

THE THING (2011) THREE TOP HATS

February 2, 2012 by theipc

(2011) There seems to be a lot of hate for this movie out on the IMDB “butchering Carpenter’s visionary classic” and I am really not sure why. Considering the sets were built to exactly match those of the 1982 Kurt Russel “Thing” and, if you’ve seen that Thing, then you would realize that this Thing is, basically, the exact same Thing, just with Mary Elizabeth Winstead in the lead. For real, if you take out the “spaceship” Thing and the […]

Categories: Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, donald moffat, Eric Christian Olsen, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, John Carpenter, Keith David, Kurt Russell, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, teeth fillings, The Thing 1982, The Thing 2011