HALF ASS REVIEWS: EDGE OF DARKNESS AND SUSPECT ZERO
by theipc
EDGE OF DARKNESS (2010) Mel Gibson comes back from exile and plays a sad, old, detective. One night he is sitting around drinking milk and watching The Late Show with Johnny Carson and his estranged daughter shows up. She’s clearly sick and dying with radiation poisoning but two thugs show up at his doorstep anyway and blast her to smithereens. Using a shotgun, they pump one round of lead into her stomach and she goes flying thirty feet across the […]
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