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DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE (2018) NO ONE GETS DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

April 1, 2019 by theipc

Well, I figured since I pay for this place I might as well use it once a year. I’ve tried doing posts on my phone but that’s fucking terrible – torture for a guy like me – today I have a little time with my iPad so let’s see what happens. I haven’t really watched much lately aside from TV shows but I figured I might as well cover this since I’ve done his other movies. Remember when Bone Tomahawk […]

Categories: Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, Noir, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Butts, don johnson, dragged across concrete, Gibson’s car needs shock absorbers, goggles, GUNS, Mel Gibson, smoking, The Sex, Vince Vaughn

HALF ASS REVIEWS: EDGE OF DARKNESS AND SUSPECT ZERO

May 4, 2015 by theipc

EDGE OF DARKNESS (2010) Mel Gibson comes back from exile and plays a sad, old, detective. One night he is sitting around drinking milk and watching The Late Show with Johnny Carson and his estranged daughter shows up. She’s clearly sick and dying with radiation poisoning but two thugs show up at his doorstep anyway and blast her to smithereens. Using a shotgun, they pump one round of lead into her stomach and she goes flying thirty feet across the […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Half Ass Reviews, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: #monica bellucci's boobs, Aaron Eckhart, aaron eckhart's chin, ben kingsely's nose, Ben Kingsley, Bojana Novakovic, boring as shit, carrie anne moss leather, carrie anne moss' ass, Carrie-Anne Moss, Caterina Scorsone, Chloe Russell, conspiracy, crazy bastards, Danny Huston, Dead Bodies!!, dirty cops, edge of darkness 2010, flip phones, Frank Grillo, Gbenga Akinnagbe, ice cream trucks, Kevin Chamberlin, Martin Campbell, Mel Gibson, mel gibson is three feet tall, milk, Nicole DeHuff, No Boobs, pencil drawings, psychics and serial killers, radiation poisoning, Ray Winstone, shotguns, suspect zero movie 2014, William Mapother

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SHITFEST 2015: THE EXPENDABLES (2010)

March 9, 2015 by theipc

THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE VOLUPTUOUS: Shitfest 2015 – The Expendables Once upon a time, a young man named Sylvester Stallone had dreams of becoming a film star. It was a good dream and over the years he made that dream come true. But as he was getting older, he realized that he had so much more to give. After all, he had had a long and storied career, one that any up and coming actor or actress could […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Death and Destruction, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2015, WOAH! • Tags: #GeorgeTakei, action movies, ACTION!!, Alf!!, Antonio Banderas, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Big Schwartzie, Boba Fett!!, Boobs, Bruce Willis, Bullets and Brawn, Chuck Norris, Colleen Camp, DANGER!!!, Dolph Lundgren, ESPIONAGE!!, EXCITEMENT AND FUN, Gene Simmons, George Takei!!, Glen Powell, guns and explosions, Half Ass Reviews, Harrison Ford, Intrigue, Jan de Bont, Jared The Subway Guy!!, Jason Patric, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Kellan Lutz, Kelsey Grammer, KISS BOOTS!!, Lois Chiles, Lynda Carter, Macho Man Randy Savage!!, Man Boobs Only, MAYHEM!!, Mel Gibson, Mike Hagerty, MISERABLE, no boobs anywhere, Not Very Good, Pretty Stupid, Pretty Stupid But Entertaining In A Way, Quickies, Randy Couture, Ronda Rousey, Sandra Bullock, shitfest 2015, Sly Stallone, Speed 2: Cruise Control Movie Review, Sulu!!, SWORD FIGHTS!!, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Expendables 2, The Expendables 3: The Bloggers Cut, THRILLS!!!, Victor Ortiz, Wesley Snipes, Willem Dafoe, Wonder Woman!!, You Wear Your Grand-Dad's Clothes

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HALF ASS REVIEWS: THE EXPENDABLES 3 and SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL

December 10, 2014 by theipc

Here we are again….. I had a lot of fun with the first two Expendables movies. They were loud and stupid and tons of shit blew up and there was lots of blood and mayhem. When I found out they pussied it up and made this PG-13 I was really disappointed but we gave it a shot anyway. This starts off ridiculous and just gets worse and then they get rid of the old team for some stupid reason and […]

Categories: 2014, Action, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Half Ass Reviews, HUH???, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, Two Top Hats, WHY??? • Tags: action movies, Antonio Banderas, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Colleen Camp, Dolph Lundgren, Glen Powell, guns and explosions, Half Ass Reviews, Harrison Ford, Jan de Bont, Jason Patric, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Kellan Lutz, Kelsey Grammer, Lois Chiles, Mel Gibson, Mike Hagerty, MISERABLE, no boobs anywhere, Not Very Good, Pretty Stupid, Randy Couture, Ronda Rousey, Sandra Bullock, Speed 2: Cruise Control Movie Review, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, Victor Ortiz, Wesley Snipes, Willem Dafoe

MACHETE KILLS (2013) OH, GOOD GRIEF

January 28, 2014 by theipc

Recently I’ve posted about PLANET TERROR and DEATH PROOF – and, upon re-watching them, I didn’t really love either of them that much like I did when I saw them in the theater, but that’s OK, they’re still decent enough but another ten years will probably be good until I watch them again. The best thing about going to that double feature they showed? Those fake trailers! Those were great!!! Hey Eli Roth – stop trying to fucking be an […]

Categories: 2014, Action, Drive - In, HUH???, I'm Stupid, No Boobs, Nothing, Three Top Hats • Tags: Alexa PenaVega, Amber Heard, Danny Trejo, Electra Avellan, Elise Avellan, Lady Gaga, Machete Kills 2013 Movie Review, Machine Gun Boobs, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, No Boobs, Robert Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara, Stupid Sequel, This Conference Call I am on SUCKS, Unfunny Bullshit, Vanessa Hudgens

THE TRIPLE PLAY: THE MAD MAX TRILOGY

August 1, 2012 by theipc

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to do this, since Beyond Thunderdome is another one of my top 25 of all time (if there was such a thing), but – away we go! MAD MAX (1979) THREE MR. DEADS “Mr. Deads”? Huh? Wha? It’s from a line in Beyond Thunderdome: “I ain’t Captain Walker. I’m the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket.” But we’re not here to talk about Thunderdome (yet), we’re here for Mad […]

Categories: 70s, 80s, Australian, Excitement, The Triple Play • Tags: Apocalypse, Beyond Thunderdome Movie Review, Bruce Spence, Frank Thring, George Miller, George Spartels, Helen Buday, Joanne Samuel, Kjell Nilsson, Mad Max Movie Review, Max Rockatansky, Mel Gibson, Nuclear Apocalypse, Pig Killer, Road Warrior Movie Review, Roger Ward, Savannah Nix, Scrooloose, Steve Bisley, The Mad Max Trilogy, Tina Turner, Virginia Hey

APOCALYPTO (2006) FOUR TOP HATS

March 18, 2012 by theipc

I think there’s a lot of people that don’t like this movie – I don’t know if that’s because: Everyone was mad at Mel Gibson when this came out Everyone is still mad at Mel Gibson Gibson has gone apeshit People have to read the dialogue This was amazingly tense and brutal People were appalled by the barbaric depictions of a civilization that came before ours Brad Pitt or Tim Burton’s contracted lifetime movie partnerJohnny Depp or George Cloons or […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Very Gory • Tags: Apocalypto Movie Review, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jaguar Paw, Mel Gibson, Rudy Youngblood, Very Bloody, Zero Wolf